Join resurrection 2012. Don't allow God to slip from your life. Here are two campaign pieces that remind us of Barack Obama's messianic qualities.

For any that are unaware of this photo, It is the one and the other one. On the other hand it could be the one and 1/2.

The Dear Leader is gazing up towards the heavens.... is he waiting to hear divine words of wisdom from himself? Did the earth suddenly pass a flatus? Is he offering his nose as a landing strip for the flying stinkbeetle of hopefulness??? I must know the answers to these and many, many, many other important but seemingly trivial questions, for I believe answering them will bring me to comic cosmic fulfillment.

Count me in, Comrade Comrade!

♫ We'll be bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep... ♪

Marvelous Sorry, used a non-word banned by the Party. The People must not use petty-bourgeois vocabulary.

A herd of Murkins/Merkins? Has comrade ROCk been in the people's vodka? I am now well versed in murkin lore after extensive Wikepedia perusal but can not comprehend the "herd" reference.

Herds, like mobs, are always welcome to the revolution.

Dunno 'bout the Wiki, but a friend of mine and I once walked into the kids' sheep area at a county fair, and amidst all the baa-aaa-aaa-ing we looked at each other and at the same moment we both said "Americans!"

"Murkins" is simply a slightly altered pronunciation.

But you knew that :)

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Mark 13 : 22

Any questions ?

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote: "Murkins" is simply a slightly altered pronunciation.

But you knew that :)

It did not occur to me and my Ebonics translator was not working. It all make sense now and, of course, the sheep metaphor always applies.

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Mark 13 : 22

Any questions ?

Well, Mr. Smarty Pants Spoon, at least we are not Mormons.

Source

Ed Schultz, "Mormonism was created by a guy in Upstate New Your in 1830 when he got caught having sex with the maid and explained to his wife that God told him to do it". Is this a bigoted statement. No. It's not bigotry when the religion is predominantly white and Republican. Bill Clinton feels Joseph Smith is brilliant and is considering starting his own religion. Ahmadinejad wonders if Mormonism is just like Islam but without the advantage of bombs.

But I don't have any pants. Just a spoon, a pair of Converse's and a sombrero !

Mr. Smarty Spoon

That's right !

And don't forget .... this weekend I've got a " Two For One " Easter Day Special going on for full-frontal lobotomies w/ hot wax and carpets vacuumed......... Bring a friend !

Dear Peoples Comrade! Is it possible to take all the text used in your glorious images at the beginning of the thread - and paste it under the images AS TEXT?

That would make it easier to copy-paste for others, and will also make it easier to find this topic with Google and other search engines.

As a rule, whenever you post a graphic, it's desirable to include some text along with it, repeating what's in the image, even if it's redundant. SEARCH ENGINES CAN'T READ PICTURES!

