Since money is the root of all evil and ATMs are a tool of capitalist consumption, the Iranian government has found a way to keep consumerism at bay while preserving the image of a developed nation.
Hasn't he ever heard of the "Comrade System"? If he had a comrade, all he needed to do was get on his/her/it's shoulders.
It was designed that way to build character, teamwork and strength. It's very progressive!
In light of this, I heard that the ATMs in Venezuela are usually found on the second story outside of the building. Whether they work or not is still unknown but supposedly they're made from recycled People's cardboard (green is in!!).
Quote:Hasn't he ever heard of the "Comrade System"?
I'm sure if he has spent his free time watching the progressive "Brokeback Mountain", he would have learned the true use of the "Comrade System".
The Bank of Islam has installed some additional equipment for Night Deposits:
It's a good thing we're here in this old post. I don't think the Gulag Gals will ever catch this.
You misinterpret this most benign move. Their leaders have seen photos of Carnival from Rio. These leaders have observed the joy that appears to be engendered by walking on tall stilts.
They want all their citizens to be that happy and are encouraging them to walk on tall stilts. It is as simple as that!