Over the weekend I was channel surfing, trying to find the best programs on MoonbatSNBC, hoping that my heart-throb Keith Olbermann would chew some more of the furniture, and happened across the 1964 James Bond film Goldfinger. They were taking about knocking over Fort Knox and as a made prog that got my attention more than a sign advertising "Free scotch!" would trap a bar association. The biggest supply of OPM in the world and I'm not like so there?

Goldfinger's pilot was a Brit woman, named Pussy Galore. She had five female pilots and they formed Pussy Galore's Flying Circus.

This is rampant Mad Men-type 60s sexism. This is a bad thing.

This film was produced by Albert R. Broccoli.

Broccoli gets his name from the place in Italy which gave the world broccoli.

George H. W. Bush hates broccoli, which is a good thing.

Now I'm confused. Sexism is a bad thing. The very name Pussy Galore, or as Sean Connery says, "Poozy," should be worth at least two weeks of sensitivity training netting some sensitivity-training fraud hard-working professional grievances worker a cool hundred thousand or two. But a Bush hates broccoli, which makes broccoli a good thing.

The only solution is to make Goldfinger an un-film.

It was never made.

This will make you wanna eat your veggies Theo...


As young lad, the Pussy Galore character in that movie made me a confirmed vagitarian.

I am appalled and denounce the entire Pussy thing. I really don't know why this woman would be named after a pussycat, but it sounds insulting & demeaning to the gracious feline. From her photo, she could be me, just a few years ago (except I never glared meaninglessly into corners). Her name should be Hiltrude, Odilia . . . or possibly Franziska, but certainly not Poozy. pupgh!

And I denounce broccoli and Bush. . . . and I denounce watching TV when some of us are struggling & striving in the gulag.

That woman was Honour Blackman who was the first female sidekick to John Steed in the first incarnation of <i>The Avengers</i>.

And thank you <i>so much</i> for Broc Obama. Looks a bit like a cross between a Brussel Sprout and George Washington, doesn't he?

I also noticed in the movie that Sean Connery--and we know that much was made of his manly attributes--was even then wearing a rug. Rug technology is better these days.

Rug or not, he was hot.

Yep. The hottest thing until came along. But then Selleck is a conservative which means that he's really a horned devil, incurably stupid, and wants puppies to starve and babies to eat glass.

Clearly Sean Connery took a major misstep here.... And to make it weirder, they had to put an M1895 soviet Nagant revolver in his hand. Which to me is the only redeeming feature of this ummm disturbing picture.

Sadly I don't have anything to cleanse the eyes of comrades who appreciate Connery's physique. This is for everyone else.

I remember Goldfinger for the Glorious Prole OddJob! He is such an inspiration to th ebeetshoveling proletariat! I make the unwashed masses of Zimbabwe watch this movie so that they can take their inspiration from his glorious example.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Clearly Sean Connery took a major misstep here.... And to make it weirder, they had to put an M1895 soviet Nagant revolver in his hand. Which to me is the only redeeming feature of this ummm disturbing picture.

Does Connery come from Glorious Khazakstan?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Yep. The hottest thing until....
came along. But then Selleck is a conservative which means that he's really a horned devil, incurably stupid, and wants puppies to starve and babies to eat glass.

OH! MY! DOUBLE DIPPED DROOL. He was a hunk'a burn'n love. Not only a "horned devil" but caused much hornieness . . . well, being a lady, I shan't speak of such things, but his Hot Factor was well over 10+. But, if you recall, he also believed in owning FIREARMS!!! gasp gasp


INDEED, a most "disturbing picture" of Mr. C.

Oh Zardoz! What an interesting movie. I saw that many years ago while a friend and I were experiencing the delights of some blotter.

I have some pictures in the vault of the Rancho which perhaps Fraulein and Pamalinski and Leninka and some others might find amusing but out of respect for the Comrades, as opposed to the Comradettes here, I shall not post them.

If you've seen <i>Borat</i> there is a splendid scene when he's with his little fat friend in a fancy hotel. He's taking a bubble bath and his little fat friend is on the bed, wearing nothing but an evil leer, and with a picture of Borat's flame, and he's, er, amusing himself. Borat comes out, doesn't like it, and they wrestle.

Cohen is entirely naked except that there is a blacked-out spot over his privates and we are to believe it's hiding something a foot long. No doubt this was put into make President Clinton jealous. Gennifer Flowers: "Hillary has fat ankles and Bill has a small penis and they'll have to live with it."

