Alas, where has the Pup gone? I just returned from a late-evening shakedown run fundraising visit, which I have been doing alone since he has been AWOL for quite some time now. While I made better time (I walk by all the light poles and fire hydrants, he has to sniff-n-pee at every one) it was not nearly as gratifying an experience. Oh where, oh where, has our Pupovich gone?

Anybody here, seen my old friend Pupovich?
Can you tell me where he's go-ooone?
He survived a lot of show trials, and he pulled many a fast one,
I just looked around and he was gone...

Anybody here, seen my old friend Pupovich?
Can you tell me where he's go-ooone?
He bribed a lot of stooges, and he schmoozed like Meow does,
I just looked around and he was gone...

I like to remember him as he was, wild and free, whether scratching himself or exploring his feminine side...

General, I heard rumors that Dear Pupovich has been remanded to Jail, (Dog Pound) for his part in the BP oil leak in the gulf. Yes it is true that Pupovich was directly responsible for the oil leak.

As I heard it he lifted his leg after a night of Drinking and Debauchery, on an SEIU official, who in his anger ordered some Hired Goons, (Times are tough I rented them out for extra scratch) to "Picket the well". The goons not being the brightest, heard Blow up the well.... The rest is history.....

But everything worked out well for me. I took Pupovich's ZIL, to protect it. and rented his house out to a bunch of illegal Mexicans.


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The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

You realize he's probably been rolling in something really foul smelling. If he does come back home, who's gonna give him a bath?

I heard unfounded and unproved gossip, that Pup overheard unfounded and unproved gossip regarding a trip to the vet and the removal of certain particular body parts.

I head he was last seen heading East.

(pssst if he were dressed as depicted above, he should be easy to spot)

Fraulein, was that particular, or testicular?

why, humm, I'm thinking it probably was, now that you mention it. I'm not sure why Pup would mind the removal of extra appendages, but you just never know. Maybe he was just going off to seek some Frontline? Or perchance Frauline Pupobitch was in heat?

Methinks he might have gotten carried away carousing in Pup's Pleasure Palace and ended up on a truck headed for some far-away place like Siberia. Kind of like the 'Lassie Come Home' plot with a prog twist. Right now he might be wolfing down table scraps behind a diner in Omaha, trying to make his way home. Or perhaps he was a double agent retired by a poisoned bone. I shudder to think of it! Or perhaps not.

General Mousey-Tongue wrote:Methinks he might have gotten carried away carousing in Pup's Pleasure Palace and ended up on a truck headed for some far-away place like Siberia. Kind of like the 'Lassie Come Home' plot with a prog twist. Right now he might be wolfing down table scraps behind a diner in Omaha, trying to make his way home. Or perhaps he was a double agent retired by a poisoned bone. I shudder to think of it! Or perhaps not.

I heard he's dealing with an obstruction.

I heard that he had ascended to a higher plane of socialist being, if you get my drift and was last seen heading towards Oakland.

Oakland!?! Definitely a higher plane of socialist being!

Reiuxcat, I love the glorious memorial outhouse to our fallen comrade, but has anyone thought to check inside for Pupovich?

Comrades, did you see the Times this morning? The KGB CIA is hot on the trail.

"Let me be perfectly clear....uhhh....ummm...I ahhhh....There's some who say that there's no point hoping....uhhhh....but I....we say....uhhhh, that ummmm....."
--Barack Obama

Comrade Shovel, thank you so much for sharing what hadn't been shared previously. I rarely am force have the opportunity to read the NYT, but I am so relieved (as obviously Pup is) that someone is on his trail. Hopefully he will not leave leftovers where leftovers aren't allowed.
Whoopie, I could not have quoted dear Leader more accurate.

And may Obama bless the Marine Corpus.

Maybe's he's in a secret training camp, learning new tricks. Or maybe, he just got lost in a rain storm, and can't find his way back to the Cube, because he lost the scent. I'll go pilfer some bacon, and fry it up, and see if that doesn't bring him back.

Hummmm, comrades, I have also not seen Commissar Theocritus recently? Perhaps their could be a connection.

Could they both have been kidnapped? Are the horrible Rethuglkkkans holding them at Guantanamo Bay?


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality® INC
The Kind and Lovable, Green Commissar
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

And where's Bruno????

oh my, these are very disturbing thoughts. First, I must thank you dear Leninka for cooking bacon... it smells delicious and I, umm, truly would enjoy a wee taste. (do you have any eggs??) If that doesn't attack Pup and Theo, nothing will.

