I have learned about a thoughtcriminal that once prowled the storied corridors of the People's Cube: Halliburton, the Moneyfuhrer of the $chutz$taffel. His antediluvian, hopelessly Eurocentric worldview always makes my blood boil, which is a good thing, since it reminds me that enemies of the Revolution still lurk among us.

Is he still here?

Shhhh! He'll hear you. Let sleeping capitalist dogs lie.

(btw, that Lone Stage Grip fella is another one)

I would not bother $.$. Halliburton. He's mean in the clinches. And I personally think that he's going something going with Margaret but I could be wrong. You never know what's happening with progs. It's a new plan every hour.

Boo

Ahhh!!!

Help!!!

Quick, someone use the race card!!!

Comradette Kim, use this. Perhaps he will be distracted by the possible dollar signs he'll see .

Whatever you do - don't cover your person with any #2 crude!!!!!

Theo, I've heard rumors too. Margaret sleeping with the enemy, tsk tsk. I'm sure she'd say that she's just spying on that Halliburton fella, but it still makes me sick.

(I was gonna ask her out)

Hey, pst.... and shhhh...


$$ Halliburton is actually our progressive commentator, who only pretends to be a KKKapitalist apologist in order to create a semblance of diversity on our site, as well as to drive our points by saying exactly the mean and damnable things we always wish the real KKKapitalists were saying, but they never actually do...

Huh? Ohhhhhh! I get it. Very clever indeed.

I was going to advertise for trolls (all successful websites have to have them) but since we already have capitalist trolls of our own design, why bother.

Whoopie, you have missed some wondrous trolls of the past. There was the Mime, who was before my time. Then Bluebell, and a few others. Then Gollum, whose name I cannot remember. Dear Sister and I had some wonderful times gangbanging trolls. I with my usual blunderbuss; she with more finesse but with a deadly accuracy. I have ever prayed to Lenin, "Please send me trolls! I want trolls! If you'll just send me a troll, I'll never pass a blind man without kicking him again! Ever!"

But alas, the great age of trolls is, I'm afraid, over.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:But alas, the great age of trolls is, I'm afraid, over.

What a laugh! I'm the only one here that isn't a troll. All of you are the trolls.

The Democratic Socialists have fallen on hard times. They can only afford to pay people to troll the comments at a handful of web-sites anymore.

$$, tell me it isn't so! What about the great days of bought-and-paid-for angry mobs and rabble imported from the People's Republic of Kanuckistan? Whatever will happen to the Kanuckistan economy without paid protestors?

This is as dreadful as closing the border to our friends from the south. How would Mexico survive without payments sent from AmeriKKKa to Mexico?

And anyway, how do you know that I, THE Commissar Theocritus, am not a Double Troll?

Commissar Theocritus wrote: I have even prayed to Lenin, "Please send me trolls! I want trolls! If you'll just send me a troll, I'll never pass a blind man without kicking him again! Ever!"

Your request, Commissar.

I have done good for elite inner Party ™ , no?
Extra Vodka ration to drown in my sorrow for the proletariat on the upcoming Kapitalist Greed Feast Day?

Troll:



Blind Man: