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If you like the ObamaCare website, next up is...

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Virtual ObamaCare Doctors!

ObamaCare forces millions onto Medicaid.

The problem, doctors don't want to do Medicaid:

Medicaid expansion actually might not necessarily mean more access…

The solution?

Get ready for it, commies! If you like the ObamaCare insurance website, just wait until your Medicaid insurance means that your health care is all handled through a website. No doctor visits. The government saves money. You just log onto your account and - shazam! - you navigate the labyrinth of a bizarre hellish place, like a ghost of a man murdered by a Winchester rifle wandering that whacko Mrs. Winchester's mansion.

It's in our future, baby! You first read it about it here.

Just thinking aloud, making the connections no one else wants to make.

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Somebody's gotta do it, Comrade, And you're the dollar sign for the job!


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Comrades.

Soon we'll be testing ourselves for collective suitability using Dear Leader's new Interface USB Device™ (I.U.D.) supplied no charge to all comrades! Just step up, plug in, and your current health is instantly determined. And don't be too concerned about getting a "Chipper" rating. I'm told it's painless.

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Virtual computerized doctors! At last the Party has found a use for all those TRS 80's I liberated from the dump recycling center.

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Comrade Colossus - The Death Panel is implicit - Google "Chipper"

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Today's free mandatory exam by federal agents at Healthcare.gov: eyesight and rectum all at once, at a price you can now afford!

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Red Square wrote:
Today's free mandatory exam by federal agents at Healthcare.gov: eyesight and rectum all at once, at a price you can now afford!

This is indeed most excellent opportunity, and so efficient for progressive-minded person whose head is up his fundament.

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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Colossus - The Death Panel is implicit - Google "Chipper"
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No need for Death Panel when all care is orchestrated by the State!

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Red Square wrote:
Today's free mandatory exam by federal agents at Healthcare.gov: eyesight and rectum all at once, at a price you can now afford!

Yes, Comrade Square. This is smart thinking on the part of our State thinkers. The federal agent can examine the colon, then peer through our eyes just as we do, via the colonoscope. How inventive!

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After the exam, you can board the planes as well.


 
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