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Militant snowflake: new insignia for social justice warrior

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Dear social justice warriors! You have so outgrown the old hammer and sickle emblem, it's not even funny. The working class has betrayed you and can no longer be trusted. Your new broad coalition is proactively writing a new narrative of safe spaces, microaggressions, dog whistles, snow jobs, institutionalized rapism, and climate denyism.

Your community organizers have succeeded in creating a spectacular movement of snowflakes who they hope will one day solidify into an impenetrable iceberg that will sink the Titanic of capitalism. And yet you're still struggling to create an emblem you could put on your armbands, banners, and social media icons. We hope this design will stick. Your movement deserves an original catchy symbol.

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This emblem will look great on flag an armband, adding a nice touch to your school's interior and exterior.

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Put it on your signs during your next campaign of Jew-hatred at your favorite campus.

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You can even wear it as you harass passengers you don't like on your flight to San Francisco, and no one will dare take you off the plane once they see your official SJW status.

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And feel free to use the SafeSeating™ sign we have made for you earlier.

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If you are wearing a safety pin to symbolize your struggle for safety over hate, try wearing four safety pins at once and watch your message get amplified exponentially. There's safety in numbers! Be fashionable and raise everyone's awareness by wearing this tasteful arrangement.

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Ushanka tip to PCDavidD for sending us his creative safety pin design.

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Judging from the photos and the requirement of allowing only sjw approved thoughts, it's no longer true that no two snowflakes are alike. Now they are all alike.



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Here's your upgrade, Comrade Craptek:



Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

And then there is this:

European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS

(While Waving White Flags)


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Pamalinsky wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote:

Here's your upgrade, Comrade Craptek:



Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

And then there is this:

European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS

(While Waving White Flags)


Comrade Pammi,

Thanks for the info on The Great March! You know how I love a parade - Forward! - and all that good stuff - I'll be there with tap shoes + bells on my fingers and cleats on my toes! (whatever)

If you feel like listening to some rusty old music while you're peeling beets for Marxmas Dinner try this from the forgotten days, i.e., before Madonna.

Playlist:

Let it Snow Rosemary Clooney 1954
I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm Frank Sinatra 1950
Button Up Your Overcoat Zelma O'Neal & Jack Haley 1930
Frosty the Snowman Robert Cannon 1953
Winter Wonderland Dick Dale & Alice Lon 1955
Marshmallow World Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra 1967
Suzy Snowflake Norma Zimmer 1953
Baby, It's Cold Outside Larry Hooper & Janet Lennon 1963
Moonlight in Vermont Ella Fitgerald & Frank Sinatra 1958
Winter Spike Jones & his City Slickers 1952


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Pamalinsky wrote:

European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS

(While Waving White Flags)

I did not know that Breitbart.com did parodies. Oh, wait. You mean this is serious? Well, then, Leninspeed to these incomparably enlightened and compassionate creatures. And what an insightful observation from one of the organizers: "This war has to stop." Oh, why did no one think of this before?

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Reality Check: Special Snowflakes are Hilarious, Until They Aren't

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RedDiaperette wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:

European Lefties Plan to March on ISIS

(While Waving White Flags)

I did not know that Breitbart.com did parodies. Oh, wait. You mean this is serious? Well, then, Leninspeed to these incomparably enlightened and compassionate creatures.

And those are the folks who think they are of greater intelligence than the rest of US.

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Comrades, the White flag is simply a blank canvass. Comrade Obama was a White flag and look how well He advanced The Cause™. Remember, the White flag is nothing more than apparel that has not yet been dipped in the blood of dissidents. The Red flag will wave soon enough.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Comrades, the White flag is simply a blank canvass. Comrade Obama was a White flag and look how well He advanced The Cause™. Remember, the White flag is nothing more than apparel that has not yet been dipped in the blood of dissidents. The Red flag will wave soon enough.

Greetings Comrade!

I see they finally released you! Just in time for Marxmas dinner. You should hop by and say hello more often.

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Captain Craptek wrote: Greetings Comrade!

I see they finally released you! Just in time for Marxmas dinner. You should hop by and say hello more often.
Yes! Good to hear from you again, Komrade KKK! We always enjoy your company. Just don't let some Aussie hetero white male punch you in the face just because you've got a choke-hold on his best friend. I mean, you can't be too careful.



Oh, and the white flag is most certainly a red flag. You know what they say about "red flags" right? Very comforting. Thank you.

