Obama: That's not in my prepared remarks, but it's true


Obama
"Some powerful interests who had been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time and they're not always happy with me. They talk about me like a dog. That's not in my prepared remarks, but it's true," he told a crowd largely consisting of union members.While everyone is trying to guess the true meaning of Obama's unscripted remarks, a look at a different angle may reveal some clues...

Ushanka tip to Margaret for the idea.


Could it be PETA: "Should we spay or neuter that mongrel?"
Or the SPCA: "The poor thing, he should be put down."


So who are these interests even the president is afraid to name? Did he dare bark up George Soros? Or, better yet, the same "Jewish lobby" Oliver Stone was howling about last month? Oooooooo...
At least now we know why he couldn't deliver all the things he promised - the leash was too short.


"sit! stay! get off my leg!! dog boy"
This is the reason we need to pass a law to restrain these people from talking, or training, at all.



If so, how would a dog talk about him? Would it sound like one of those old records with the dogs barking "Jingle Bells"?
Where's Pupovich when we need him? Or Laika?
Any dog?
Any dog at all?


"They talk about me like a dog
Talkin' about the clothes i wear
But they don't realise they're the ones who's square"
(I only know one here who's (Red) Square)






Reiuxcat
That's correkt! I'm from TEXAS! Peoples Glorious Republik of Texas, Yes

But Obama was in Milwaukee. Or was this some lame gimmick to make him come across as some stereotyped black character from a 1930's movie?
Or does he think Wisconsin is one of the 57 states that made up the Confederacy?




Commissarka Pinkie
Does he mean they're talking about him the way a dog would talk about him? If so, how would a dog talk about him? Would it sound like one of those old records with the dogs barking "Jingle Bells"?Bow-wow-wow! Barack Hussein Obama! Bow-wow-wow! Barack Hussein Obama!


Comrades. I deeply apologize if my remarks brought scorn to TPC from our Dear Leader.




Comrade Buffoon
I see there are no southerners here. Its a pretty common term...ah ha! Now we clearly see - this is where are the racist reside, is that not correct?! Those Rethuglican red states (although I am not sure why our Democra
Southern = red states = racist = dogs.




Keep your ears poised and your nose to the ground - we are COUNTING ON YOU.
As a showing of our great esteem, this coupon is just for your personal use and enjoyment.



There's been a lot of Mao-Mao-ing as of late and as a party Flak-Catcher, I can say this has caused a considerable amount of Reparations to be considered for Re-Distribution from certain social groups to many groups of grouping downtrodden victims of victimhood that Mao-Mao the loudest.
We have a lot of considerations to make considering whether pack rats or pocket mice constitute a new social group in the eyes of the Party. Yet I am happy to report, Marshal, thanks to the fine work of MO's healthy-healthy snack emporium legislation, that Rat-On-A-Stick has finely made it to the ReEducation center cafeterias everywhere.
Of course this has caused some concern within the movement.







Thank you prole Robot, for that clear clarification. And it is so cute and proggie, to use the fashionalbe 'black lingo', like "yo, dawgie". It makes us fit right into any NAALCP
Here is another example of how
We must practice using "dawg" in the appropriate manner, dawg. ( with dearest fearless Leader, that should be a capital Dawg.



Also, in light of Comrade Obama's dyslexia in speaking The Current Truth to Power we must korrekt this mishap in The People's History Books:

Reiuxcat
Leave it to the cat to solve this issue. It's a direct quote from Jimi Hnedrix "Stone Free.""They talk about me like a dog
Talkin' about the clothes i wear
But they don't realise they're the ones who's square"
(I only know one here who's (Red) Square)
The late, great Jimi Hendrixski also said "Move over Rover, and let Jimi take over!" Perhaps 'Bama should move over and let Palin take over!
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Watch your step thoughtcriminal! His Holiness Dear Leader Barack Obama is a not a false prophet, he is sanctioned by The Party™ to do works of great wonder that proles on this small globe called Earth have yet to witness or record. The Party™ will chew the white fat that is your closet breeder bacon sausage self! Bow-wow before The One!
- Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™



"They talk about me pooping all over Amerikkka."


