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Happy New Year from the Motherland!

1/1/2019, 1:02 am
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С НОВЫМ ГОДОМ, ТОВАРИЩИ!

From the glorious Peoples' Demokratic Яepublic of Kalifornia, a Red Star State!

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1/1/2019, 1:35 pm
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И тебе, товарищ!
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1/1/2019, 8:19 pm
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That's "Happy New Year" for those who have never bothered to learn the Mother Tongue.

Speaking of which, here's a new music sensation from the Motherland, called “Skibidi” by a rave band Little Big, who have taken Psy's Gangnam Style and Roxbury dance, mixed them together, and poured vodka over it.

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1/1/2019, 9:26 pm
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Red Square wrote:That's "Happy New Year" for those who have never bothered to learn the Mother Tongue.

Speaking of which, here's a new music sensation from the Motherland, called “Skibidi” by a rave band Little Big, who have taken Psy's Gangnam Style and Roxbury dance, mixed them together, and poured vodka over it.


I see the madness is spreading more quickly than expected, da? This is good! Not long now, comrades...not long at all!
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1/1/2019, 9:54 pm
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Lenin must be spinning in his grave display case.
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1/2/2019, 9:22 pm
This should be year we teach Camrades in Motherland how to make left turns!
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1/2/2019, 9:25 pm
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Red Square wrote:here's a new music sensation from the Motherland, called “Skibidi” by a rave band Little Big, who have taken Psy's Gangnam Style and Roxbury dance, mixed them together, and poured vodka over it.

It looked like the cats were NOT enjoying that.
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1/2/2019, 11:31 pm
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Best Russian Driver wrote:This should be year we teach Camrades in Motherland how to make left turns!

What...and miss all those great Youtube epics?
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1/3/2019, 11:21 am
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Comrade Red Square, having addressed a few concerns from some hesitant readers and in keeping with the glorious fulfillment of the people's progress, commentary, all matters of correct knowledge and collective support,
you are hereby awarded the following medal.
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It will be part of the ceremony this evening at tractor barn #9.
This is a collectivist effort, however, you are forbidden to bring
other party members...
and remember to bring your own shovel...
Happy New Year
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1/3/2019, 11:29 am
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Who needs new? Last year still fits just fine. Look, take a minute and just change the numbers on the five year plan and get back to the beets.
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1/3/2019, 12:21 pm
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Интересный, но я предпочитаю Отава Ё.

https://youtu.be/0HtvH34CmZY?list=PLaHI ... dchQ6cG5qv
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1/3/2019, 12:47 pm
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Wait a minute, trashmouth!
(...[highlight=#ffff00]tractor barn #9[/highlight]? That barn really sucks!!!).
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1/3/2019, 1:40 pm
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1/3/2019, 8:07 pm
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[highlight=#ffffff]Kindly Uncle Unkulturny[/highlight] - Widely Known throughout the Peoples' Republic as [highlight=#ffffff]"Champion Of The Peoples Revolution Against The Capitalist Conspiracy To Oppress The Working Class"[/highlight] has been awarded The Medal of "HERO OF THE PEOPLES' CUBE"!

Below is an image of the "Daily Decoration" that he wears with Great Honor! [The Full Honors medal is so large that it hangs from Unkulturny's chest to below his knees, and so massive that it induces severe back pain (which is always quickly remedied by Our Unexcelled Medical Service!), and so it is only worn on Ceremonial Occasions: Parades, Show Trials, Executions, Visiting Dignitaries, TV reports, etc.
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1/4/2019, 12:14 am
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Apparatchik Unkulturny was not fibbing when he said his medal "is so large that it hangs from Unkulturny's chest to below his knees, and so massive that it induces severe back pain..."
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1/4/2019, 8:51 pm
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Comrade Putout is so kind to post A Full Body Photo of Kindly Uncle Unkulturny wearing his Full Honors Medal - especially as he was in the presence of Saint Obama, Golfer Extraordinaire!

Perhaps Comrade Putout would like to meet - in person - her New Admirer, Kindly Uncle Unkulturny at the local Holiday Inn, where we can openly discuss the future of The Peoples Heroic Revolutionary Resistance To The Ongoing Capitalistic Oppression Of The Proletariat! (Or something like that...)
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1/6/2019, 1:53 am
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