The tragedy at the track the other day brings to light that the assault car problem, and car violence in general, has reached epidemic proportions in the USSA. Following model legislation from Comrade Feinstein, the collective needs to rise up and demand that congress puts a stop to car violence.

We are looking at mandatory background checks on all car and fuel purchases, waiting periods, banning assault car features, and most important a 10 horsepower limit on all car engine capacity.

Comrades, if these had been Sequestration Age cars, there would have BEEN no accident!

Ban ALL CARS WITH MORE THAN 10 HORSEPOWER! There is simply no sporting purpose for these assault cars. Of course, if they were electric cars such as those favored by President Barackzebub "The Fly" Hussein Obama there would obviously be an exemption.

Presidente barackzebub "The Fly" Hussein Obama is an insult to all flies in the Collective. Comrade, you may have earned for yourself an extended stay at The WaterBoard Health Spa, for the common good.

Comrade Brainiac, even the evil car on the left is an assault car - it has an AUTOMATIC transmission. It may look harmless, but the ability to shift through all gears with a SINGLE pull of the stickshift makes these murder machines much too dangerous for non-military or non-police use. We must ban these deadly assault cars immediately - For The Children ™.

Phuzzy Logick wrote:Comrade Brainiac, even the evil car on the left is an assault car - it has an AUTOMATIC transmission. It may look harmless, but the ability to shift through all gears with a SINGLE pull of the stickshift makes these murder machines much too dangerous for non-military or non-police use. We must ban these deadly assault cars immediately - For The Children ™.

Your comment is well noted Comrade Logick. While the children must be utilized protected in this crisis, the basic functioning of the car is of no political importance. It is the LOOKS of the car that must be exploited if the average prol is to back this legislation.

I must disagree with you comrade brainiac,

You are forgetting that if you ban all cars then the prols & peasants will be FORCED to use our public transportation backed by our unions!

Just think of all the money that is being ilegally WASTED on all things automotive, all that money should be funneled to the collective for propper re-distribution, minus the payola to the party elite of coarse!

Think of it Komrades, NASCAR assault cars are all driven by bitter clingers who think that those other evils of Western culture - freedom, guns and religion - are valuable. They are the enemies of the People, and certainly an impediment to Marxist domination. Take away their stock cars, by force if necessary!

Komrade Katz wrote:Take away their stock cars, by force if necessary!

And just as you're taking them away, don't forget to say "You didn't drive that!"