Motto:
"WANT IS WEALTH
POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"

A nightmare scenario:

Herman Cain and Michele Bachmann.

On the RethugliKKKan ticket for President and Vice President of the U.S. of KKK in 2012.

An unbeatable combination.

Ruinous Evil! An unspeakable threat to our strangling tyranny beneficent and glorious governance toward The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™!

They must be stopped.

Fortunately, the Repubican't establishment is determined to help us in this activity.

The Repubican'ts are working for us. Unwittingly or not is of no concern. The Repubican't establishment will not allow viable conservatives to become RethugliKKKan candidates. Any real conservatives will be weeded out, and the Repubican't establishment is determined to do it quickly. We are guiding them to nominate Mitt Romney as their candidate.

With Mitt Romney as the Repubican't nominee, the 0ne's re-election is assured.

We are already inundating our slobbering loyal media dogs allies with the talking points proving that Romney's staff worked with The 0ne directly to iron out the details of 0bamacare, based on the stifling bloated regulatory monstrosity glorious 0bamacare precursor that is the Romneycare plan.

Romney is also a True Believer in Anthropogenic Global Warming™, hedge and obfuscate the fact as he might vainly try. We will not allow his denial.

There are other points that we and Romney are united in agreement on, too numerous to list here. But all are available to our arsenal and will be trotted out if and as required.

With such glaring chinks in his “conservative” armor, RethugliKKKans will stay home in droves on Election Day 2012. We will ensure they are informed that Romney is merely a lightweight, pale version of The 0ne. The resulting dispirited malaise that will engulf the RethugliKKKan Tearrorists will ensure that, as we bring out our dead voters once again, The 0ne will be propelled in a sweeping landslide to a second term.

It will not even be necessary to suspend the 2012 elections, at least not on the Presidential level. As for the Congressional, State, and local elections – we do what we must, da, tovarisches?

Such glorious words with which to start another fully equal day, Comrade!!

I may not even need my vodka-laced coffee this morning!!!

It is always Korrekt to spread a little Socialist Sunshine, good R.O.C.K. - similar in concept to Spreading The Wealth™.

Mitt Romney is a lousy f**k and I hate him. He's a stupid liar who's bad and dangerous for America. Mark my words, he'll take us straight back to the greed and excess of the 1980's, when women had to wear big hair and big pads in their shoulders that made them look like football players. Maybe even the 1880's, when women still had big hair, but they wore huge bustles under their skirts that made their butts look big. Hell, maybe even the 1780's, when women STILL had big hair, only it was powdered and sometimes adorned with model ships and bird cages that had real birds in them. Oh, and they also wore something called panniers to make their hips look big, the better to birth lots of babies to keep them oppressed. Either way, Mitt Romney wants to drag us back to the ‘80's and it doesn't seem to matter which century.

Let Mitt Romney steal the election, and you'll be saddled with the worst president ever since George W. Bush.

Speaking of George W. Bush, what he didn't destroy--and you'd think he'd destroyed everything, but he's so stupid that he's certain to have overlooked something--and whatever that is, Mitt Romney will demolish it. Mitt Romney will finish anything George W. Bush started and make it even worse.

Mitt Romney is a stupid lying traitor who will end civilization as we know it. If, in spite of his total idiocy, he gets away with stealing the presidency, old people will be falling off cliffs everywhere. Mass starvation and homelessness and joblessness will be everywhere as we are forced to live in cardboard "Mittvilles."

I hate Mitt Romney because no thanks to him, the planet will relapse from its healing of the past few years, and the oceans will rise again.

Mitt Romney hates the planet, old people, children, immigrants, puppies, kittens, bunny rabbits, ladybugs, fluffy baby chicks that go cheep-cheep, and fluffy yellow ducklings that go quack-quack. He abhors science. What does Mitt Romney love? His God and guns, as well as millionaires, billionaires, and corporate jet owners.

