Comrades,

I have glorious and most equal news. Darth Soros, through his glorious MoveOn.org, is training 100,000 new activists to preach about the evils of Kapitalism™. At the most glorious link, you can find out if there are training events near your area! Join them, Comrades. They will be meeting in private homes, places of worship, college campuses, and various other public places. As we know, REICHWING causes cannot be discussed in churches because our wonderful party will demand that tax exempt status is revoked. But bear in mind that our glorious cause can and must be discussed in churches because it's merely the proper thing to do in order to get us to the glorious world of next Tuesday.

And remember, it's all done via non-violent action as we saw in last fall's occupy movement like closing down ports, destroying convention centers, rapes, theft, taking dumps on police cars, etc.

Spring is here, comrades!

It is time to once again take to the parks and destroy the clean-up that has been done since our last visit. Make your voice and stench known to all! Organize now! Take out your Apple IPAD, Your IPhone, your Apple Macbook Pro, and all of the other KKKapitalistic gadgets and let your fellow travelers know to get ready for Occupy Spring.