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I assume the Peoples Log Workout also includes Log Rolling, which has the added advantage of increasing her qualifications for political office since we know that Log Rolling is an honored tradition in DeeCee.
And to think I had assumed (as should all good Komrades) that it was an ObamaCare Weight-Loss Program. Toting one's own log -- shouldn't she have been entitled to a government-assistance program for such heavy work? Apparently toting one's own log leads to greater results much faster than a government-assistnce program.
We must not let the word get out because before we know it, fat, lazy people will discover the joy of log-toting and the next thing we know, they'll be voting Republican.
Maybe we need to demand that Mrs. Red Square commence a Reverse Diet so she can re-attain her former status and thereby give greater comfort to, rather than inflicting envy upon, Comradesses not "gifted" with such appearance. Mrs. Red Square's former self certainly served the laudatory social goal of promoting the greater good by preventing hefty gals from perceiving themselves as being heftier than an influential member of the Inner Party.
Oh, and while I'm asking, it would be gloriously convenient if there was also a smaller Weight-Loss People's Branch™ that came with an 8-track training tape, so I could use it while I'm driving.
Now you commies are even getting spammed from the quacks at ObamaCare with their silly cost saving alternative RX weight loss programs.
Sure, delete all of my informative advertisements for low cost drugs and artistic sex videos and label them spam, but let this ObamaCare propaganda stay. See what I care!
Doktor Eugenica KillemovIt wasn't her, it was the log. Now we know the answer to the age old question, "Does this log make me look fat?" Da!
This deserved to be illustrated.
I will count the rings and then make a hockey stick. -Michael Mann