But now that Reiuxcat has mentioned Bruno (who I've heard so much about but have yet to meet) I am wondering if they are all not together and Bruno is back in good graces? You know, a dog will follow anyone with the smell of burger on him. Has anyone called the Rancho?

Comrades,

Marshall Pupovich may be on Duty at the White House. He has shown an interest in the past for Rahm Emanuel's "guest soaps" and may, at this very moment, be keeping them safe and warm

Rumor has it Theo has been touring the People's Medical Collectives to make sure they're ready to accept undocumented Democrats once ObamaCare takes effect. He'll probably be back very soon. I suspect Bruno has been watching the Rancho while he's away.

(Trust me Frau, you really don't want to meet Bruno. He'd probably try and steal your head dress)

Heh, Bruno's aroma is not hamburger...

I think General Mousey-Tongue had Pupovich shipped to China where he had him cooked and served with soy sauce and seafood flavoring to General himself! This thread is simply to cover the tracks of deceit and gluttony.

CONFESS GENERAL! You've made Minced Kitty Treats of The Pup and are gleefully licking your whiskers while we pontificate his whereabouts! CONFESS NOW and the Peoples Sentencing will be just!

(*please see my Aviary Accountant with any evidence to the contrary)

Frau, we can certainly divvy up the bacon between us. I do have a preference for the fat, however. And as long as the smell continues to waft through the gulag and beyond, Pup will still be able to smell it, that is if he hasn't been devoured, like Rooster says, by Mousey Tongue. I wouldn't put anything past Comrade Mousey Tongue.

What is this talk of Bruno stealing my head ornamentation! He would be tripled whacked with Pinkie's borrowed shovel!

Red Squared, that is a horrid thought - Pup Treats for Kitty's. eeeeeew

The bacon was most delicious, kind Leninka. I'm sorry to say it ate in all (Pupovich is just to slow in responding). Sounds like Mousey Tongue might need a tongue lashing. Or a jackboot at his throat. Maybe a call to Rahm or Bobby Gibbs would be in order?

Oh my!! Has Kommissar Vodkov finally ambushed and dispatched Marshall Pupovich??

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Oh my!! Has Kommissar Vodkov finally ambushed and dispatched Marshall Pupovich??

Marshal Pupovich is my friend! Why would I do something like that? This is a very serious accusation komrade Zarkof.

Perhaps our dear friend has commitment issues with the glorious Socialized medical system?

If they put him in the boobie hatch it may be that he just refuses to leave.

Underwive #47 was doing reading conspiracy work on Drudge Report and was to find this story of interest.

According to story, a Pupovich of Conspirators had let loose a talent of pigeon shit on concert of the Kings of Leon.

To quote the CNN who gave the edited version of story: "Pooping pigeons forced the Kings of Leon to abandon their St. Louis, Missouri, concert after just three songs Friday night, the rock band's management said Saturday."

Harry Dumpster, an attendee of such concert, was to say he thought he knew who was behind such terrible happening. He said he was to swear he was of seeing a Pupovich of Conspirators. He said he had been of note of them when they were to be of arriving but did not do much of the paying of the attention to them until he was to notice they were to have so many of the bird cages.

"About and hour before the concert began," said the Harry Dumpster, "I saw this group of militarily dressed vagabonds pull out dozens of bird cages from underneath their long, navy coats. I couldn't help but think, 'What the fu...?' when suddenly they opened the cages and I watched as hundred of pigeons flew out and flapped their way skyward. At first I was thinking that the acid I dropped must have kicked in, especially once I started to hear these strange whistling sounds."

Others, too, were of reporting to be of hearing these strange whistling sounds. Investigators have been for determining that by these special whistles, the Pupovich of Conspiritors were of the ability to direct the talent of pigeon shit to land on the rafters of the Verizon Amphitheater.

Harry Dumpster to further explain, "Each time the band began to play certain riffs, the talent of pigeon shit would do the business. I have no idea how much time they put into it, but the Pupovich of Conspirators really had the talent of pigeon shit trained to perfection. It was a pretty awesome sight to see. I mean, how often do you get to see pigeons shit in time to the beat?"

It was said that the Jared Fallowill was directly hit many times during first song he was to be playing.

More from the CNN: "Followill, who describes himself as a "germophobe," said there was already poop on his pedal and carpet when he walked out on stage.

