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I denounce.... SOMEBODY!

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Comrades, I am ashamed. My Inner Comrade ™ wishes to denounce someone (Inner Comrade #3, all thoughtcrimes can be solved through the judicious use of a firing squad.) yet I cannot come up with someone or something to denounce. I feel lethargic and week.

I've tried everything. A Jiffy Lobo(TM), a healthy dose of Obama's Snake Oil ™, I've even asked Pinkie to whack me with her shovel. Digging beets, drinking lots of vodka, not drinking lots of vodka, even standing on a railway platform with warm clothing and a shovel, but the commissars just ignored me.

So in the end I must denounce myself for not being able to denounce anyone else. Shall I report to the southern border to ensure the proper flow of guns and ammo to our oppressed drug dealing fraternal allies in Mexico?

Patrick Leahy
Dearest Obamissar 7.62

You just need a newer cause to once again fire up your "Inner Comrade".

Join me, my Comrade, in once again DENOUNCING all the criminal's of the Bu$hitler TORTURE SQUADS. Eric & I are working real hard to get the SHOW TRIALS started and we need your support.

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Are you available for jury duty?

Sincerely;

The Honorable Patrick Leahy

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Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Comrades, I am ashamed. My Inner Comrade ™ wishes to denounce someone (Inner Comrade #3, all thoughtcrimes can be solved through the judicious use of a firing squad.) yet I cannot come up with someone or something to denounce. I feel lethargic and week.

Thanks for sharing, comrade! The help is closer than you think. The Party is right behind you! Trained specialists from the Karl Marx Treatment Center have been practicing redistribution of pills to each according to his needs for a very long time...

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Don't worry comrade, you are not crazy. Every single true Marxist has a burning desire to denounce somebody. Besides, there are plenty of comrades here to denounce. Let me give you some hints:

#1 - Are there commissars here who own big mansions? If a commissar or any type of comrade owns something like that, it simply means that he hasn't shared his wealth with the party and must be denounced, put on show trial and promptly shot by the NKVD.

#2 - Do any Cubists hoard stolen goods? Stolen goods belong to the Party (then they stop being stolen and become "redistributed" because they belong to the People). Stolen goods hoarded are stolen goods not redistributed. The hoarder should be put on show trial and shot by the NKVD.

#3 - Are there any comrades who have denounced Hillary? They have betrayed the People™ and don't even deserve show trial before being shot. If they stabbed Comrade Hillary in the back, who are they going to stab next? Think about that. The Party does not like traitors.

#4 - Are there any comrades here who have tried to denounced good communists? They are obviously Rush Limbaugh agents and should receive a high profile show trial and then be shot.

So comrade, take your pick. Just don't denounce me because then you'll be shot.

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Comrades Red Square and Vodkov (aren't you supposed to be criminally insane BTW, or is that just one of Vodkavich's rumors?) I thank you for your kind words, straight jackets and pills. Already I feel much better. My Inner Comrade(TM) (Inner Comrade #7. If it can't be done with a shovel, it's probably not worth doing) feels better too.

I think I will denounce Vodkov anyway just because it is suspicious that he went out of his way to make sure he was least likely to be denounced. Thus, he must have something to hide.

Gulag Man heard glorious leader Omammessiah denounce United States. If is good for dear leader, Gulag Man say denounce Amerikkka and all Bu$hitler kkkrime family supporters.

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Obamissar 7.62 wrote: I think I will denounce Vodkov anyway just because it is suspicious that he went out of his way to make sure he was least likely to be denounced. Thus, he must have something to hide.

You will regret this Obamissar. There have been numerous attempts to denounce me but none has succeeded. Not long ago some Enemies of the People even organized a show trial for me. Everybody was there. Comrade Pupovich, Hillary, Pinkie, Nancy and even the Square himself to name a few. But as you can clearly see - I'm still at large and the traitors have either already been punished or will be soon. Nancy has lost her precious virginity, Pupovich has been neutered without anesthesia, Hillary lost her bid for the presidency and Pinke has been uncovered as a right wing mole and blacklisted by the Party. So you see - your future is not bright. If I were you I would start distributing your possessions to the People™ except your shovel and your warm clothes.

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Ahh Kommissar, I grow even more suspicious. Not only do you have a past, you also have exacted vengeance which is a most un party like thing to do. There is something going on here I think, and as a good product of the paranoid state in which we live I must continue to denounce in order that I may not be denounced myself.

Still perhaps I am in good company. Those you have all named are in the Inner Circle(TM) while I still am in the Outer Circle(TM). Perhaps a promotion will be in order.

I will study the records of your official Show Trial(TM) and consider further the best way to successfully denounce you.