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Comrade Torcer wrote:Image
Reality Check: Special Snowflakes are Hilarious, Until They Aren't
Ya know, Comrade Torcer, never in my life have I seen so many people get wound up by something they, themselves, created. They are reacting to stuff that they made up, i.e., it's not true. And, they do it regardless of the possible harm it may do to our country. It's alarming to me that they actually think it's all about their feelings. No facts allowed.

Regardless, those that love our country seem to have won bigly. We must stay diligent this time.

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Captain Craptek wrote: Comrade Pammi,

Thanks for the info on The Great March! You know how I love a parade - Forward! - and all that good stuff - I'll be there with tap shoes + bells on my fingers and cleats on my toes! (whatever)

If you feel like listening to some rusty old music while you're peeling beets for Marxmas Dinner try this from the forgotten days, i.e., before Madonna.

Playlist:

Let it Snow Rosemary Clooney 1954
I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm Frank Sinatra 1950
Button Up Your Overcoat Zelma O'Neal & Jack Haley 1930
Frosty the Snowman Robert Cannon 1953
Winter Wonderland Dick Dale & Alice Lon 1955
Marshmallow World Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra 1967
Suzy Snowflake Norma Zimmer 1953
Baby, It's Cold Outside Larry Hooper & Janet Lennon 1963
Moonlight in Vermont Ella Fitgerald & Frank Sinatra 1958
Winter Spike Jones & his City Slickers 1952


Thank you, dear Comrade Craptek, for providing me with this stunning array of those who really know what a snowflake is. Absolutely wonderful. I thoroughly enjoyed it and will share it with others. Spike Jones? Wow! Love that Sinatra was in several. He deserves it. It's all good!
Watch this, Comrades! You'll be so glad you did. Doesn't matter how old you are. Listen!

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[attachment=0]SNS.JPG[/attachment]The big red flag with it's menacing snowflake symbol seems inappropriate when one considers that Snowflakes have only one true skill. I propose a more modest flag, made of a less threatening material, that symbolizes what these "social justice warriors" do best.[/font]

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:[attachment=0]SNS.JPG[/attachment]The big red flag with it's menacing snowflake symbol seems inappropriate when one considers that Snowflakes have only one true skill. I propose a more modest flag, made of a less threatening material, that symbolizes what these "social justice warriors" do best.[/font]

Yes, the Snowflakes do have one true skill...MELTING! And, what is that? A white flag or a flag made of oatmeal and water that will dissolve the next time it rains? A less threatening symbolic material would be the AIR THAT WE BREATHE!


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BREAKING: President Elect Donald J. Trump has dispatched snowflake reaction teams:

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They are primarily moving the snowflakes to a place where they will not bother anybody and will be left to melt. However, chemical weapons such as salt and cinders are being used to combat the snowflake menace. The salt messes with their paleo-vegan diet and the cinders are environmentally unfriendly. Every citizen is advised to keep a box of kosher salt at their door in case of the particularly deadly muslim snowflake. Aim for the eyes. For updates, tune to 640 or 1240 AM on your radio. Thank you.

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Captain Craptek wrote:
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Comrades, the White flag is simply a blank canvass. Comrade Obama was a White flag and look how well He advanced The Cause™. Remember, the White flag is nothing more than apparel that has not yet been dipped in the blood of dissidents. The Red flag will wave soon enough.

Greetings Comrade!

I see they finally released you! Just in time for Marxmas dinner. You should hop by and say hello more often.

Indeed, comrade. I was told that I was sequestered in Trump Tower but I don't believe that. I was having too much fun and there were no golf courses. Modern gulags really have improved. It's almost as if The Party™ is encouraging dissent. Needless to say, I'm feeling very much re-educated and hoping I need some more. I recall somebody mentioning JiffyLobo™ but I don't remember the details. It doesn't matter now, anyway.

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Captain Craptek wrote: Greetings Comrade!

I see they finally released you! Just in time for Marxmas dinner. You should hop by and say hello more often.
Yes! Good to hear from you again, Komrade KKK! We always enjoy your company. Just don't let some Aussie hetero white male punch you in the face just because you've got a choke-hold on his best friend. I mean, you can't be too careful.



Oh, and the white flag is most certainly a red flag. You know what they say about "red flags" right? Very comforting. Thank you.

That's not how I remember the incident. I was just petting the dog when this drunk thug came up and popped me. Of course I was stunned! Who wouldn't be in similar circumstances. I wanted to press assault charges but my handlers thought I was making it all up. Now we have video evidence!

