Comrades!

It is with pleasure to announce that a new Party approved and sanction pizza outlet has now opened it doors for socialist business and as such will drive any vestiges of Mr. Herman Cain from the collective mind. Your state issued food coupons will be honored as you enjoy a slice of square beet pizza in the relaxing confines of your new gulag approved PROGFATHERS pizza joint.

I DENOUNCE THE COMMODORE for introducing an obviously racist and speciesist dish. Whole wheat crust? Commendable. Beets? Appropriate Prole Fare. White cheese? WHITE cheese!? The thought that you are using cheese--exploiting Bovine-Americans held in bondage by Big Dairy--is bad enough. But WHITE cheese? Really, comrade?

You disgust me.

Dear Comrade Brain Soaking in Stoli........

With all due respect to a floating Party Prog as yourself, my calculations have determined that this ProgFather's Beet Pizza has only 1% white ingredients. And do not assume that it is cheese. It is likely that this substance is the organic-based plastic resin melamine*
( the same stuff that the Chinese use as a filler in their exported toxic pet foods ). It serves as an industrial adhesive to affix the beets to the bread backing, so that they won't slide off during transport to your dacha or gulag cell.
The West has nothing like this !

The most important thing is that this tasty treat is 99% RED, and ready to be shoveled out for all the comrades at the next political dirty tricks.......uh....strategy meeting.

* About the melamine... not to much concern here....... your kidneys won't start shutting down for at least a week or so from getting clogged up. Also, no worries about that as well. ObamaCare will take really good care of you in your final hours.

So order a " Beetza " and enjoy !

(Understand now, tovarich ? Good.)

After reading the above rants tirades informative messages, our collective decided to skip the Beetza and just order some Hot Buffalo Beets ™ and 4 orders of BeetStix ™ so we can get a 2-liter BeetCola for free!

Comrade Unkulturny, how tastes this Beetsicola? Better than the cola that's an anagram of "episcopal"? Cheaper?

Comrades, we must never forget: the most important part of any well balanced meal is the Vodka. Much like the way it helps us to deal with life pre-Next-Tuesday, a good jolt of vodka can wash down the harshest of beets.

Anyway, like I was sayin', beets is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, beets-kabobs, beets creole, beets gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple beets, lemon beets, coconut beets, pepper beets, beets soup, beets stew, beets salad, beets and potatoes, beets burger, beets sandwich. That- that's about it.

Comrades, bear in mind that this excerpt from Amerikkan cinema represents two conscripts, not exposed to the culinary fusion of Italian cusine and the beloved beet.

Tovarichi wrote:That- that's about it.

Russian Salad


https://pinoyfoodblog.com/filipino-recipes/russian-salad-variation-of-potato-salad/

I DENOUNCE this Phillipino practice of cutting Russians into pieces to make salads!

Ahhhhhhhhh, beetza salad surgery! Now they're bringin' out the GOOD stuff!

I DENOUNCE THE COMMODORE for introducing an obviously racist and speciesist dish. Whole wheat crust? Commendable. Beets? Appropriate Prole Fare. White cheese? WHITE cheese!? The thought that you are using cheese--exploiting Bovine-Americans held in bondage by Big Dairy--is bad enough. But WHITE cheese? Really, comrade?

WHAT! Why you could never be more wrong Comrade Betinov. I wasn't going to let this out until your birthday and keep the proles guessing such as krasnodar as to the secret ingredient that makes Progfathers Square Beet Pizza so delicious. But you have forced my hand with your hasty denouncement.

Comrade Betinov,

Its pickled Goat Cheese floating in its own embalming fluid just like you!!!!!




You're the one that was the inspiration for my culinary achievement!!!!!!!! And Ivan the first reviews are in for Progfathers! This young lady loved her Squared Beet Pizza so much that here she is making even more room for seconds.

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:

I too remember experiencing such intimate relationship to the toilet when I was 15 years old and acquired a large quantity of vodka.

I recall yelling "Ralph" a lot.

From that came some wisdom that being in possession of a big bottle of Vodka had to be managed a little more wisely. Like sipping smaller quantities over a week or two.

Or maybe even a month.

It's amazing how life (or near death) lessons can leave such permanent memories.

