A-ten-hut !!!

Fall in line maggots.

Which one of you twinkle toe pinko commies™ are responsible for this? This has the "cube" written all over it! I know your handiwork when I see it.

I may have been away a while chained to my hospital bed but ole Sarge has been keeping a close eye on y'all regardless.

I was over at one of my favorite neo-conservative blog sites and saw this filthy deed one of ewes you's did.

Now Sarge ain't got no time for this anti-american stuff being spoon fed to our kids. When kids grow up they need to become good Marines and kill communists, to hell with all this unicorn crap.

There are no coloring books and crayons in my boot camp, and sure as hell Charlie isn't going to take us serious if they see us coloring in our "gender identity" if we are in an active war zone.

I sure hope President Nixon gets re-elected instead of that wife of the pervert draft-dodger who gave us "don't ask don't tell". Hillary must be defeated, or preferably LOCK HER UP!!!!!!

“Progressive Education”: Children Color a Unicorn to Match Their “Gender Identity”

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Now whoever is responsible for this had best step forward!

You don't want to see my war face!!![/b][/font]

Comrade Sergeant! If you look very closely you'll see the website transstudent.org in the bottom left quadrant! In our Glorious Motherland you don't get to choose you're identity, the wonderful government chooses it for you! I have had a look at the transsstudent.org website and it looks like they are a bunch of capitalist fags using the name of progthink in vain! They are making all of us look like fools and idiots whenever we are the stewards of the smartest economic system on earth: Communism! And I know 110% that it wasn't me because I spend too much time spanking my monkey and reading Socialist Worker to make such a disgusting piece of vile trash! I agree that we must kill the communists, we must kill the ones that don't follow the party line into every nook and cranny! And the guy who made this piece of fruitcake nonsense should be sent to the 9th circle of Guantanamo! Comrade Sergeant, if you find whoever it is that made this piece of wrongthink, I would be more than happy to go and shoot the son of a bitch!

Comrades,

Does this mean Comrade Obama's "trans-national" trade agreement is with purple people? I sure hope so - I've never seen one of those. Call me when they start trading. OK?

Signing out,

CC

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

Does this mean Comrade Obama's "[highlight=#ffff00]trans-national[/highlight]" trade agreement is with purple people? I sure hope so - I've never seen one of those. Call me when they start trading. OK?

Signing out,

CC

Nope, those are countries that are actually other countries inside. For example, Germany actually being Iraq or Syria on the inside, or America being the USSR on the inside.

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

Does this mean Comrade Obama's "[highlight=#ffff00]trans-national[/highlight]" trade agreement is with purple people? I sure hope so - I've never seen one of those. Call me when they start trading. OK?

Signing out,

CC

Nope, those are countries that are actually other countries inside. For example, Germany actually being Iraq or Syria on the inside, or America being the USSR on the inside.

Like,... if I look like a squirrel on the outside,... but,... but I feel like a 32 Chevy Roadster on the inside? Like that?

Captain Craptek wrote:

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

Does this mean Comrade Obama's "[highlight=#ffff00]trans-national[/highlight]" trade agreement is with purple people? I sure hope so - I've never seen one of those. Call me when they start trading. OK?

Signing out,

CC

Nope, those are countries that are actually other countries inside. For example, Germany actually being Iraq or Syria on the inside, or America being the USSR on the inside.

Like,... if I look like a squirrel on the outside,... but,...but,.. but I feel like a 32 Chevy Roadster on the inside? Like that?

32-Chevy.jpg

Yep! And now that you mention it, I HAVE been feeling like a '59 Chevy Bel-Air lately...

I've been feeling like a

M1A1/2 Abrams Main Battle Tank

numbnuts.

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Be nice Sgt. NeoTroll!
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Sgt. NeoTroll,

Private Numbnuts insists you paint his Abrams this color - it matches his panties. Sorry, I just deliver the messages around here.

Captain Craptek

Comrade Putout wrote:.
Be nice Sgt. NeoTroll!
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Private May "may" mount my tank anytime she wishes. There is a training issue though, so please come inside the tank for your Special High Intensity Training (SHIT) session.

As far as you other numbnuts ... those are not Army Issue colors you painted that tank with, even Charlie wouldn't use those colors.