The aerial attack began during the opening song -- "Closer" -- when he was bombed in the face. His bass tech wiped most of it off with a sanitary wipe, he said.

Excrement struck each of his arms over the next two numbers, he said.

"I was hit by pigeons on each of the first three songs," he said. "We had 20 songs on the set list. By the end of the show, I would have been covered from head to toe.""

The Pupovich of Conspirator was seen sneaking leaving concert place before anyone could be of making claim that they were for the responsibility of the talent of pigeon shit.

Most unfortunate is that no one could be saying for certainess if Marshall Pupovich was in Consprator group, but there were reportages of howls of laughter coming from within such conspirator group.

Comrade Whoopie -

Where did you get the unedited picture of our prisoner model in the Nanny State Room at the Karl Marx Treatment Center, where we keep the most untreatable thoughtcriminals?

In fact, this picture was used on one of our earlier thread promoting the Korrect ideology through liquor advertising:

In An Absolut World Of The People's Cube

Kommissar Vodkov,

I'm glad to hear that you know nothing about Marshall Pupovich's absence from the Cube. It's good to know that you're working tirelessly for the good of the Party and the Children™.
My apologies, if I cast you in a bad light!!

Comrade Square, shortly after joining the Collective back in 2008 one of my first work assignments was Party photographer. I recall the day I was ordered to take some propaganda stills at the Karl Marx Treatment Center, you were there touring the facility. You probably don't remember me since I was only a lowly prole at the time. I've had the original photo in my archives ever since.

I recall that a reporter from NPR was there interviewing you, I'll never forget this exchange you had with him...

Reporter: "Is it true that conditions in our mental hospitals are excellent?"
Red Square answered: "It is true. Five years ago one of our readers raised the same question and was sent to one, reportedly to investigate the issue. He hasn't returned yet; we are told he liked it there."

You can clearly see the lovely sleeping center at the KMTC... so cozy and the cute matching uniforms.



here are gentlemen practicing their art of calisthenics.

It looks like they have devised some promising new treatments for thought criminals.

Promising treatments indeed!! Is that a drill in the hand of the Educator on the right?? It is probably used to make sure that Progressive thought isn't blocked in deserving Comrades.

Glorious Red Square, Hero Space Dog Laika, Dear Friend Theocritus, Comrades.... you have no idea how happy I am to be back. Yes, I know what you are thinking (many thanks to my army of Jimmy Carter nanoRabbit intelligence operatives). I can almost hear the calls for yet another Show Trial due to my extended leave. Yes, I did fill in the proper RS146669-AX0-W2VAX form, complete with the correct red ink, color #484, but you know how the mail is. Naturally, due to my esteemed rank and long service to the collective, not to mention my already holding the record for heading a show trial, I simply cannot accept such an honor at this time. I will of course gladly accept any ruling by the most glorious Red Square.


However, I do of course have excellent reasons for this absence as you will see. First we must consider what was going on when I first retired to my dacha for some well earned rest. If you will recall, my beloved New Orleans Saints, as our Esteemed Leader Obama would say, was "kicking ass" on the football field. No, this was not unhealthy competition, this was simply the team from the most Progressive city in the USS, with perhaps the exception of San Francisco, showing their prowess at collecting OPM. Needless to say comrades, following the Super Bowl, my whole world seemed different....all the animals were lauging and playing and talking to me, the birds were singing, the sky was blue....

No animals or plant lives were endangered nor disrespected for this picture, and all were paid union wages.)

Of course comrades, I would have been perhaps been unsufferable as you can imagine had I been around to remind all of you of the amazing performance my beloved Saints put on display to show the world the superiority of socialism.

Then, just about the time I was sobering up, I received a desperate call from Barry...excuse me, the Most High Barrack Obama PBUH, seeking my help. He told me of his brilliant plan to fool the remnant conservative scum by appearing to open up more drilling off the Atlantic coast, which of course was never intended. So he asked me to make yet more sacrifice to the Party, and blow up the BP rig in the Gulf. Of course, BP was in on it all the way seeing how they were the leading contributor to Obama, and was a useful vassal with their previous ads extolling the need to be on the forefront of green energy. Needless to say, I was more than happy to sabotage that well. Of course this has certainly meant a great loss of OPM for me personally, but then again, I have always been more than happy to serve the cause of world socialism.

