I have just seen news bulliten that is for relating how the Barack H. Obama elementary skool in New Joisey is for closing. How can this be for the happening? The school is claiming there is low enrollemnt! A Mr Rodman hmmm I would like to have look under his thawb who is official of finances has been for saying that one of the schools must be for closing and he chose Dear Leader's namesake! He must be an evil Reichwing Rethuglikkkan!! How can so many of the childrens not be for wanting to go to Dear Leader's exclusive school house?! There must be investigation! I have written a letter to Dear Leader asking of him to send Arne to find real causation. We must be for saving this skoolhouse!!

Mrs. Al (hold on a sec, I gotta dry my eyes and blow my nose...There, that's better). Where was I? Oh yes, the school, very sad indeed. The rumor is that there was low enrollment. Apparently parents don't want their kids attending a school named after a mooslim. I think that's just racist. I wonder if this has anything to do with the fact that very few schools are eager to have Obama as their commencement speaker?

(dang, I need another tissue, these allergies are a bitch)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:(dang, I need another tissue, these allergies are a bitch)

I denounce Comrade Comrade Whoopie for using anti-diversity, un-equal and despective language. Allergies are not bitches! They should be treated as Sexual Workers™ !!!

We must demand Eric "my people" Holder do any investigation, find these people guilty and lock them up. This is clearly as case of bigoted bias and racism! Who but a racist bigot, would not want their wee ones to go to this school? Is it because it is named after a black..... 1/2 black.......... black man President who just happens to have Mooslim bloodrelatives. RACIST BIGOTS, I SAY. Good job, Katpain Moskovskaya, but I am not sure you have the authority to denounce one of the special elite. You might be picking your head off the floor....

Hum, then I should korrect my statement:

I denounce Our Most Equal Comrade™ Whoopie for blablablah, etc.

Comrades,

Perhaps this is a political move to receive massive amounts of Stimulus or Discretanery cash of behalf of a vanity namesake skool!

Yes, Comrade Tooorisky, line up the sympathy cash....

Just so happens, I grabbed a sad, SAD photo of our exalted leader's schoolhouse yesterday-

Surely Dear Leader will reach deep into his stash and solve this silly issue. Whether the school be failing or bankrupt, the money must flow! FLOW I SAY!

Think of how many union comrade teachers will be forced into starvation!

Comrade Buffoon is correct. Dear Leader has only to reach in his stash bag or have the Treasury print some up. It's only OPM and there is plenty more where that came from, just ask Comrade Moore.

Still, someone needs to be blamed for this travesty of Social Order and Respect for Dear Leader. Hmmmm.......

It costs the taxpayers over $35,000 per pupil to "educate" them at BHO Elementary (almost 3 times the state average), and the end result of all this money spent is a bunch of kids who can't read or write. https://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2011/03/plug-pulled-on.html

The state would've been better off just buying each kid a brand new Chevy Volt for the money; either way, they won't be getting an education (or jobs or anything else) but at least the latter way, somebody would be getting a brand new car (such as it is) and GM would be able to pay a few more TARP bucks back.

BHO Elementary is a fitting symbol of the Obama Administration: lots of hot air and BS, lots of money down the tubes, no results to speak of.

Opiate of the People wrote:
It costs the taxpayers over $35,000 per pupil to "educate" them at BHO Elementary (almost 3 times the state average), and the end result of all this money spent is a bunch of kids who can't read or write. https://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2011/03/plug-pulled-on.html

The state would've been better off just buying each kid a brand new Chevy Volt for the money; either way, they won't be getting an education (or jobs or anything else) but at least the latter way, somebody would be getting a brand new car (such as it is) and GM would be able to pay a few more TARP bucks back.

BHO Elementary is a fitting symbol of the Obama Administration: lots of hot air and BS, lots of money down the tubes, no results to speak of.

But they will vote DEMOCRAT! That's what matters.

Just think of the memories! Think of the bragging rights that any students who attended BHO skool for the children will have even into their old age!

"I attended the frist Marxist Skool in the United Soviet Socialist Republic of Bareck Husane O while it lasted. I'll never forget Miss Mulahshak. She loved Comrade First Lady Moochelle so much that she got herself some buttocks implants so as to emulate her korrectly. And there was Mr. No-tek. He loved the unibomber and the Goracle so much that he would only hold his pants up with hemp string. Those were the days."

Here is update.

I was for receiving reply back from Arne.

He said he was at a loss for the wording because the curriculum was of most promising nature.

Each day began with reading from most sacred book for Amerikkkan skool childrens – Audacity of Dope Hope

Following this was exercise of either golfing or basketball.

Then came technology time when the childrens would be for checking their blackberries for important messages from George Soros, Bill Ayers, Maurice Strong, Francis Fox Piven, Louis Farrakan, and other of that kind.

Then came lunch break where the childrens were fed delicious delicacies grown from Momma Michele's very own veggie patch and prepared by her most dedicated serfs staff members.

After the luncheon, would be the more difficult subjects such as the history class where the Rules for Radicals of the Saul Alinsky were for memorization, the history of STORM and Weather Underground and other popular movements were for studying.

The younger childrens would be entertained with wonderful stories of our great progressive forefathers such as Presidents Teddy Bear Roosevelt, Howard Taft and everyone's favorite Woody Wilson. Also stories of how the great FDR introduced the wonderful entitlement programs we are now all for enjoying.

There must also be the sex education class where the childrens are taught to be of tolerance for some of the childrens who are for having two mommies or two daddies and how that is most acceptable family unit. Other age appropriate teachings are that of safe fisting and other homosexual practices, how to use condom correctly using live models, and other ways to practice safe sex using live models.

The childrens then were for ending their day by listening to the wonderful speeches of Dear Leader on their Ipods.