Mitt Romney is a Mormon just like Donny and Marie Osmond, which should be enough to send anyone screaming into the night. If he's allowed to steal the presidency, all men will be forced to ride bicycles while wearing neckties. Under any other circumstances there'd be nothing wrong with this—bicycles are good for the planet, and men are so stupid that they deserve to look like doofuses while they get their neckties caught in their bike spokes. But Mitt Romney won't be doing this for the planet or to make men look like doofuses. He'd be doing it as part of a greater conspiracy to ram his wacko religious beliefs down everyone's throats. You'd better believe this includes bringing back Donny and Marie on Friday nights.

Mitt Romney was governor of Massachusetts, the same state where Scott Brown stole Ted Kennedy's Senate seat simply by dropping his drawers for a women's magazine. I'm not the least bit impressed by the fact that Romneycare was used as the model for Obamacare. I might be impressed had Obamacare included single-payer. Might be. But I'm not. And it's only because Romneycare totally sucks.

I hate Mitt Romney because he's so good looking and has a deep sexy voice, all of which cause me to entertain naughty thoughts about him—like wishing he'd try to steal the presidency by doing what Scott Brown did to steal Teddy's seat. I hate it because I took the pledge never to have sex with a Republican. True love waits only for Democrats.

If Mitt Romney is allowed to get away with stealing the Presidency from Obama, rest assured he will proclaim himself dictator, and say stupid hateful things—like letting people keep more of their own money when they're only going to squander it on themselves is somehow patriotic. Any nitwit will tell you that the moral and patriotic thing is to plead with the government to please, please raise your taxes, so they'll have the necessary revenue to help those who rely on the government—because that's what the government is for, and the government has made a sacred covenant with the people that they could always rely on it for everything, and for all eternity.

We will all be living in fear of our lives because of Mitt Romney's bloodthirsty tyranny.

If Mitt Romney usurps the White House, I vow I will move to England where this year we saw evidence of a robust democracy in action. I'd rather live in a country where I can raise awareness of how much I care about keeping all my government benefits by torching Harrods to the ground, and tipping a Rolls Royce containing Charles and Camilla into the Thames, than a country where everyone is being held hostage by those terrorists in the Tea Party who refuse to budge on anything, and all because they signed stupid gimmicky pledges and contracts to destroy the government, and they think they have to stick to them for all eternity.

That's all I have to say for now. Oh wait, one more thing . . . Mitt Romney is a racist.

Like deja vu all over again...

But on the good side, his father, George, as SecHUD did try to expand the government role in Housing. He could see the future. Shortsighted Nixon fired him after the attempt. We would have suffered through this great economic turmoil years earlier and had the name changed to USSA by now.

Hugh Betcha, General! says the Colonel!

Here is a question that will shrivel ANY RepugniKKKlan or Tea Bagger: "How many Children ™ must die before you are willing to kneel before Obama, lay your freedom at his feet, and kiss his behind?"

Confusion, How long has this Colonel of yours been getting away with quoting the Wicked Witch of Wasilla?





One More "youbetcha" out of that guy, and his security clearances are gone so fast his head will spin, and he can spend the rest of his career as the shower floor cleanliness control officer in the stockade. I'm told (by comrades in the People's Navy) that the powdered soap is more difficult to pick up...

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Let Mitt Romney steal the election, and you'll be saddled with the worst president ever since George W. Bush.
...That's all I have to say for now. Oh wait, one more thing . . . Mitt Romney is a racist.

My foxy Commissarka, tovarisch Romney is closer to our realm of Korrektness than to that of the RethugliKKKans whom we so righteously despise. We are encouraged to know our enemy so we may defeat him, and our RethugliKKKan enemies have a name for those such as our boy Mitt... RINO.

Mr. Cain, on the other ruka, is a Despised Evil KKKapitOlist who would dismantle all we hold dear, and could potentially lead the proles in delaying the Glorious Arrival of The Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™ by years or more (shudder), if elected. This humble rab recalls you wrote a most equally excellent similar treatment (among at least one other similar treatment, according to accusation) on the woes we would face should that Cain creature be elected (spit). I must say I love your boilerplate tirades. They're so... Dimocratic!