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.....succeeded in creating a spectacular movement of snowflakes who they hope will one day solidify into an impenetrable iceberg that will sink the Titanic of capitalism.!!!!!!
*exclamation points mine*

Oh my Lenin, what a glorious metaphor!!! I will feebly try, but this metaphor needs a more equal comrade to complete a more victorious and appropriate agitprop!

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F.A.R.C.-EP wrote:... needs a ... more victorious and appropriate agitprop!
Done. Your original has been replaced.

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F.A.R.C.-EP wrote:
.....succeeded in creating a spectacular movement of snowflakes who they hope will one day solidify into an impenetrable iceberg that will sink the Titanic of capitalism.!!!!!!
*exclamation points mine*

Oh my Lenin, what a glorious metaphor!!! I will feebly try, but this metaphor needs a more equal comrade to complete a more victorious and appropriate agitprop!

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Most equal, Comrade F.A.R.C.-EP. Most equal analogy/metaphor! Excellent.

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Here is the beautiful sight of a snowflake melting.
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Pamalinsky wrote: Ya know, Comrade Torcer, never in my life have I seen so many people get wound up by something they, themselves, created. They are reacting to stuff that they made up, i.e., it's not true. And, they do it regardless of the possible harm it may do to our country. It's alarming to me that they actually think it's all about their feelings. No facts allowed.

Regardless, those that love our country seem to have won bigly. We must stay diligent this time.
It is my contention that all the advantages held by the the nation's Socialist left - control of most of the media, culture and government indoctrination system (Government schools) - have masked that they have been on a losing streak of years now. The only way they can recover is by rejecting their base ideology of Socialism.

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The sight of a snowflake melting is a beautiful thing, however, for some, it inspires laughter.

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Seeing that, I was inspired to do something similar with safety pins (denoting safe spaces, don'tcha know):

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PCDavidD wrote:Seeing that, I was inspired to do something similar with safety pins (denoting safe spaces, don'tcha know):

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An outstanding idea, comrade!

And welcome to the Cube. Pick yourself a shovel and don't miss orientation training behind the toolshed.

Here's a somewhat adjusted image, sized to 600x328 for sharing on social media:

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(with thanks to comrade Glenn McCoy,
who shoveled 97% of the beet-work.)

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Our friend Daniel Greenfield has just posted a great essay on the Snowflake Power.

The Power of Weakness

Weakness is one of the greatest forms of power imaginable in the modern West. Weakness grants irresponsibility for personal actions and more importantly in a collectivist society, it provides freedom from for the collective burdens of society and civilization.

The weak are not responsible for their actions. They can rob, kill and rape, and still be excused for it . They can blow up buildings, behead prisoners and get sympathetic nods. Because they had no choice.

Weakness is helplessness, it implies irresponsibility because the weak are not capable of making their own choices. Their choices have been made for them by the "Man", the "Patriarchy", the "Privileged" and the "Military-Industrial Complex"-- all different names for the defined power structure and the people who are responsible for it.
Read the whole thing - https://sultanknish.blogspot.com/2017/0 ... kness.html

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Most equal essay by Comrade Sultanknish. I have forwarded it to others so that they, too, can know their place.

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This has been most helpful during my Jiffi Lobo recovery.

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(Slicks down hair, straightens tie...)

Comrade Oksana! As I live and breathe, it's good to see you again! Your ration cards have been on file in tractor barn #2, do stop by and reclaim them. Your crimes against the state must have been notable to earn so much time away, I can't wait to hear all about them...

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[color=#C0392B]Ivan the Stakhanovets[/color] must be sweet on [color=#C0392B]OksanaTheTerrible[/color] because he wrote:(Slicks down hair, straightens tie...)

Comrade Oksana!
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Ivan - you never look this good to see me... I am jealous!
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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:(Slicks down hair, straightens tie...)

Comrade Oksana! As I live and breathe, it's good to see you again! Your ration cards have been on file in tractor barn #2, do stop by and reclaim them. Your crimes against the state must have been notable to earn so much time away, I can't wait to hear all about them...

Ditto! Oh, Oksana! Please don't leave us babes like Putout, Pinkie, Sister Massively Opiated alone! We need your acerbic wit more than ever! Not too many babes post here but I hardly notice because I've always been a tomboy. So, I'm comfortable interacting with the guys.I love them!
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The Media Research Center has launched a special page - https://savethesnowflakes.org - with these two very touching videos. Excellent job, comrades!

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In other news, Meryl Streep has just won the 2017 Golden Snowflake Award, in addition to the Pinny Award.

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Comrades,
.............new insignia for the Nazi Deplorables, who fight the Social Justice Warriors.

Long live the Revolution

        Mystery item No. 1



 
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