Great news comrades our leading researcher has developed artificial meat. And you'll never guess what it's made from. Finally we have a solution to shortages of meat and other proteins.

(And ladies, did I mention it's low fat?)



I think I'll skip the poo poo platter.

Good news about water conservation too...why flush when you can extract protein?

The next step has already been discussed...

Life imitates the Cube once again. We developed People's Tasty Creme over a year ago.

Tovarichi wrote:The next step has already been discussed...

I promise to never complain again about Soylent Green tasting old.

Dear Leader has ended World Hunger! (PBUH)

ALL HAIL - "Peoples Tasty Creme Shoppes"

Well, that answers the age old question of what is "Mystery Meat". This could solve the deficit. We already tax the Proles for sewage, this means we will be charging them for processing their waste and then selling, taxing them for the processed meat products. It's like having your waste and eating it too. Brilliant!

Excuse me! Waiter? This hamburger tastes like sh*t!

Tovarichi, you have of course discovered that epicurean delight: Soylent Green based on nationality. Me, I like the Italians and Mexicans. I like garlic in my meat.

But this raises a problem. We are one with the ecoterrorists and their rampaging and destruction and intimidation of politicians who wouldn't say boo to a goose. But so many of them are vegetarians.

Do you know Soylent Green from someone who eats nothing but root vegetables tastes like? I don't care how much you dress it up with foie gras, it still tastes like a compost heap.

Or rather what I'm told a compost heap tastes like.

I wouldn't know.

Rasputin, taxing in and out for food is just the caloric version of taxing one's wages and then taxing the interest on savings of those very wages.

And then taxing capital gains, because anyone smart enough to make money in the private sphere ought to be smart enough to invest in Government, which as we know, is the source of all income.

Ask Dear Obozo.

Every single dime he's made is OPM, and he's created nothing himself.

What a man!

Francisco d'Anconia once said: "You can't have your cake and let your neighbor eat it too."

I wonder if that applies to this new Mystery Meat.

I never intended to eat the mystery meat. Do you think that I've spent all this time robbing, cheating, stealing, and lying, being a Made Prog (which is actually a committee member in the
DNC) if I ate what the proles eat?

Congressmen don't have to take normal insurance, and I don't have to eat Mystery Meat.

As for me, I like Steak Diane, with foie gras on the top.

I know what that is, and I need strength to make sure that the proles are working hard.

The contents of "mystery meat" have been a closely guarded secret for many ages. Praise to Dear Leader for bringing us the most "open and transparent administration" that we may all know the truth equally!

So does this mean along with SPAM and SPAM lite, we can also look forward to SPAM brown?

SPAM Brown is actually SPAM covered with People's Tasty Crème.

In the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, SPAM will not be SPiced hAM. It will be Socialist Progressives Annihilating Mankind. Ham will of course be forbidden; it is not permitted under Islam, whose theocracy is identical in spirit to Progressivism. But there is nothing forbidding the consumption of minced humans, as long as it is for the nourishment of lesser humans.

Think of it this way: routinely the leftover bits of animal carcasses are chopped up and made into food for other animals. And lobsters are cannibals. Why can't the proles eat their young?

Jonathan Swift showed the way.

Yes, it comes in different textures.

I dunno if this worked, all the images are showing as black.

Whoopie, look at the shock and surprise that your graphic chart occasioned our dear Many Titted Empress:

Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Whoopie, look at the shock and surprise that your graphic chart occasioned our dear Many Titted Empress:

Obviously the sheer delight on her face in knowing after the fact of her sampling. Will she be a Vegan™ after this?

Obviously the sheer delight on her face in knowing after the fact of her sampling. Will she be a Vegan™ after this?

I thought she was a Huma-n.

[highlight=#000000]What A Relief![/highlight]

Our entire collective was extremely concerned when our entire shipment of Peoples' Food began to turn [highlight=#000000]yellow[/highlight]. But now I guess we all know the reason!

Is it too late to invite Commissar Hillamonster Hillary to a Sunday Weekend Community Brunch at our Communal Food Distribution Center? Or does She still prefer to dine in the absence of Her Beloved "Husband" William, who has already accepted the "free food" at our commune Peoples' Food Distribution Center?

Comrades, we have been had! I find that, despite my best efforts, that picture was taken after our Many Titted Empress saw a picture of Comradette Weiner's Wiener. Right after that, she started singing,

"If that's all there is my friend, let's keep on texting..."

It's my understanding that Huma and our dear MTE compared notes about their men's, uh, weaponry.

"You think you had it bad, Huma, at least Tony doesn't have Peyronie's disease. Hell, if Bill were hung like a normal man, or what I'm told a normal man is, he'd have a hole in his left thigh."

"Hillary, dear, I do feel for you. I'm lucky. You see that picture of Tony? I had just given him a new Nikon camera with a 5x optical zoom. He pretends that's a cell-phone picture, but I know better"

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