Sources close to the Democrat Party tell the People’s Cube that Democrat lawmakers are delighted with the overture from the Iranian Parliament. “That the brave, freedom loving mullahs of Iran can speak their minds and join us in condemning our soldiers as terrorists is a rare, but refreshing sign of progress in the Middle East,” said Senate majority leader Harry Reid earlier today. “It’s proof that the Bush administration has not completely destabilized the region.” Added House Speaker Pelosi, “Nobody supports the troops more than we do, except maybe the Iranian Parliament, and our hearts are warmed by this expression of unity with our Congress by the Iranians.”
An upbeat Representative Murtha cheered, “I haven’t been so excited since I proposed cutting off funding for our troops! As we develop our new relationship with the Iranians, I’ll draft some legislation that will take the money we save from defunding our military, and give it directly to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard so they can build a better future for their children.” Holding back tears, the congressman became emotional. “Nobody wants our troops out of Iraq more than I do,” he sobbed, “except maybe the Iranians.”
“I knew that hateful rhetoric was not the answer,” said Senator John Kerry, “which is why I voted against the resolution to label the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization.” Kerry indicated that he might later vote for the resolution if necessary.
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, clearly moved by the sympathetic remarks of some of America’s most powerful politicians, said, “Praise be to Allah who has raised up such enlightened ones to combat the evil Satan Bush! Together we will work to expedite the withdrawal of imperialist, American crusaders who illegally occupy the sacred lands of Islam. Such a move will once again bring stability to the region. I cannot wait to kiss the hero Murtha on his big hamster cheeks!”
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi has changed her schedule and cancelled appointments with President Bush and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice in order to lead a delegation of Democrat Congressmen and Senators on a diplomatic mission to Iran. “They are reaching out to us,” she said. “It’s time to prove that diplomacy works by reaching out to the Iranian mullahs, who are our true partners in peace, and to stop marginalizing them simply because they have different views from this administration.”
However, we may start a new topic just to suggest a replacement pin for Obama. Maybe we can create one just for the patriots of the glorious utopia which is just around the corner.
What's the flag of the glorious utopia?...
Suckling Pig is a young pig that has only fed on its mother's milk. The piglet is killed between the ages of two to six weeks and traditionally roasted.
Far be it from me to suggest otherwise. I was just envisioning a symbol for our Many Titted Empress. Actually, the first image I had was that of a litter of puppies of course... but figured the pig would be more appropriate for our glorious workers paradise.
Being from Louisiana, it of course has other meanings besides any false religion:
"Cochon de Lait festival is also the name given to a festival held annually in the small Southern Louisiana cajun town of Mansura. As its name implies, during this festival, suckling pigs are roasted. Some common items that are made from the pig at the festival are cracklin, and boudin."
Mmmmm, cochon de lait.... cracklins.....boudin....
Ah, I remember eating the original boudin... you can not buy it anymore. Boudin originally was blood sausage.
Quote:Suckling Pig is a young pig that has only fed on its mother's milk. The piglet is killed between the ages of two to six weeks and traditionally roasted.
Mmmmmm... Anyone up for BBQ?
Oh, I was in semi heaven Sunday. Went by this coffee shop that I have gotten used to going to and reading, and they were having some sort of festival in the fast growing town I live in, just across the line from Baton Rouge. Now I didn't care about the festival, but after I sat down on the porch with my coffee, there.... there... not 50 feet away.... a booth serving alligator sauce piquant and funnel cakes! I am sad to say that was my first funnel cake, but it won't be my last! My Lenin, I do love alligator! It's real People's food!
And I like eating during winter... I think....
All this while the ever glorious progressives stab the USA in the back and openly aid its enemies!!!!
Things will really get cooking when Hillary is coronated!!! Then, as Berkeley 'educated' govenor Jenny Granholm has said about her reign in Michigan, "In 5 years, you will be blown away! (last one leaving Michigan turn out the lights)" Of course, Comrade-Frau Hillary will not waste time implementing socialism like the amature Granholm did.
A big sucking sound for the wallet.
Or maybe that million dollar fat farm vacation really DID work out..... Though honestly, Comrade Moore really has been eating more than his fair ration shares for more than a FEW years, da?