But when you wax "romantic" (ala a most memorable post describing the proposed union of tovarisches I. Betinov and Obamalov - how that fans the flames of Eros, even after all this time), oo-la-la! If there were only still a Soviet Union (we're making one of the USSA, albeit a much softer and Gaia-"friendly" one), YOU, dear Commissarka, would be the epitome of the New Soviet Woman!

Uh...What?

Wow. Is Redumdinski trying to get into Pinkie's babushka, or her skirts? Safer to stay out of each. I'm thinking he was an honors student at the Theocritus Academy of Obfuscation. Viva la Revolucion...

Tovarichi wrote:How long has this Colonel of yours been getting away with quoting the Wicked Witch of Wasilla?

Sources have it that the Colonel's glorious People's Space & Time Travel Program has been recruiting those brave enough to go undercover into this dark forbidding world as spys to recover as many "gotcha media" moments as possible to feed to our hungry apparatchiks. Anyone returning alive certainly has attained "Peoples Hero" status.


Think of the horror these heroic vanguards of social justice must endure:


Search your inner Comrades - could you do'em it?? ?

As a People's Kubэя, I can tell you in all honesty that, Dracula liked Christian Crosses as much as we like Republican women.

On the FLIP-SIDE, no Republican Presidential Candidate is as attractive to us as Gerald Ford was, than Mitt Romney.

Ole Mitt will surely do as well as RINO McLame...Mc Cain. He is just the person the Rethuglicans need. I am thinking we should all sign up as Rethuglicans and vote in the primary's several times.

Tovarichi wrote:Wow. Is Redumdinski trying to get into Pinkie's babushka, or her skirts? Safer to stay out of each. I'm thinking he was an honors student at the Theocritus Academy of Obfuscation. Viva la Revolucion...

Tovarichi, is it korrekt to presume that you have intimate Party knowledge concerning our dear Commissarka?

And - while your kind words are most appreciated - my powers of obfuscation are minuscule compared to the sweeping vastness of our esteemed Father Prog's ability. I can but strive to one day, perhaps in the realization of The Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™, become a shadow of an acolyte to his stupendousness.

Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Ole Mitt will surely do as well as RINO McLame...Mc Cain. He is just the person the Rethuglicans need. I am thinking we should all sign up as Rethuglicans and vote in the primary's several times.

Dearest Judge Fraulein, both McCain't and Mitten are favored most highly by the Repubican't Establishment, who are more closely aligned with us than most proles are aware. By contrast, the RethugliKKKans lean more toward those cursed Tearrorist Teabaggers (spit). RethugliKKKans commonly use the acronym RINO to indicate members of the Repubican't Establishment. The two factions of the commonly-termed "Republican" Party (does their Party deserve a capital? I think not!) are at war with each other, due to their divergent ideologies. To wit: While Mitten is indeed a Repubican't lap kitten (very much an Establishment Insider), The Creature Cain is most plainly a RethugliKKKan, for reasons we Progs know and loathe.

Indeed, your idea of signing up as Repubican'ts (a mere modification of title for internal usage to go unnoticed by those unwashed in Progdom) to vote up Mitten in the primaries has great merit. The Kollektiv will no doubt be providing instructions to all zombies proles, da?

As an aside, it has the delicious benefit of turning the Hated Rush Limbaugh's "Operation: Chaos" of 2007 - 8 on its head. All memories of said operation to be scrubbed through liberal application of Brain Bleach and replaced with Operation Repubican't. He dared use OUR tactics? We'll get even. We will surpass his mind-numbed robots' puny efforts by orders of magnitude. Oh yes we will.

ROMNEYCARE X
GLOBULL WARMING X
PRO-CHOICE X

We all know he's one of us.
But can he pull it off & sell his "conservatism" (ROFLMAO) to the flat earthers?




I shudder to think how much worse it could have been:

Shovel 4 U, your art is truly a most equal gift to the advancement of The Progressive World Of Next Tuesday™!