All I can add here is this -

Obama's Sermon on the Mile High Mount

<table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr> <td width="270" class="genmed"><img src="/images/Obama_Mount_Mile_High.jpg" width="250" height="267" border="0"> <td valign="top"><p><font size="4" class="Huge"><b>The Book of Invesco</b></font><br> <span class="lnavnew"><b>The Sermon on the Mile High Mount<br> </b></span>¹Then it came to pass in the Land of Entitlement that the Word became Change and the Change became Hope and the Hope became Change You Can Believe In. ²And The Obamessisah went about all fifty-seven states, teaching at their Caucuses and Primaries, healing malaise among the poor in spirit, and preaching the gospel of Progress. ³Then His fame went throughout all the land; and they came to Him all people who were afflicted with Bush Derangement; and those who were hopenitized; moonbats and troofers; and He wooed them. ⁴Great multitudes followed Him - from Chicago to Jersey, and beyond the Hills of Beverly.<br></p></table> ~<br> <table width="577" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr> <td valign="top"><p>⁵And seeing the multitudes, He went up on a mountain and stepped into the floodlights where they had built for Him a temple, and His disciples gathered around Him. Then He opened His mouth and taught them, saying:<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">⁶"Blessed are the poor,<br> For theirs is the kingdom of State expropriated wealth.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">⁷Blessed are the jobless,<br> For the taxpayers shall be their keepers.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">⁸Blessed are those who lost their homes,<br> For they shall inherit a bailout.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">⁹Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for Change™,<br> For they shall be filled with a great taxpayer-funded feast.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">¹⁰Blessed are all who have grievances,<br> For they shall be compensated through civil rights lawsuits.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">¹¹Blessed are the peace protesters,<br> For theirs is the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">¹²Blessed are those one illness away from disaster,<br> For they shall obtain free health care.<br> <img src="/images/spacer.gif" width="40" height="1">¹³Blessed are our homosexual brothers and sisters,<br> For they shall be married and receive Intensive Family Preservation programs and Family Reunification privileges from the immigration authorities.<br></p> <table width="314" border="0" align="right" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr> <td width="20" class="genmed"> <td width="294" class="brown"><img src="/images/Obama_Jesus_Matthews_Olberm.jpg" width="294" height="395" border="0"> Obamessiah with Matthews and Olbermann<br> <hr></table> <p>¹⁴"Blessed are you when Republicans revile and persecute you falsely for My sake. ¹⁵Rejoice and be exceedingly glad, for people love me, so when you follow me, the world will love you, also.<br><br> ¹⁶"You are the salt of the earth; but if the salt loses its flavor, it is then good for nothing but to be thrown under the bus.<br><br> ¹⁷"Do not think that I came to shrink the size of government. ¹⁸For assuredly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, one dot above an 'i' will by no means pass from the law or government till all of my audacious dreams are fulfilled. And then I will build more.<br><br> ¹⁹"You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'We are responsible for ourselves,' but we in truth rise or fall as a collective; the fundamental belief that I am my brother's keeper - unless he lives in a hut in Kenya.<br></p> <p>²⁰"And I say to you that whoever goes to war or tortures another without a progressive cause, shall be in danger of the judgment by the rest of the world. And whoever says to another the word 'unilaterally' shall be in danger of the judgment by the UN council.</p> <p>²¹Therefore if you bring international aid to the altar of appeasement, and there remember that those nations' rulers are against you, ²²leave your aid there and go away. ²³Agree with your adversary quickly, without preconditions, lest your adversary accuses you of crimes against everything and deliver you to the judges of The Hague.<br><br> ²⁴"You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'You shall not commit adultery.' ²⁵But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart, so go right ahead, just make sure to get the media to cover it up for you.</p> <p>^{<img src="/images/Obama_Jesus.jpg" width="290" height="259" vspace="4" border="0" align="right">26}If your right eye causes you to sin, invite the left one to join in; for if it looks good, it can't be wrong. ²⁷And if your right hand causes you to sin, make sure to have enough for the left hand; for if it feels good, it can't be wrong.<br><br> ²⁸"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' ²⁹But I tell you not to break the peace unless you can pin it on Republicans. But whoever else in the world slaps you on your cheek, pander to him with largesse. ³⁰If anyone wants to sue you and have your money, let him have your country also.<br><br> ³¹"You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' ³²But I say to you, hate your rich neighbors and love the government officials who redistribute their wealth. ³³And love your country's enemies too, for the enemy of Amerika is your friend; bless those who curse it, do good to those who hate it, and agree with those who spitefully use it and attack it, ³⁴that you may be the progressive children of The Obamessiah; for He makes the sea levels fall and sends rain and hurricanes on the conventions of the unjust.</p> <p>³⁵For if you love those who love you not, you get to wail and lament. Did not the Screen Actors Guild do so? ³⁶And if you snivel loudly enough, you will be rewarded. Was not the Screen Actors Guild rewarded so? ³⁷Therefore you shall be perfect, just as The Obamessiah is perfect.<br><br> ³⁸"And when you pray, you shall not be like the hypocrite bitter clingers. For they love to pray standing on the corners of the streets, for they think that they will be heard for their many words. Assuredly, I say to you, when you pray, go into your local government office, and pray to your Messiah who is in the White House; and The Obamessiah will reward you openly.<br><br> ³⁹"Therefore do not be like them. For The Obamessiah knows the things you have need of before you ask Him. ⁴⁰In this manner, therefore, pray:<br></p> <blockquote> <p>Our Player, Barack the Messiah,<br> Washington be thy game.<br> Thy welfare come,<br> Grabbeth all thy guns<br> So we will think that we're all in heaven.<br> Taxeth away our daily bread,<br> And giveth to those identity groups who trespass against work.<br> Make us not a prosperous nation,<br> For all wealth is evil,<br> And thine is the shakedown with all power and fury.<br> Obamunist forever. Amen.</p> </blockquote><p>⁴¹"Enter by the narrow gate of Obamunism; for wide is the gate and broad is the way of Capitalism that leads to destruction, and there are many who go in by it. ⁴²Because narrow is the gate and difficult is the way which leads to Obamunism, and there are few who find it. ⁴³For if you take from each according to his ability, The Obamessiah shall give to each according to his needs.<br><br> ⁴⁴"Therefore whoever hears these sayings of Mine, and does them, I will liken him to a wise man who built his house on land purchased at a discount from a friend.<br><br> ⁴⁵"But everyone who hears these sayings of Mine, and does not do them, will be like a foolish man who sat on his hands when the rain descended, the floods came, and drowned New Orleans."<br><br> ⁴⁶And so it was, when The Obamessisah had ended these sayings, that the people were astonished at His teaching, ⁴⁷for He taught them as one having authority, and not as one offering more of the same.</p> <div align="center"> <p><img src="https://thepeoplescube.com/red/richedit ... c7620a.jpg" border="0"></p> </div> <p><b><i>Additional reporting by Commissar Maksim, Laika the Space Dog, Red Square, and others.</i></b></p></table>

Red Square wrote:Dear Peoples Comrade! Is it possible to take all the text used in your glorious images at the beginning of the thread - and paste it under the images AS TEXT?

That would make it easier to copy-paste for others, and will also make it easier to find this topic with Google and other search engines.

As a rule, whenever you post a graphic, it's desirable to include some text along with it, repeating what's in the image, even if it's redundant. SEARCH ENGINES CAN'T READ PICTURES!

Message received.

And thanks for the addition. I see that all we really need for life and happiness has already been covered somewhere within ThePeople'sCube if we would only look, and once found, meditate upon it daily.