The Empress was endorsed today by the Prince of the Power of the Air, Supreme Super Delegate Beelzebub Brown at a campaign rally on 2/28/08. "As the Father of All Lies, I have always been impressed with Hillary's years of experience and I strongly urge that all rally to her side in this time of need."

To buttress his point, Beelzebub introduced the highly anticipated film "An Inconvenient Torment." The movie documents the damage that has already been done by the failure of many to support the Progressive policies of Hillary Rodham Clinton (who is not afraid to use her middle name), and the coming catastrophe that will come on those who continue to stray from the fold.

According to Beelzebub Brown, "Hillary has a bold and comprehensive plan to address America's energy and environmental challenges that will establish a green, efficient economy and create as many as five million new jobs. But let me tell you about another Job that was lost. This Job supported Mr. Barack Hussein Obama. In just one day, this man lost his seven sons and three daughters, over 8,000 prized livestock, not to mention his many hired hands who lost their job as a result. All that was left to him was a wife to remind him daily of his shortcomings. Were it not for the intervention of the Chairman of the DNC, he would no doubt have lost even his health insurance! This is the cost that one might pay if they do not vote for Hillary."

The film was quite graphic as it showed images of Texas covered with dust, Ohio covered with ice and snow, and millions of bodies lying upon the ground as demons gorged on their decaying and putrid bodies.

Hillary Clinton, who has been on the forefront of the Global Political Warning movement, made several appearances in An Inconvenient Torment. In a rather eye-opening scene, Hillary stated that "It is the consensus of the experts in the field, that the continued influx of ca$h to the Barack Hussein Obama campaign, if left unchecked, will lead to a runaway increase in people dying from lack of healthcare, children starving on the streets, and an increase in people disappearing.

The 'naysayers' claim that we are just trying to scare people from electing a black man whose middle name conjures images of a brutal Muslim dictator. That is not what my campaign is about. But tell an orphaned homeless child, dying in some alleyway from lack of health insurance, that his fate was not caused by the support of Mr. Barack Hussein Obama. Is this the sort of world you wish to leave your children? This is what can be expected if Obama was to win this coming Tuesday. While Mr. Obama shows great potential, and is a credit to the Democratic party, he is not the sort of leader we need at this time."

In related news, the Clinton campaign announced a fundraising coup Thursday, projecting they would rake in $35 million for the month of February, her biggest haul to date. "It was incredibly gratifying to see people really coming forth with their vote of confidence by their contribution to my campaign," Clinton said Thursday, adding that after she lent $5 million to her own campaign, "it just set off a chain reaction across the country."

"Hundreds of thousands of people (are) saying we want this campaign to go on. We support her, we believe in her," she said. "Yes, I think that says a lot."

In late breaking news, Hillary received yet another endorsement by another powerful and famous Super Delegate.

I'd like to see a more vivid description of the predicted apocalyptic horrors presented by the Prince of Superdelegates in that PowerPoint presentation (we're not talking The Inconvenient Truth, are we?).

Also I'd like to heart the other parts of Beelzebub's speech in which he praised Hillary's record on a variety of issues, from universal Healthcare to fundraising to cleanup, disappearances, and composting.

I'm sure Theocritus is in the know.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:
The Empress was endorsed today bythe Prince of the Power of the Air, Supreme Superdelegate BeelzebubBrown at a campaign rally on 2/28/08.

I don't recall saying any of that. But it is a shock when you first learn that for your whole life you've mis-spelt your own name.

We do look so comfortable together don't we. I haven't been quite this comfortable since Hillary's wife went ballistic at "Pro-lifers" at that University rally. Up until then I didn't know he/she liked exterminating babies as much as I do. Bad for the environment, those babies.

Beelz (now changed by deed poll)

Does this mean that her inauguration will involve flaming pentagrams around the podium?

Besides her soul (if a reptile has one to begin with), what did Hillary promise to the Supreme Superdelegate in return for his endorsement? Will he be given a Cabinet post in her administration? Will there be a "Rosemary's BabyII"? Will Chelsea accept her new step-brother/sister?

Red Square wrote:I'd like to see a more vivid description of the predicted apocalyptic horrors presented by the Prince of Superdelegates in that PowerPoint presentation (we're not talking The Inconvenient Truth, are we?).

Also I'd like to heart the other parts of Beelzebub's speech in which he praised Hillary's record on a variety of issues, from universal Healthcare to fundraising to cleanup, disappearances, and composting.

I'm sure Theocritus is in the know.

The video presentation was titled An Inconvenient Torment and was rather convincing naturally. I will try to get on this as quickly as possible, for alas, today I must attend to my collective as there has been reports of ThoughtCrime and wrecking, but this should be put down by tomorrow.

Beelzebob Brown wrote:I don't recall saying any of that. But it is a shock when you first learn that for your whole life you've mis-spelt your own name.

