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If I had a jackhammer... (Warning: Prog Porn)

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... I'd jackhammer in the morning, I'd jackhammer in the evening, I'd jackhammer all over this land.

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Dateline, Hollywood -- This morning at 5:45 AM an idealistic young man armed with nothing but a jackhammer and his iconoclastic revolutionary fervor marched down to Trump's Hollywood star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Only the chill early morning air and a crowd of news media who're always there waiting expectantly at the Trump Hollywood star just in case someone with a jackhammer might show up and make a statement greeted him.

The idealistic young man, who identified himself as Comrade Otis, is an eighty-three year old college student at Karl Marx U, California. He told reporters he was merely trying to steal the Trump star so as to sell it in order to raise money to help those Donald Trump has oppressed throughout the years. This involved jackhammering it's face to oblivion and leaving the remains in place.

Comrade Otis said he got the idea to jackhammer the icon of capitalism from the Obama administration. "Obamacare is a jackhammer to the capitalist system of oppression. Everything Obama has done is a jackhammer to the stinking bourgeois freedoms of the stinking bourgeoisie! The jackhammer of State will set us free! We will build a beautiful new world from the rubble. To the jackhammers!"

The poop.

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PROG PORN: Trump Hollywood Walk of Fame Star DESTROYED


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I have mixed feelings about this...on the one hand, our scholarly comrade has taken another damned Trump <spit> sign out of public view. Sadly, on the other hand he has defaced a glorious red star manufactured of quality marble by not cleaning off his dust and chipping residue...

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I could've accomplished the same thing with my shovel.

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amazing proletarian unity in the executing/documenting kollektive, ain't it ?

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Comrades, gone are the days when the boys and girls in bondage used to do these types of jobs.

Long live my 150 year revolution.

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How times change! Back in 2010 I made this poster saying, KEEP TIBET PROGRESSIVE!

Today, it's KEEP HOLLYWOOD PROGRESSIVE!

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UPDATE #1:

Our friend blogger Chuck Johnson at GotNews.com claims responsibility for identifying the culprit as a leftwing activist millionaire nutjob and reporting his identiry, address, phone number to the LAPD.

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UPDATE #2:

Millionaire activist arrested for smashing Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk of Fame star because he was 'outraged by abuse allegations'

  • James Otis admitted to vandalizing the $30,000 star on Wednesday
  • He planned to turn himself in after a press conference, but was caught first
  • He'd hoped to take the entire star then auction it off to the highest bidder
  • The money would then go to Trump's alleged sex abuse victims, he said
  • But he could only prize out the name and emblem after smashing the star
  • Otis is the millionaire heir to the Otis Elevator Company

Gents, go easy on this Otis guy. The old adage says "Elevators go up and down". His elevators usually make left sharp turn. Technology progress is so advanced where he lives.

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If he wanted to steal the Trump star, the best way to do it would be to go with a chisel around the edges on the outside. But in the video he was just hammering at it with abandon, like a five-year-old with a toy tool. This just shows him as an incompetent buffoon who, if it weren't for the inherited family wealth, wouldn't even be able to keep even some dead-end, minimum-wage job, while angrily demanding to be paid $15/hr for it.

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That sure is a strange place to mount your video camera - especially when your charging someone else with perverted sex crimes.

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Captain Craptek wrote:That sure is a strange place to mount your video camera - especially when your charging someone else with perverted sex crimes.

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This strangely reminds me of Arnold's Total Recall movie where smaller head talks to the bigger one. This time, just in reverse.

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droid1 wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:That sure is a strange place to mount your video camera - especially when your charging someone else with perverted sex crimes.

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This strangely reminds me of Arnold's Total Recall movie where smaller head talks to the bigger one. This time, just in reverse.

Yes. Some kind of perverted head-2-head fantasy video game. Where's Putout? Has she seen this?


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"Gents, go easy on this Otis guy. The old adage says "Elevators go up and down". His elevators usually make left sharp turn."

I guess that's why this man's elevator doesn't seem to get all the way to the top.


 
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