KRAZY KALEEEEM'S DISCOUNT VIRGIN BARN
Oh true believer's and infidels alike, we offer unto you the best selection of discount virgins the Middle East has to offer. Forget those nagging Russian mailorder brides, now for just a few sheckels you can have the very finest female companionship. Every one of our certified virgin stock has been "surgically enhanced" for your pleasure and to guarantee that she won't stray. And the best part, when you get tired of her, she can be butchered and the meat sold in any nearby village (Allah be praised).
But act now and you get two, yes two of these lovelies for the price of one! They don't call me Krazy Kaleeeem for nothing my brother. And as always, shipping, handling and the first month's feed are included. Krazy Kaleeeem's Discount Virgin Barn, why would you shop for a virgin anywhere else?
(Mention that you saw this ad at the Cube and get an additional 10% off)
Here we see a (well) satisfied patron emerging from the honeymoon suite of Krazy Kaleeeem's Discount Virgin Barn:
Komrade TurboskiComrades, that young little virgin in the green babushka shore do have a purty mouth! Yes sirree, mmm hmm!
She'll even squeal like a pig if you tell her to as you slap her around a bit (which you were going to do anyway).
And, no, the picture I posted is NOT racist, it is just an ad for a VERY exclusive dating service open to wealthy MSM mediacrities, Hollowood celebrities and pointy-headed pseudo-intellectuals only. Oh, and some plain old folks like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez.
Kha if for Yummy Tummy Lamb Chops
Is that one goat (the one with the bright reddish/pinkish lipstick) wearing L'Oreal (a French owned company), or is she wearing some kind of lipstick made by an aspiring Chinese capitalist? This is important, because the French, as you know, corner the market on crony capitalism (oh where, oh where, did Monica Lewinski go, after she was offered that crony capitalist job with Revlon).
Anyhow, that she-goat looks mahvelous with that lipstick. I'm jealous.