But there is no rest for the weary, not as long as there are still non-party "citizens" and proles with disposable cash still in their hands, or doubleplusungood thoughts to be squashed! Rest assured comrades, Marshal Pupovich still "mans" the burning barricades of social justice!

Once again comrades, I am glad to be back, and sober. One more point, I must confess.....


Oh Comrades....I am truly sorry to have been absent so long. There is no real excuse other than a series of things. First a keyboard that was driving me crazy always typing a 3 along withe my e, then, my new keyboard is one of those curvy ones meant to be easier...but I am left handed and the curve just doesn't seem right. But truth be told, it is not just here that I have been absent from. I have not been posting anything anywhere, not even answering any mail to speak of. In fact, I have hardly even been on line outside of work. Just too tired and lazy it seems lately. Get off work about 6pm, make it home to a local coffee shop for an hour or hour and a half to read, then by the time I get home, it's all but time to start settling down for a little tv before hitting the sack. My health has been about the same, but I can go into that later if needed. Anyway, I beg you all with my most profound inner being, forgive me for being so absent. I am glad to be back to stomp on new hopes!

Glorious Marshal!

I will alert the Party Elite to your return and heroic deeds for The People™. OUR FISTS CAN'T WAIT!!!

Hail Obama!

(Pssst... did you remember that extra bit of chicken scratch you promised me?)

Ah, Comrade Red Rooster, I am more than pleased to see your red comb again. I pledge that I shall not disappear in such a manner again! Until the next time of course. Yes Comrade, with some of the OPM that I have so righteously confiscated from BP, I have dedicated some scratch for you.

Rest assured my time away has been productive. In fact, I believe I have even discovered Chairman Punchenko's secret origin!

Welcome back and let me say that the Collective is in dire need of more Canine representation. There are far too many histamine inducing cat fanciers pussyfooting around the gulag. Your return is a relief for red, itchy, watery eyes.

We redecorated the bunker while you were gone.

Glorious Red Square, Hero Space Dog Laika, Dear Friend Theocritus, Comrades....

humph I said you were probably off chasing tail and I'm still stick'n to it.

Good to hear from you again Marshal. Say, quick question, and this shows how long its been, have you finally destroyed that HOLYCRAP machine? It's been so quiet down there in terms of hurricanes, I figured you won yet another victory for us.

Oh, and I'm still a little worked up over the Saints winning the Bowl. Where was the low shot call ref?!

Well, we'll catch up later, oh, and if you are looking for something to boil your blood, check out some of the trolls in the gulag.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Good to hear from you again Marshal.
Well, we'll catch up later, oh, and if you are looking for something to boil your blood, check out some of the trolls in the gulag.

Especially that Pavel looney tune of a character.... and Marshal, once that gets your blood boiling.. come back here and click on this link....
https://www.uk-legislation.hmso.gov.uk/ ... 971778.htm

I Bow to the O who bows to the.... well who doesn't he bow to? He is sooo lovable and humble!

Ribbit!

in case anybody missed the point or chose to ignore the link completely, here is a little snippet of the goodies inside...

1997 No. 1778
SOCIAL SECURITY
The Social Security (United States of America) Order 1997
[table] [tr][td] [/td][td] Made[/td] [td]22nd July 1997[/td][td] [/td][/tr] [tr][td] [/td][td] Coming into force[/td] [td]1st September 1997[/td][td] [/td][/tr] [/table]
At the Court at Buckingham Palace, the 22nd day of July 1997
Present,
The Queen's Most Excellent Majesty in Council

Welcome back, Pupovich, and just in time. I was getting ready to rent out your half of our corner office to DNC donors.

As for your curvy keyboard, that piece of crap is good for only one thing, and that's cracking it over the head of whatever borderline genius talked you into getting one.

I just wish I could say the same about the ergonomically correct shovel I was conned into buying. I can't hit anyone upside the head with that damned thing.

Though if I remove the shovel part, I might be able to use it as a hook to yank bad acts off the stage at our next People's Cube Talent Show.

Ahh look what the cat drug in, or perhaps look what drug the cat in? Either way, it is good to see your smiling canine face again Pupovich.

I should probably put away the cloned Jimmy Carter nanobots that I had contracted in China. 30 percent less lead and toxic filling than prior knockoffs! Also, I'll stop using the wormhole to dump garbage in the backyard of your Dacha.

Well now where are you going to put the garbage Colonel?

Marshal Pupovich, was rumor true that you are behind pooping pigeons on King of Leon?