But the fight goes out of the hotel room, down the hall, two naked men running into the banqueting hall of a hotel, which is hosting a convention of mortgage brokers.

The fight goes up on the stage. The only thing which would have improved crashing a convention of mortgage brokers would have to been to bring an M1A1 Abrams tank with you, and then soldiers with flame throwers, then people in hazmat suits to make sure that the remnants of the mortgage brokers cannot possibly rise from their unholy grave.

Commissar Theocritus wrote: If you've seen <i>Borat</i> there is a splendid scene when he's with his little fat friend in a fancy hotel. He's taking a bubble bath and his little fat friend is on the bed, wearing nothing but an evil leer, and with a picture of Borat's flame, and he's, er, amusing himself. Borat comes out, doesn't like it, and they wrestle.

Cohen is entirely naked except that there is a blacked-out spot over his privates and we are to believe it's hiding something a foot long. No doubt this was put into make President Clinton jealous. Gennifer Flowers: "Hillary has fat ankles and Bill has a small penis and they'll have to live with it."

But the fight goes out of the hotel room, down the hall, two naked men running into the banqueting hall of a hotel, which is hosting a convention of mortgage brokers.

The fight goes up on the stage. The only thing which would have improved crashing a convention of mortgage brokers would have to been to bring an M1A1 Abrams tank with you, and then soldiers with flame throwers, then people in hazmat suits to make sure that the remnants of the mortgage brokers cannot possibly rise from their unholy grave.

I remember that scene. If it were not for the fact that I am progressive and non-judgemental to a fault, my wife and I would've run screaming from the theatre. But it is a good thing for the country that the flamethrowers did not appear for approximately half of Congress would've been fried in the resulting conflagration. I think I spotted Chris Dodd under one of the tables, trying to make a mortgage broker sandwich.

Another scene I remember from the movie was Cohen bringing a bag full of turds down to the dinner table and asking what he should do with them. For some reason, this image flashes back to me whenever I see Pelosi or Reid introducing a new healthcare bill. The mind is a funny thing.

BTW, do you remember the lady who was painted gold in Goldfinger? It was Shirley Eaton:


One day, Mrs. O will go shopping and come back with an outfit like that. The press will swoon. Many watches and clocks will stop. The horror, the horror.

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Clearly Sean Connery took a major misstep here.... And to make it weirder, they had to put an M1895 soviet Nagant revolver in his hand.

Hate to break it to you Col. but that's a Webley revolver. Look real close and you'll see the break action lever and that goofy horizontal steel web thingy in front of the cylinder.

Comrades, I must weigh in:

I denounce myself for denouncing Frau Pull's denouncing by highlighting what should be denounced...

I digress...

Being a Vagitarian (sitting in the East) of the Whoopie Lodge, I must proclaim allegiance to Oddjob for his hatness. Obamugame is worthy of Commissar status for pointing this out... or is he already enjoying daily USA Marlboro rations?

And now, a bitter Reich Winger



PS: Good eye Comrade Whoopie...

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Clearly Sean Connery took a major misstep here.... And to make it weirder, they had to put an M1895 soviet Nagant revolver in his hand.

Hate to break it to you Col. but that's a Webley revolver. Look real close and you'll see the break action lever and that goofy horizontal steel web thingy in front of the cylinder.

Now this gives me a true picture into the mind of a man, gay or not. Always looking at a man's piece, huh?

I've got a 1917 Webley chambered for .45 ACP (uses a full-moon ring to retain the catridges). Ugly as sin and not accurate beyond nine inches. Had to turn it into a wall hanger since the action is so worn that the cylinder does not always advance to full lock on rotation; the first time it shaved off a sliver of slug and powdered my knuckles with shrapnel therefrom was the last time I fired it. But it still feels good to grip it in my left hand while brandishing my Model 1908 British Cavalry sabre in my right.

Theo, your cognative dissonance is touching, but I think I may have stumbled upon its origin. Both "Pussy" and "Bush" are crude euphamisms for female genitalia, and as such are the bane of properly progressive individuals. Thus, your automatic revulsion to both despite the liberated nature of Ms Galore's character in the film.

To test this hypothesis, tell me how you feel about reruns of "Leave it to Beaver."

Yes, Comrade Whoopie you are correct. I never looked too closely, as my eyes were already screaming at the picture.

Comrade Brain-In-A-Jar, should you ever decide to get rid of that wall hanger, I do know someone who could repair and retime it...

