Our hero of the people and others, Red Square, is currently being held captive and interrogated by alien "can heads" *........... from another world even !


* not to be confused with domestic can heads.


Krasnodar out.

Dang it, its 27 Yankee freezing farenheit degrees in Central Texazistan, can we ask the shiny comrades if they wouldn't mind keeping him fed and liquored up until spring break, then drop him at Hippie Hollow?

Tell these extra-terrestrials that they can join the party if they bring enough beer.

Does Lone Star meet with approval of these lake people ?

Its the national beer of Texas. <wipes away a tear>

I can see it now.... next year, Obama has the EPA shut down Lone Star Brewery because their beer produces CO2 bubbles that will eventually lead to Earth's destruction.

Now that would be cause for secession !

I DENOUNCE YOU for even breaching the concept! THOUGHTCRIMINAL!!! Off to JiffyLobo with you! BE GONE! Shut down the Lone Star Brewery my ass. He might as well try to bankrupt the coal industry, or take over the automotive industry in Detroit!

By the way, did you know that the photo of aliens with Red Square is proof that they are indeed advanced socialists ?
They don't wear tin-foil hats............ they wear tin-foil suits !

Hmm, that being said;is possible that Comrade Red Square has been invited to join our new shiny comrades for drinks and sausages and marching songs, followed by political discussion in order that he may glean some wisdom to impart upon the rest of us?

Perhaps the opposite is true! Of COURSE!!! He has gone there to showing them the inadequacies of their wine-snob, flower-arranging, birkenstock-wearinginadequate ways, and thoughts, and sorry existance! He'll fix their little RED wagons! Full tinfoil suits are not equal™ or we would ALL be in suits, and he'll straighten out that conspiracy in short order!
Have Laika to relaying the message to Red Square that we wishful him a successive mission, and we are listening for his next instructions!!


(I'll betting Red Square doesn't skip the drinks, though...)