Comrade Vladimir, I agree. Such lessons combine the best of times with the worst of times, often wasting large amounts of distilled wisdom at great expense.

The young lady reminds me of a prom date of long ago...

I DENOUNCE THE COUPON CZAR. I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED MY MOST VALUED COUPONERY!

Fraulein....

Coupons are a insidious form of rampant capitalism ! They're more than pieces of paper.

They are a bribe offered to you to encourage buying some company's products to maintain their profits !

Are you are tell us, openly, that you participate in this ?

Well ?

Oh dear.

Judge Frau,

I DENOUNCE THE COUPON CZAR. I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED MY MOST VALUED COUPONERY!

My luscious looking purveyor of People's Justice, humble apologies your coupon was a little late in the mail. Have a free slice on the state.


Should I send you another coupon my Bavarian Schnitzelface? It seems Krasnodar is...errrr...vying for your affections also.

I love beet pizza!!! I eat beet pizza every day of the week. Beet pizza is the only prole worthy pizza available to proles like me who are beet pizza fanatics. We asked for simple requests of vegetarian pizza at OWS from the finest Gourmet establishments in NY, yet the glorious party one ups our request with lovely Red Square Beet Pizza.

What could be finer?

Huh? Huh? Any one?

That's what I thought!!!

What could be finer?

You are korrect my feathered friend! Nothing beats a beet pizza Red Square style from PROGFATHERS.

Comrades,

I have received a few inquiries that due to the popularity of this new socialist dish, that you may not be able to get through when calling in to place your order. Rest assured the party takes care of everything and has ensured PROGFATHERS has an adequate staff that is on hand to man the answer the torrent of phone calls that are now being received from the masses, who wish to place an order for this delectable delight.

I denounce Judge Fraulein Pulloskies and Commodore Snoogie Woogums as willing participants in the heinous state crime of
" Capitalistic Coupon Exchanges " !

Have Comrades Ben and Jerry released the long-awaited

"Hurt me, BEET me" ?

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant!

Pizza - yeah right. (wink)

Commodore Snoogie - your ingenious plan to get timely Inner Party Battle Plan Communiques out to every last one of our unwashed masses behind enemy lines in the unoccupied red states in case the cave dwellers manage to jam Laika's signal and just in time for our glorious Revolicion Next Tuesday ™ must be commended at the highest level.

What collectivist could resist the urge for a square beet pizza, just like mom used to make back in the motherland. What's best is you'll be doing it right under the Kapitolists noses, all they will see is their usual greedy commerce. I will tell stories to my grand-kids someday every time we're lucky enough to be rationed a slice to share in the Progfather's pizza lottery of this act of heroism that helped the Party usher in our long sought after Utopian existence.

Bravo. I see a free Progfathers - all for yourself in the near future.

KRASNODAR!!!!!

Why you......you.......GREAT PROG!!!!!! You saw a chance to grab a freebie from the state and even went so far as to up the ante to go for a twofer in the freeloading mooch department. Normally I would have you re-educated for your insolence in denouncing a made party member and Judge Frau would delight in serving you a long jail sentence, but you show so much promise in becoming a total leech on the State that your entitled to two coupons!!!!!!

Gulag 4 Alfred

What collectivist could resist the urge for a square beet pizza, just like mom used to make back in the motherland. What's best is you'll be doing it right under the Kapitolists noses, all they will see is their usual greedy commerce. I will tell stories to my grand-kids someday every time we're lucky enough to be rationed a slice to share in the Progfather's pizza lottery of this act of heroism that helped the Party usher in our long sought after Utopian existence.

Such kind words Comrade!

Yes we will beat the kapitolhisssts at their own game! A PROGFATHERS Beetza joint will actually be our secret subversive cell fronts in Red State country. As they munch on our delicious beetza's our waiter and waitress staff will be recording their words and will be actively recruiting those that show promise to become true progs! Soon we will have a fifth column in Red State country!!!!!!!!! All under the guise of a Kapitalhisssss enterprise.

We've already established a PROGFATHERS Beetza Joint a week ago in that horrid Red state of Texas. Word is already out on the street there about our delicious Beetza and the word has been spread as to how yummy they are. Our so called "waitress and waiters" are just standing by to do their duty for the revolution of Next Tuesday!!!!!!!