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You can bet your ass I have exacted vengeance. That's what communism is all about. Punishing the people who are more smart and successful than us by taking their money and redistributing it to ourselves and then dispatching them to the Gulag. Retribution is the essence of true Marxism and I'm only being a true Marxist when I kick ass left and right.

I'm very surprised you didn't know this. Trying to denounce me for this is like denouncing Comrade Marx for writing his Manifesto.

I must demand official show trial for Obamissar 7,62. He is obviously a right wing mole. He must be purged.

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But Kommissar is it not true that after you have exacted your vengance, punished the more successful, and sending your enemies to the Gulag, that you yourself become the target of those less successful than you? In fact you could say I am simply emulating your actions by going after you, much as you have gone after others. Indeed as you seek retribution, there are others seeking your downfall. I am merely a lowly apparatchik seeking to better my position with the blood and suffering of others.

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No comrade, this can only happen once. Revolution; then glorious dogma. Otherwise it will turn into competition. Competition = capitalism. Are you preaching capitalism Comrade 7.62? It sounds like I was right about you needing a show trial for crimes against The People.

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Ahh Kommissar you are truly gifted at twisting words. I will bow to the superior socialist mind here. I denounce myself for denouncing Vodkov. Truly I have much to learn.

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Don't worry comrade. Denouncing is fun. It is one of the few Party approved methods for recreation. Perhaps we should pool our resources and denounce somebody else?

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We can call it a Denunciation Points Unification Pool and invite err compel others to join as well.

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote:Don't worry comrade, you are not crazy. Every single true Marxist has a burning desire to denounce somebody. Besides, there are plenty of comrades here to denounce. Let me give you some hints:

#1 - Are there commissars here who own big mansions? If a commissar or any type of comrade owns something like that, it simply means that he hasn't shared his wealth with the party and must be denounced, put on show trial and promptly shot by the NKVD.

#2 - Do any Cubists hoard stolen goods? Stolen goods belong to the Party (then they stop being stolen and become "redistributed" because they belong to the People). Stolen goods hoarded are stolen goods not redistributed. The hoarder should be put on show trial and shot by the NKVD.

#3 - Are there any comrades who have denounced Hillary? They have betrayed the People™ and don't even deserve show trial before being shot. If they stabbed Comrade Hillary in the back, who are they going to stab next? Think about that. The Party does not like traitors.

#4 - Are there any comrades here who have tried to denounced good communists? They are obviously Rush Limbaugh agents and should receive a high profile show trial and then be shot.

So comrade, take your pick. Just don't denounce me because then you'll be shot.

Is there any question remaining as to why you are known as Criminally Insane Kommissar Vodkov? On which of the above are you in ThoughtCrime™? You guessed in Comrades! All of the above!

Are you seriously suggesting that we of the Inner Party should live in huts like the proles? After working so hard and so devoutly to make sure the proles are provided with all they need? We need our rest to Kommissar, and we can not be expected to work these long days For the Common Good™, only to have to come home and fix holes in the roof and floor, harvest the beet crop etc.

Are you suggestng that any of the many contributions that we in the Inner Circle may have laying about, in some safe, or off shore account is not our own? The mere fact that we possess these things makes them legal.

Are you suggesting that wise Inner Circle did not see the coming crash of the Hillary, and seeing the true light of Obama, flocked to his side, was somehow traitorous? Lenin forbid! You notice, one hardly even hears from this Hillary that you are so fond of anymore.

Are you suggesting that we have denounced some comrade who did not deserve it, or as in my case, chose to be denounced so as to build up my Peoples Credit™? Denouncing is as natural a habit for a Party Member as the discharge from the Empress' retched nether regions.

And lest we forget, do not for a Leningrad second think that we have forgotten how you stalked Kommissar Pinkie!

Clearly, you have left me no option but to....

I DENOUNCE CRIMINALLY INSANE KOMMIISSAR VODKOV!

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Ahh I obviously pushed some sensitive buttons there. Are we looking at another attempt at show trial?

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Criminally Insane Kommissar Vodkov. a show trial is not needed in your case, though one would always serve for entertainment and educational for lesser Thought Criminals. On the bright side, as Guilt Tsar, I can attest that your guilt level is higher than most, you just have problems admitting to your guilt. Feel your guilt Kommissar, embrace your guilt. Guilt is your friend, it is at the very heart of progressive understanding.

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I have no guilt comrade. Guilt is for white liberals and other useful idiots. True communists are guilt free.

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I can see why you would not take the Guilt Quiz Criminally Insane Kommissar.....your score would put a republican to shame.


 
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