(And ladies, did I mention it's low fat?)
I think I'll skip the poo poo platter.
TovarichiThe next step has already been discussed... I promise to never complain again about Soylent Green tasting old.
ALL HAIL - "Peoples Tasty Creme Shoppes"
But this raises a problem. We are one with the ecoterrorists and their rampaging and destruction and intimidation of politicians who wouldn't say boo to a goose. But so many of them are vegetarians.
Do you know Soylent Green from someone who eats nothing but root vegetables tastes like? I don't care how much you dress it up with foie gras, it still tastes like a compost heap.
Or rather what I'm told a compost heap tastes like.
I wouldn't know.
And then taxing capital gains, because anyone smart enough to make money in the private sphere ought to be smart enough to invest in Government, which as we know, is the source of all income.
Ask Dear Obozo.
Every single dime he's made is OPM, and he's created nothing himself.
What a man!
I wonder if that applies to this new Mystery Meat.
DNC) if I ate what the proles eat?
Congressmen don't have to take normal insurance, and I don't have to eat Mystery Meat.
As for me, I like Steak Diane, with foie gras on the top.
I know what that is, and I need strength to make sure that the proles are working hard.
In the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, SPAM will not be SPiced hAM. It will be Socialist Progressives Annihilating Mankind. Ham will of course be forbidden; it is not permitted under Islam, whose theocracy is identical in spirit to Progressivism. But there is nothing forbidding the consumption of minced humans, as long as it is for the nourishment of lesser humans.
Think of it this way: routinely the leftover bits of animal carcasses are chopped up and made into food for other animals. And lobsters are cannibals. Why can't the proles eat their young?
Jonathan Swift showed the way.
I dunno if this worked, all the images are showing as black.
Father Prog TheocritusWhoopie, look at the shock and surprise that your graphic chart occasioned our dear Many Titted Empress:
Obviously the sheer delight on her face in knowing after the fact of her sampling. Will she be a Vegan™ after this?
Quote:Obviously the sheer delight on her face in knowing after the fact of her sampling. Will she be a Vegan™ after this?
I thought she was a Huma-n.
Our entire collective was extremely concerned when our entire shipment of Peoples' Food began to turn yellow. But now I guess we all know the reason!
Is it too late to invite Commissar
"If that's all there is my friend, let's keep on texting..."
It's my understanding that Huma and our dear MTE compared notes about their men's, uh, weaponry.
"You think you had it bad, Huma, at least Tony doesn't have Peyronie's disease. Hell, if Bill were hung like a normal man, or what I'm told a normal man is, he'd have a hole in his left thigh."
"Hillary, dear, I do feel for you. I'm lucky. You see that picture of Tony? I had just given him a new Nikon camera with a 5x optical zoom. He pretends that's a cell-phone picture, but I know better"
Dogs against Mitt!!!!