Elliott, I think I'll try using one of Mrs. Czarweary's caves. She has so many of them, and perhaps she can institute some sort of recycling program.

Marshal Pupovich,your first mistakes was sobering up. These things as best dealt with 3/4 inebriated. Then, tossing the keyboard through the neighbors window will go unnoticed.

Treachery! Wreckers! Saboteurs!

Where is the KGB when you need them? The Black Maria's have been re-possessed?

No sooner do I reveal myself to the collective again my ISP connection is broken off! Coincidence? I think not!

Names! I demand names! And don't just tell me that you are going to round up the usual suspects! We have enough of them and I see we have a whole new batch of suspects here now.

Ivan Betinov wrote:We redecorated the bunker while you were gone.

So I see comrade. But I am glad we kept the traditional red...the old colors are still the best. I still must get used to all the new changes. That of course means I will require more OPM and at least a few more subsidies.

I am glad to see you still have use of your brain comrade. Is that a new jar your brain is sitting in?

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Komissar Blogunov wrote:

Comrade Marshal! Great to hear from you. Religious criminals Thoughtful progressives everywhere rejoice.

How did you get away? Did Mousey-Tongue think it was just another hairball after he thought he had finished you for dinner?

Hurrumph! Here I am, busy setting up a huge oil spill, For the Children™, supervising the newly formed Young New Orleans Saint's Pioneer clubs for correct collective doctrine training for our NFL Champions, and all General Mousey Tongue seems capable or willing to do for the Party is... well, what is there to say? Great to hear from you again!

Pupovich, I can round up the unusual suspects for you, but it will cost you money. The wormhole is on a timesharing plan, and you can lease time during the off hours of 2am to 5am, PST at a discounted rate.

Commissar_Elliott wrote:Good to hear from you again Marshal. Say, quick question, and this shows how long its been, have you finally destroyed that HOLYCRAP machine? It's been so quiet down there in terms of hurricanes, I figured you won yet another victory for us.

Oh, and I'm still a little worked up over the Saints winning the Bowl. Where was the low shot call ref?!

Well, we'll catch up later, oh, and if you are looking for something to boil your blood, check out some of the trolls in the gulag.

Not to worry Commissar, the Party experts have once again predicted a banner hurricane center for us, just as they did last year and the year before....and just like back home in the Motherland, the plans will always be over fulfilled. I did try to order up a big hurricane in time for my oil spill success, but there seems to have been some sort of tie up in the lab.

As for my beloved Saints and their great victory, surely you are not questioning our mastery over those other Bush loving reactionary teams?

Who dat? Who dat? Who dat say de going to beat dem Saints? Who dat?

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Pupovich, I can round up the unusual suspects for you, but it will cost you money. The wormhole is on a timesharing plan, and you can lease time during the off hours of 2am to 5am, PST at a discounted rate.

No worry Colonel! There is no price too high for me to demand from the public to pay for this! I will just have Harry and Nancy pass me another "stimulus" bill. The common he/she/it still has disposable income out there to collect for the Good of the People, and I will not stop till there is no more!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Welcome back, Pupovich, and just in time. I was getting ready to rent out your half of our corner office to DNC donors.

As for your curvy keyboard, that piece of crap is good for only one thing, and that's cracking it over the head of whatever borderline genius talked you into getting one.

I just wish I could say the same about the ergonomically correct shovel I was conned into buying. I can't hit anyone upside the head with that damned thing.

Though if I remove the shovel part, I might be able to use it as a hook to yank bad acts off the stage at our next People's Cube Talent Show.

Commissarka! How wonderful it is to see you and your shiney People's Shovel again! I am so glad to see my office space is still in order and clean...which I will no doubt change in short order!

I am sad to confess that I am the "borderline genius" who talked myself into getting this crappy ergonomic keyboard....but it was Bush's fault! There were no plain straight keyboards at the local Che Mart other than those fancy cordless keyboards that I have no desire for.

We simply must get your shovel fixed so you can once more dispense the People's Justice™ with the same gusto and accuracy that you once had, and with the People's Will, will have again.

Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Marshal Pupovich, was rumor true that you are behind pooping pigeons on King of Leon?

I tell you....one inadvertent error hitting Commissar Theocritus' ranchero when testing the People's Air Force defense pigeon's, and you never hear the end of baseless accusations....how Party like! But who is this alleged King of Leon?