Leninka wrote:Now this gives me a true picture into the mind of a man, gay or not. Always looking at a man's piece, huh?

Some look first to see if people have good fundamental values.

Betinov, what is the dirtiest line in broadcast television?

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

But best of all is Edith Bunker's preacher: the Reverend Felcher.

Goldfinger? Never heard of it! Praise Stalin!

Gee Whiz Theo!

I thought it was "Here's 50 cents, make sure the Beaver gets a trim." or "Here's that pearl necklace you always wanted June."

Comrade Buffoon wrote:Comrades, I must weigh in:

I denounce myself for denouncing Frau Pull's denouncing by highlighting what should be denounced...
.

And I should denounce you for denouncing me and any your greedy leering over Ms. Galore's cleavage. You should focusing on Mr. Connery's piece as the other comrades have chosen to do. But who is that freak strange boy-child in the skimpy green leotard? Most distasteful and extremely creepy. I think he should be denounced too.

To test this hypothesis, tell me how you feel about reruns of "Leave it to Beaver."

What was the first erotic thing ever said on television?

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Colonel 7.62 wrote:Yes, Comrade Whoopie you are correct. I never looked too closely, as my eyes were already screaming at the picture.

I on the other hand never took in the entire picture preferring instead to focus on the gun. Now that I'm forced to see the big picture (still trying to avert my eyes from the red loin cloth) I have to ask why he's wearing bandoleer suspenders with rifle cartridges fit for an elephant gun when he only has a revolver (and no holster for that).

Typical of Brits to assume that in the far flung future, people would still be using ancient Webley Mk. 6 revolvers. I'm amazed they didn't equip him with a .303 SMLE rifle.

And now, I must go rinse my eyes out with Clorox.

There seems to be a lot mandated eyes averting going on here . . . but had I peeked, I would have found it curious that Mr. C appears to be packing more than a fake gun. It seems to me, he might be hiding a couple of pair of Gold Toe's in his 'trousers'.

I loath fakery.

As long as we're on the subject of James Bond, I recall one of his flicks--alas, with Roger Moore, titled A View to a Kill, which according to some Bond scholars, is really nothing but a cheap knockoff of none other than Goldfinger.

Anyway, there's a scene in AVTAK where these potential investors are gathered in a conference aboard a blimp oohing and ahhing over a miniature Silicon Valley (reminiscent of the scene in Goldfinger where they oohed and ahhed over a miniature Fort Knox), and one of the guys didn't like what he was hearing so was escorted out by May Day and duly dropped down a chute and out of the blimp, where he plummeted to his grisly death and the villain Christopher Walken asked if anyone else cared to drop out.

ANYWAY, I hear tell Dennis Kucinich got a ride on Air Force One before flipping his vote. I can't help wondering if he was shown a similar chute on that aircraft. (Michelle does bear a striking resemblance to the character May Day.) Or if, like Tom Cruise did to the bad guy in Mission Impossible 3, Obama opened up this bomb bay or mumb bai or something on the floor of the fuselage, and he hung Kucinich out and threatened to drop him if he didn't change his vote.

These are the things I think about as I while away the hours waiting in line for my Obama money.

Ah yes. I always wondered why dear Rahm gave so much for Louisiana and Nebraska. He, being a prog, ought to have known prog sensibilities, and that Kucinich could be had just for the chance to put his face into a camera.

Personally I find Comrade Michelle a good deal scarier than Grace Jones, even in the Conan movie.

Fraulein, Sean may not be the fraud in this. Once in Odessa, a man passed out from heat exhaustion on a dance-club floor. He was wearing leather pants and had taped a cucumber inside his leg. He was not pleased to have his charade exposed. But if you dance in leather pants in the West Texas heat you're asking for it. Now that's fraud.

But he could have gotten away with it if he hadn't fainted. Was it a big cucumber or a medium sized one?

I wasn't there myself. I once saw the first 15 minutes of a program called <i>Queer as Folk</i>, which was infinitely depressing, and this fellow comes back from a bar and takes rubber out of rear of his jeans.

In both cases one has to admire the sheer proggishness of both those people. False advertising, self-aggrandizing, and deceitful.

Even Whoopie, who wanted to wash his eyes out with Clorox for seeing most of Sasha Baron Cohen, ought to admire the proggery of that.

I had to douse my eyes with gasoline and set them on fire after seeing most of Cohen and Connery...

I DENOUNCE THIS ENTIRE THREAD!!!!!!!

