The Justice Dept. has issued a urgent warning. For several days shops such as those in the above photo have suddenly been appearing in towns and cities around the country. No one knows where they've come from. However, they only appear in the spot where a shop has recently gone out of business due to the faltering economy. Suddenly, one morning they will appear as if out of nowhere and then, within a day or two or even a few hours after appearing, the space shop will disappear just as inexplicably as it appeared. The Justice Dept. has linked these "space shops" to the recent disappearances of notable market speculators, entrepreneurs, and other fat cats of industry that were under investigation by the Justice Dept. for various crimes against the American economy.

Warning! Do not attempt to look inside one of these shops. The Justice Dept. warns that one of its agents attempted to look inside the window of one of these shops. He recounted that the model of the Sun, seen in the right window of the picture, "took on a brilliant bright light, just like the sun and I was blinded by it for several hours afterward." All he saw just before being blinded was what appeared to be a travel poster "of the most beautiful place I've ever seen and it definitely wasn't earth. It was for someplace called Isher." This ties in with the recent disappearances of those under investigation for economic crimes as many of them confided to loved ones that they had been invited to a place called Isher but would return from the business trip soon. "He said Isher was a place that has never known the Left, it's a place where Marxism never happened."

The space shops of Isher have proven to be completely impervious to force of any kind.

President Obama took the unprecedented measure early today of signing an Executive Order making it a crime to enter a space shop and, further, requiring anyone that sees a space shop to immediately report it to the authorities.

Space must be dangerous. If it were nice, Dear Leader would have vacationed there by now, instead he has shut down NASA to protect his loyal followers and the rest of mankind (except the europeans whom we can contract with to send stuff into space).

How did little Comrade Laika ever live to tell the "tails" of the adventure?

Tovarichi wrote:Space must be dangerous. If it were nice, Dear Leader would have vacationed there by now...

Seriously now Tovarichi - have you aver tried to make it onto the green in space?

And that's all I have to say about that.

Tovarichi wrote:Space must be dangerous. If it were nice, Dear Leader would have vacationed there by now, instead he has shut down NASA to protect his loyal followers and the rest of mankind (except the europeans whom we can contract with to send stuff into space).

How did little Comrade Laika ever live to tell the "tails" of the adventure?

Uh....you know she only survived a few hours up there, right?

Comrades,

It seems only right that the IRS would launch an investigation into unpaid taxes and unreported revenue generated from sales. How about cost of goods sold or depreciation?
The list of crimes could be endless for the Feds and States.Major Mistake is afraid of messing with the IRS!

Царевна wrote:Uh....you know she only survived a few hours up there, right?

Dearest Царевна, that is mere kapitalist propaganda - she is still up there, and as is mentioned on the right side of this very page, Laika has been "sending signals to your tinfoil hat since 1957".

And the world is a better place for it!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

Царевна wrote:Uh....you know she only survived a few hours up there, right?

Dearest Царевна, that is mere kapitalist propaganda - she is still up there, and as is mentioned on the right side of this very page, Laika has been "sending signals to your tinfoil hat since 1957".

And the world is a better place for it!

Year 1957 (MCMLVII) was a common year starting on Tuesday of the Gregorian calendar.

Need we say any more?

Find more about our legendary hero Laika Space Dog .

I'm sure this is where the idea of the "space shop" and the capitalist NeverNeverLand came from: