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Berlin, Germany - It used to be a German tradition that Oktoberfest visitors consume alcoholic beer and pork sausages as part of the celebration, but with a million Muslim refugees resettling in Germany, such acts are now deemed discriminatory as they result in a million hurt feelings. As if non-halal foods and sinful music all over the land weren't enough, all the Oktoberfest girls walk and dance around completely uncovered save for some very inappropriate and provocative clothes, which is total haram. This naturally causes devout Muslims to feel the urge to punish such sinful females, which only plays into the hands of the right-wing subversive elements.

That will change with Comrade Merkel at the helm, who treats refugees as a higher priority than various assorted German citizens and tourists. Germany has no right to discriminate against the refugees, so the celebration will need to change. No more pork sausage, alcoholic beer, polkas, or any music at all for that matter. That will have to be replaced with halal food, non-alcoholic beverages, and Islamic calls to prayer by muezzins, which is the most beautiful sound on earth according to Barack Obama, who was lucky to have heard it in his sweet prepubescent years.

Additionally, this year's Oktoberfest will be improved with public executions of gays, Christians, nonbelievers, apostates, cartoonists and other scoundrels who have disrespected prophet Muhammad, as well as various Islamophobes and similar criminals against the Islamic faith. This will be followed by a call to prayer and massive simultaneous doggy-style kneeling, which is quickly becoming a new German ritual. The public prayer will be followed by public slave and goat auctions, where everyone will have an equal opportunity to procure an inexpensive young slave or goat.

If any country is about to reap the fruits of social justice, progress, and multiculturalism, it's Angela Merkel's Germany.

Indeed what a glorious example of the bright future of Europe that awaits us! The people can not thank you enough, Dear Leader Merkel! I only wonder... if we are distributed a goat at the Korrektoberfeste ... isn't that against the spirit of collectivism?

Drinking beer is a bourgeois idea anyway. The grain can be used to settle the European debts with the Mighty Sultan of Turkey mr Erdogan! Below a recent drawing of the negotiations between the EU and Turkey regarding the refugee crisis:

welcome new comrade. Clearly you were not fully sober during inprocessing, beware a rodent in ugly shoes who will chastize your excessive use of pixels.

Apologies for my wasteful abuse of the motherland's bandwith! I will report to a re-education facility immediately...

Comrade Minitrue - the picture you posted corresponded to your diminutive nom de guerre. But the Party is generous with pixel redistribution today, and so it has replaced your image with a bigger one.

You can click here to see it even more bigger.

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:welcome new comrade. Clearly you were not fully sober during inprocessing, beware a rodent in ugly shoes who will chastize your excessive use of pixels.

We need to replace that Oktoberfest with this Oktoberfest:



And instead of beer, you get one shot of Vodka at the October Revolution Parade. And if you don't attend it's 6 months in Gulag.

I would not miss that for any beer in the world...

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:We need to replace that Oktoberfest with this Oktoberfest:



And instead of beer, you get one shot of Vodka at the October Revolution Parade. And if you don't attend it's 6 months in Gulag.

Is this the parade that redistributes candy?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:We need to replace that Oktoberfest with this Oktoberfest:



And instead of beer, you get one shot of Vodka at the October Revolution Parade. And if you don't attend it's 6 months in Gulag.

Is this the parade that redistributes candy?

Lead candy. And you don't have to ask for it! Once you need it, you'll get it!