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Yesterday Politifact published yet another debunking of our story titled, CNN Host Fareed Zakaria Calls For Jihad Rape Of White Women. More precisely, it debunked the reposting of our story on other websites without attribution or tagging it as satire.

Recycled parody: CNN's Zakaria calls for jihadi rape of white women

To the credit of the Politifact writer, Jon Greenberg, he treated the People's Cube with respect, quoted several of our articles and headlines, and even gave a little promo for our beloved Comrade Chedoh. Furthermore, before publishing this story, he emailed me, the People's Director, asking for a comment:

PolitiFact query: Satire inspired hate speech

Hi -

As we plow our way through nonsense posts I wonder if you could give me your thoughts on the resilience of your article about Zakaria calls for Jihad rape of white women. It gained traction in January 2016, and now we're seeing it again. A mindless site called teoinfo pasted your copy into an article on June 30, 2017. July 2, a website called Reclaim Australia Rally shared it, drawing comments such as "Would be considered hate speech if this was said by a white person about any other race. I hope this goat shagging inbred chokes."

What you post as satire is taken as actual fact by less discerning readers and draws them together on pages such as Reclaim Australia.

Seems to me you end up feeding the forces you mock. Is that consistent with your purpose? Is that what you intend and if not, how do you respond to critiques such as this one?

Thanks for getting back to me.

Jon Greenberg
Staff writer - PolitiFact

I wanted to write back with a question if the author (or Politifact in general) had ever sent a similar query to Tina Fey and the SNL producers about how they felt about "I can see Russia from my house" and other fake Sarah Palin quotes that aired on SNL and that that many people to this day believe to be authentic. Or to any other comedy-making progs who believe their job is to destroy all opponents of proggism by assassinating their characters from within a fake frame of reference. Or to the "serious" news organs whose fake stories have prompted the recent shooting in Washington.

But first I wanted to execute some political prisoners for inspiration, and I never do that without first drinking a glass of our fine beet vodka. So I went to the local gulag-and-distillery (located in Tractor Barn #2) hoping to refill my one-gallon container.

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Imagine my disappointment when I found the gulag gate wide open, with Comrade Chedoh passed out drunk next to an empty vodka tank. So I had to go pick some beets and distill a new batch of vodka for the kollektive. Then I had to go around town denouncing enemies of the people for hate speech until I rounded up enough thoughtcriminals to fill the gulag to its projected capacity. After a day filled with righteous and selfless toil for the common good I passed out on the dirt floor next to Comrade Chedoh.

By the time I got back to my 5 horsepower "Laika 2000" computer to write my response, the Politifact article was already published. Oh well, I promise to distill vodka faster the next time I receive a presumptive query with the words "Satire inspired hate speech" in the title.

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Comrades! I am triggered, oh deeply concerned about the Politifact logo posted above. There are only 4 RED letters, while 6 blue letters. Does this mean that the truth of the Peoples Revolution (™) is less than that of the the blue letters? Doesn't ANTIFA have red flags? CNN is all red too? Does this mean that they are less factual because of color? Having a red car and red house myself, along with red covered copy of most of socialist truth literature, I brag :-), I find this very offensive and demand an apology for all those who know that RED is the symbol of TRUTH, JUSTICE and Pravda, Isvestia and other REAL things!

In Socialist Brotherhood!
Comrade Kissov

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We The People™ obviously need to be writing more satire which the antiprogs will mistake for truth in order to hasten their inevitable downfall and the arrival of Next Tuesday™.

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Comrades, I'm puzzled.

While it is party policy that we spread the Current Truth ™ , and of course, redistribution of other's assets is critical to our own collective, is the taking of our writings considered theft, or taxes, or is it like Obamacare and it's just mandatory unless we get special favors? I wonder if anything I've written has been used?

I'm entitled to compensation, I'm a victim. I am. His O'liness, Barack Hussein Obama said so.

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First and foremost I should apologize for leaving the gulag gate open on my way to tractor barn #2. If I may explain, I've had to relocate from my quarters after seeing a slow moving CNN van drive by a few nights in a row. On the last night I could almost swear on the revolution that I saw Zakaria himself in the passenger seat. So I went into hiding in the tractor barn until this whole thing blew over. Then after hearing that Politifact has threatened to light my pants on fire I took to the beet vodka to calm my nerves. It was a pleasant surprise to wake up with our beloved peoples director next to me. Maybe that CNN hit squad might think twice if they saw whose protection I was under!

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Politifact "writer" Jon Greenberg's gullibility and/or ignorance of satire are clearly demonstrated in the following quote from his article;

The website adopts a faux-Soviet style, purportedly the brainchild of "a former Soviet agitprop artist."
What does he mean by; "...faux-Soviet style,.." Is he implying some lack of authenticity in The People's Cube pedigree? Is Mr. Greenberg unaware that such scurrilous and insensitive remarks are grounds for legal action?

But, he was not quite finished making a fool of himself. To carry his already absurd accusations to still greater heights, the simple-minded right winger suggested that our Dear Leader, Red Square, is only, "...purportedly...a former Soviet agitprop artist."

More generous members of The People's Cube Community may forgive your treasonous remarks, Mr. Greenbug, I shall not!


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El Presidente -

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Comrade Chedoh hereby is awarded yet another medal, which makes him a Double Hero of Change.

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Politifact is announced to be the runner-up for The Most Politically Correct Website Award.

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And I, Comrade Red Square, People's Director, by the will of the masses, am awarded with "For the Common Good" medal, for which I humbly thank the Award Committee comprised mostly of myself after the other two former members have been executed on suspicion of collusion with each other. Those who object to this just decision are welcome to make three steps forward.