Fraulein Pulloskies
Marshal Pupovich, we are so pleased to have aComrade Fraulein, while I appreciate your coupon, I should make it clear to you that I am not at "your ready." I know the Marshal is perhaps new to you, but I am a powerful member of the Inner Circle who has merely been busy fleecing...er....managing the Party's affairs down here in Louisiana in the wake of the amazing victory of the New Orlean's Saints and creating shovel ready jobs out in the Gulf of Mexico. It has been quite profitable and productive. The OPM that I have been collecting has been over my 3 year plan. But I didn't get the title of Marshal by virtue of my handsome looks. No, if you only knew the thousands of proles, the dozens of wrecker Party Members, and other riff raff that I have put to use in my building projects. Why, they have been the very foundation of numerous projects if you catch my drift. The Marshal holds the record for being the subject of People's Trials and purges, and with everyone, rose in the party. So, that being said, again, thanks for the welcome, but I thought it best for you to know more about the Marshal.


Red Rooster
There's been a lot of Mao-Mao-ing as of late and as a party Flak-Catcher, I can say this has caused a considerable amount of Reparations to be considered for Re-Distribution from certain social groups to many groups of grouping downtrodden victims of victimhood that Mao-Mao the loudest.We have a lot of considerations to make considering whether pack rats or pocket mice constitute a new social group in the eyes of the Party.
That is an interesting question....which group has been pulling in the most OPM so far? On the other paw, if Mousey Tongue has been involved with this, I would treat it with much suspicion.


As a humble servant in your honor to The Party™ during your reign of
However, and I must stress here the importance Miss O has played in this
But mark my tail feathers, in no way has Mousey Tounge been involved in these dealings. In fact, I have it under strict confidence with the Union bosses at the pack rat and pocket mice collectives that all their proles will be
Over Easy & Egg Out,
Red Rooster


Marshal Pupovich
Fraulein Pulloskies
Marshal Pupovich, we are so pleased to have aComrade Fraulein, while I appreciate your coupon, I should make it clear to you that I am not at "your ready." I know the Marshal is perhaps new to you, but I am a powerful member of the Inner Circle who has merely been busy fleecing...er....
Comrade, comrade, comrade. The term "at our ready" is referring to your readiness and hoped for, abilities, to be part of the Glorious Collectives ™ business. And most obviously, in your unexcused absence from the Party Elite and Inter Workings in the Interior Domain ™, you have left yourself vulnerable to much which has transpired, for I too, am a gloirous, equal above equal member of the Peoples Glorious Inner Circles ™ .
And loyal comrade, you are not "new" to my purview as I seem to be to yours, thus and so, please address your (plural) Most Loyal Party Elite, Inner Party Commisaka of Corrected Thought & Czaress of Denouncement, with appropriate, duly due manner of address.
If you do not find the small, gifted coupons to your pleasure, then you may please return it to the bounty of the Party Elite's


Fraulein Pulloskies
Marshal Pupovich
Fraulein Pulloskies
Marshal Pupovich, we are so pleased to have aComrade Fraulein, while I appreciate your coupon, I should make it clear to you that I am not at "your ready." I know the Marshal is perhaps new to you, but I am a powerful member of the Inner Circle who has merely been busy fleecing...er....
Comrade, comrade, comrade. The term "at our ready" is referring to your readiness and hoped for, abilities, to be part of the Glorious Collectives ™ business. And most obviously, in your unexcused absence from the Party Elite and Inter Workings in the Interior Domain ™, you have left yourself vulnerable to much which has transpired, for I too, am a gloirous, equal above equal member of the Peoples Glorious Inner Circles ™ .
And loyal comrade, you are not "new" to my purview as I seem to be to yours, thus and so, please address your (plural) Most Loyal Party Elite, Inner Party Commisaka of Corrected Thought & Czaress of Denouncement, with appropriate, duly due manner of address.
If you do not find the small, gifted coupons to your pleasure, then you may please return it to the bounty of the Party Elite's





We are all equal here, Comrade Frauline,
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Party BBQ to attend...


I'll see your promised share is redistributed to my closest relatives.