I can not be for thinking that this must be of the most wonderful skool for the Amerikkan childrens and am SHOCKED that it is for the closing.

Maybe we can start campaign to get Oprah to help with funding as she has made for the good skool in the nation of the Africa for the childrens there.

I denounce these pampered bourgeois childrens!

Fear not Comrades,

GOOD NEWS

The B. Hussein Obama™ Skool for the "gifted" is not a total loss. Word has it that Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf has contacted skool officials about taking over the skool and preparing to make some BIG changes. Some of these BIG changes have been the result of discussing what the so-called "failures" were, and how to overcome them. The Current Truth™ seems to side with the beliefs that Capitalism has failed and needs to be replaced with something else having a proven track record. Such examples are already popping up all over the U.K. With the current zeitgeist blowing towards "Europeanizing" Amerikkka, this is right on course with making things korrect.

My sources discovered some of the proposals being made in the name of HOPE & CHANGE™:

CAIR-Approved New Skool Uniforms—For The Children™

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Report on the New Curriculum is as follows:

to wit:

A BBC Panorama programme has found that around 40 weekend schools are teaching Sharia law to British children as young as six.

Children in Britain are being taught brutal Sharia law punishments, including how to hack off a criminal's hand or foot.

So-called ‘weekend schools' for Muslim pupils as young as six also teach that the penalty for gay sex is execution and that ‘Zionists' are plotting to take over the world for the Jews.

One set textbook challenges youngsters to list the ‘reprehensible' qualities of Jews.

Another for six-year-olds asks them to answer what happens to someone who dies who is not a believer in Islam. The answer being looked for is ‘hellfire'.

A BBC Panorama investigation, to be screened tonight, identified a network of more than 40 weekend schools teaching around 5,000 children, from age six to 18. The schools – which offer the hardline Saudi National Curriculum – are run under the umbrella of ‘Saudi Students Clubs and Schools in the UK and Ireland'.

They are not state-funded, and do not use Government buildings. They are able to exploit a loophole which means weekend schools are not inspected by Ofsted. Last night, experts at the Policy Exchange think-tank warned that similar extremists could seek to exploit the Government's policy of giving greater freedoms from state control to free schools and academies.

They call for the establishment of a due diligence unit to check whether those applying to open the schools have an extremist background. Current checks are largely limited to fraud, criminal convictions and funding.

Education Secretary Michael Gove, who is believed to be supportive of the idea, said he would not tolerate anti-Semitism and homophobia in English schools.

The Panorama investigation identified a book for 15-year-olds being used in the classes which teaches about Sharia law and its punishments.

It says: ‘For thieves their hands will be cut off for a first offence, and their foot for a subsequent offence.' There are diagrams showing children where cuts must be made. One passage says: ‘The specified punishment of the thief is cutting off his right hand at the wrist.

Then it is cauterised to prevent him from bleeding to death.'

For acts of ‘sodomy', children are told that the penalty is death and it states a difference of opinion whether this should be done by stoning, or burning with fire, or throwing over a cliff. Panorama alleges that a building used for one of the schools, in Ealing, West London, is owned by the Saudi government .

Mr Gove told the programme: ‘I have no desire or wish to intervene in the decisions that the Saudi government makes in its own education system.

‘But I'm clear that we cannot have anti-Semitic material of any kind being used in English schools. Ofsted are doing some work in this area.

‘They'll be reporting to me shortly about how we can ensure that part-time provision is better registered and better inspected in the future.'

The text books for 15-year-olds revive the so-called ‘Protocols of the Elders of Zion', which teach that Zionists want to establish world domination for Jews.

The Saudi text books instruct pupils: ‘The Jews have tried to deny them (the Protocols) but there are many proofs of their veracity and their origin among the elders of Zion [the book is in fact a fraudulent document created by anti-Semitic Russian conspiracy theorists in the early 1900s - Ed].'

The text books say the ‘main goal' of the ‘Zionist movement' is ‘for the Jews to have control over the world and its resources' which, the book allege, Zionists seek to achieve partly by ‘inciting rancour and rivalry among the great powers so that they fight one another.'

Mr Gove said anyone who cites the Protocols of Zion is ‘indulging in one of the oldest and foulest anti Semitic smears that, that we know of'. In a written response to the findings, the Saudi ambassador said the schools had nothing to do with the Saudi embassy.

It stated: ‘Any tutoring activities that may have taken place among any other group of Muslims in the United Kingdom are absolutely individual to that group and not affiliated to or endorsed by the Royal Embassy of Saudi Arabia.'

Referring to the lesson that tasks children to list the ‘reprehensible qualities of the Jews', in a letter to the BBC, the Saudi ambassador said it was ‘dangerously deceptive and misleading to address such texts and discuss them out of their overall historical, cultural and linguistic contexts'.

Panorama separately claimed some Muslim private schools have expressed extreme sentiments on their school websites.

These include: ‘We need to defend our children from the forces of evil', and ‘our children are exposed to a culture that is in opposition to almost everything Islam stands for'. Policy Exchange says Britain's faith and other schools [lets's be clear, they mean Muslim schools - Ed] are increasingly vulnerable to extremist influences.

It claims in a report that the Department for Education, Ofsted, education authorities and schools are ‘not equipped' to meet such challenges.

Current checks for extremism are described as ‘piecemeal'.

The report adds: ‘The Government's policy of opening up the education system to new academies and free schools programmes could be exploited unless urgent measures are taken to counter extremist influence.'

[Source story here]

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An EXTREMEist MAKEOVER is also in the plans to make the image of the skool more appealing to the community, and in synch with where the current trend of edu-mah-K-shun is headed.


B. Hussein Obama Skool and Masjid