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Comrades. Is it just my P-Cube pages that are not loading correctly?

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El Presidente wrote:Comrades. Is it just my P-Cube pages that are not loading correctly?

All's well here in the old oak.


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Comrade, Red Square.Just a thought. Has CNN and the Democrats yet accused your wife of colluding with a Russian?

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Do they get paid special to do that or is it just part of their duties at the DNC?

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I hate chopped liver. I hate egg salad. I hate flaming hot Cheetos. Hey, John Greenberg at Politifact is right. I've been inspired to engage in hate speech.

(By the way, no offense to Comrade Chedo. I'm sure it's just coincidence and there is no relation).

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Have you noticed that nothing I ever posted here was found to be “False Clickbate Malware” by Snopes or “Pants on Fire” by Politifact? They know that, like Thucydides, I have not ventured to speak from any chance information, nor according to any notion of my own. From their silence it is understood that the following Seal of Veracity is attached to everything I write:

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Chedoh wrote:... Maybe that CNN hit squad might think twice if they saw whose protection I was under!
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Komrades,

Komrade Chedoh only has part of the truth. Knowing the Imperialist Pigs of CNN will plan everything from sending in their own CNN special forces teams for the assassination, oops, “removal” of Komrade Chedoh (and anyone else they deem a threat to their newspeak), with Wolf Blitzer in his situation room televising and half tweeting this infomercial and with Obama, Hillary and other special guests in attendance.


Be careful and watch your back and report anyone suspicious.


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In other news, Politifact calls for Jihad rape of white women!

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"What you post as satire is taken as actual fact by less discerning readers and draws them together on pages such as HuffPo."

This is a question which should be posed to all fake news outlets such as PolitiHopen'Change and the Crescent News Network.

Jon Greenberg has exceeded his allocation of impertinence and needs to report immediately to the nearest re-education camp for an "attitude adjustment" for daring to question Red Square.

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Oh, poo. According to all the wise deconstructionists, there is no such thing as "truth" anyway, and "meaning" is always deferred as well. The Party will tell the grateful masses what to believe and what not to believe, and that is that. So what is the big deal?

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Comrades, I believe Chedoh is the victim here of hate crimes.
This is human verses Chedoh is part of the movement against all inanimate objects. Polictifact and their followers should be prosecuted to the fullest in the people's cube court. They hate the way Chedoh looks and how he works to save the children of the world.

I bet they produce global warming gases and destroy the environment with their Trump inspired walled homes. We should promote wall-less homes and businesses for the children.

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Comrade Pol Potsy
Jon Greenberg has exceeded his allocation of impertinence and needs to report immediately to the nearest re-education camp for an "attitude adjustment" for daring to question Red Square.
Perhaps Comrade Greenberg would be a refusenick....and shovel ready would be more appropriate.

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El Presidente wrote:Comrades. Is it just my P-Cube pages that are not loading correctly?

I, too, am seeing many broken Avatars as well as most image links. If Comrade Square is still using the hackable steam-powered computer, the Kollective should take up a Kollection to at least allow him to upgrade from wood-burning to wodka powered.

- SK

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Chief Designer wrote:
El Presidente wrote:Comrades. Is it just my P-Cube pages that are not loading correctly?

I, too, am seeing many broken Avatars as well as most image links. If Comrade Square is still using the hackable steam-powered computer, the Kollective should take up a Kollection to at least allow him to upgrade from wood-burning to wodka powered.

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I have been having similar problems ever since the Great Cube Hack. This is obviously a case of right-wing image suppression, in collusion with the Russians.

Oh, wait, were not the Russians once left-wing? But now they are in collusion with the right wing, which is not to be confused with the korrekt wing? Once again I find myself confused. (But at least I find myself.)

[PROG OFF]
Seriously, I really have been having image problems. I use Chrome, but when I tried IE, even more graphics disappeared.

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RedDiaperette wrote:
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Seriously, I really have been having image problems. I use Chrome, but when I tried IE, even more graphics disappeared.

I, too, am using Krome also, but all seems to be well now. Praise be to the efficient ministrations of our benevolent Comrade Square!

- SK

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If you have seen problems with the glorious People's Cube pages yesterday, you must unsee them immediately. Erase all records and photographic evidence you may have collected with regards to this "issue" that has now been reclassified as "un-issue."

You must replace said evidence with praises and expressions of gratitude with words like "We have always enjoyed the best uninterrupted performance of this Party Organ" and "Long live our glorious leader, People's Director, Incarnadine Trapezoid, for he makes this flawless uninterrupted performance possible."

Comrades with enough clearance to see classified data can see the prog-off report here: https://thepeoplescube.com/post214283.html#214283

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I am seriously concerned, all of this almost made sense to me. Where am I going wrong. Are the thought police not doing their job? I embrace the Vodka powered theme though. Also I saw nothing I heard nothing. I will confess if tortured.

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I have unseen what was not seen then cleaned and seen again only to be unseen and forgotten in my minds eye. I feel refreshed.

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Major Ursa Vitnopants wrote:I have unseen what was not seen then cleaned and seen again only to be unseen and forgotten in my minds eye. I feel refreshed.
Pharaoh has spoken [highlight=#fcfae7]So it shall be written. So it shall be done.[/highlight]

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Red Square wrote:If you have seen problems with the glorious People's Cube pages yesterday, you must unsee them immediately.

It is possible that these glitches are the result of a recent meeting with Don Jr. and a Russian lawyer whose name I cannot spell or pronounce.


 
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