I am sorry Lord Lucifer comrade, it never even dawned on me when reporting this that there was a relationship here. Then again, I forgot that you can appear in different forms. Nor did I make the association with my brother in law who is also a Brown, and a hell of a guy.

"Ba‘al Zebûb or Ba‘al Zəvûv (Hebrew בעל זבוב, with numerous variants) appears as the name of a deity worshipped in the Philistine city of Ekron.

In ancient contexts, there appears to have been little, if any, meaningful distinction between Beelzebub and the polytheistic Semitic god named Ba‘al. Monotheistic Jewish reference to Baal was almost certainly pejorative, and grew to be used among other terms for Satan. The name later appears as the name of a demon or devil, often interchanged with Beelzebul."

Damn Philistines! Don't they deny Global Warming Climate Change?


RIK

No, the church of Global Warming proclaims the Great Satan to be:

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Ford Motor Company

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Dr. Savage (Heretic)

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Glenn Beck (Blasphemer)

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Rush Limbaugh (The Anti-Christ Gore)

I AM THE ONE AND ONLY SUPREME SUPERDELEGATE! I AM THE MORNING AND THE EVENING STAR! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE SPEAKER AND THE SOLE HEIR TO HILLARY'S THRONE AND I WILL NOT BE OUT DONE BY SOME… SOME… MALE PIG! I DON'T CARE HOW MANY HORNS HE HAS! I HAVE TWENTY AND TWO COMING OUT OF MY ASS!

Anyone who follows Hillary will be banished from court – FOREVER! Her time is done and soon my puppet… err… my friend, yes, my friend Barack Huss**n Obama will rise to the throne and will anoint me Lord Protector of the Realm, Defender of the Socialist Faith and VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! BWAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAAHAH <cough><cough> HAHAHA <hack><cough> Eww… I threw up on myself again…. …. … LUPE! Fetch me my bib!

Eeewww....

If Nancy isn't proof that Beelzebub is real I don't know what is.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Beelzebob Brown wrote:I don't recall saying any of that. But it is a shock when you first learn that for your whole life you've mis-spelt your own name.

I am sorry Lord Lucifer comrade, it never even dawned on me when reporting this that there was a relationship here. Then again, I forgot that you can appear in different forms. Nor did I make the association with my brother in law who is also a Brown, and a hell of a guy.

"Ba‘al Zebûb or Ba‘al Zəvûv (Hebrew בעל זבוב, with numerous variants) appears as the name of a deity worshipped in the Philistine city of Ekron.

In ancient contexts, there appears to have been little, if any, meaningful distinction between Beelzebub and the polytheistic Semitic god named Ba‘al. Monotheistic Jewish reference to Baal was almost certainly pejorative, and grew to be used among other terms for Satan. The name later appears as the name of a demon or devil, often interchanged with Beelzebul."

Thank you muchly comrade Pup! You just saved me a fortune in genealogist fees. Always nice to trace the family tree.

I have to admit it might have been me or just my namesake. I sometims forget where I was five minutes ago. Especially when that bloody Shirley MacLaine has a seance or starts astral-travelling- I try and not be home...good grief she's annoying

Beelz

I've noticed something lately that may give us all Hope. It appears that because Obama has cleaned her clock in recent weeks. MTE has discovered humility (or at lest how to fake it). If you watch coverage of her shaking hands with supporters and etc., she seems much less smug and dare I say more likable. So if she does well in Texas and Ohio, it could lead to a win for her. Then if she truly has been humbled by the Obama experience, I think she goes into the general much stronger. Just a theory.

Just a theory is right.
I'm frankly disapointed that the GOP will have no one to root for in the up coming election. That is why I will continue to have my fun now by laying back in the chair with some butter popcorn and a bottol of Yoo-Hoo laughing at the blood bath between Hillery and Obama.
I'm glad that Hillery finnaly has some strong supporters for her. It was starting to become alittle too one sided for my enjoyment.

KR2004 wrote:I'm glad that Hillery finnaly has some strong supporters for her. It was starting to become alittle too one sided for my enjoyment.

I agree. It was a bit like watching a Tyson fight there for a little while. But now it shall be more like Sugar Ray Robinson vs Jake LaMotta in the St. Valentines Day Massacre:

Say what you will comrade, but notice that it was I that helped bring about the endorsement of Hillary by Beelzebub Brown, and look what happened! Big wins for Hillary! It's all in who you know, especially when that who is the Prince of Darkness.

The Supreme Superdelegate Paves the Way in Western Pennsylvania for My Arrival Today

This is most disturbing from my point of view of course.... Grant it, I think the Supreme Superdelegate will be a tremendous asset to your campaign my Empress,,, but I was not expecting this. I blame The Name Who Can Not Be Named for this since were it not for him, things would have never came to this.