Great Neptunes ghost. Do none of you Comrades realize this started out as a discussion on 'gag' GOLDFINGER. GOLD as in that metal that is worshiped by capitalistic pigs who will go to whatever means to obtain it!!!!!!!!!!!
Including roasting dead poor starving African babies to feed their slave miners to extract it from the mines in South Africa.
Then it turns into a talk about GUNS!!!!!!! We want to ban those not talked about the bloody hammer action!!!!

Then it turns into talking about comrades drooling over man meat that is not OBAMA! I DENOUNCE, DENOUNCE, DENOUNCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, where did you all go so wrong? My heart aches to see this, it aches so bad that I need OBAMACARE to pass now without some darn pesky up and down vote, so I can cure it. Now I'm going to drown my sorrows in my Vodka ration and turn in my denouncement quota card for the month of March (Filled that bad boy in one fell swoop....nah, nah, na, nah, nah).

Commissar Theocritus wrote:.... Fraulein, Sean may not be the fraud in this. Once in Odessa, a man passed out from heat exhaustion on a dance-club floor. He was wearing leather pants and had taped a cucumber inside his leg. He was not pleased to have his charade exposed. But if you dance in leather pants in the West Texas heat you're asking for it. Now that's fraud.

He got himself into a real pickle of a situation.


Commodore Snoogie, take a chill pill. You can't have a discussion like "pussy galore" and not expect deviations along the path. I denounce your denouncing and offer you a vodka (which is better than Obamacare and costs a lot less)

Actually this whole post was a dare from Bruno, who said, "I bet you can't write 'Pussy Galore'" without sniggering. So I did and I killed him.

Whoopie, I admire your opportunistic filling up of your denunciation card. Do you know that if you fill up three in a month, you get a free Jiffy-Lobo? That way you will never scratch your head at what President Awesome Zero says. No cognitive dissonance because no cognition. Does a rock sweat the small, or the big, stuff?

But I call a hit on Bret Baier.
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/URJUSlfTgGU&h ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/URJUSlfTgGU&h ... 2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
Bret must be eliminated. He asked Lord Awesome Zero hard questions, and got him stuttering. When Obama doesn't know what he's talking about, all the media is supposed to save him by genuflecting, or polishing his knob, or screeching about Rethuglicans.

It's not just Bret but O'Reilly and, well, golly gosh, it seems our great articulator does stammer and stut, a lot. He's also guilty of "brain flatulence" or so I read. (don't you hate it, when you have to struggle for a cohesive thought?) Maybe it's something from Michele's toxic veggie garden?

It was heart breaking to watch Theo. Poor Leader got so befuddled by the badgering he declared that the $300 million bribe payola cash incentive to Louisiana would benefit the earthquake in Hawaii. I'm sure he meant to say Haiti, our 54th State. Or perhaps he meant the Tsunami that washed away his birth certificate.

I'm just glad that smarmy Faux Noose talking headache didn't ask Obama to explain how employers would save 3000% on their employee health costs if ObamaCare passes. I didn't want Obama to get mired down in the complexities of the People's Math. Numbers are so boring. Talking points are much better, it's like drawing crude pictures with words.

We all voted for Barry because he could so work his look. And what a cool, er, kewl, look it is. Or was. It's getting a little shop-worn now, you know. Barry has found that not paying your dues makes you a bad president. Even Jimmy Carter had had some administrative skills.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:It was heart breaking to watch Theo. Poor Leader got so befuddled by the badgering he declared that the $300 million bribe payola cash incentive to Louisiana would benefit the earthquake in Hawaii. I'm sure he meant to say Haiti, our 54th State. Or perhaps he meant the Tsunami that washed away his birth certificate. .

54th? I thought Haiti was one #56 of the 57 states dear One visited? (hey, does anyone know the names of all those other states?! I feel so foolish. I thought we only had 50!!) He could have meant that horrid tsunami that hit Hawaii. I saw it on Faux News... although, it was more than disappointing. If they hadn't told us it hit, we'd never known. But, o m g, I had no idea it washed away his birth certifcate. Now those 'birthers' will never stop.

This should really put all that nonsense to rest!

After this contentious interview (I got the memo, contentious is the official Party line regarding this incident) there is no way Obama will ever go back on FoxNews. So O'Reilly can stop his incessant ass kissing and giving Dear Leader the benefit of the doubt. He'll never get an interview (unless he quits Fox and goes to work for MSNBC).

Psst, (lowering voice) wanna hear a funny joke?
Q: What's the difference between Bo the dog and Obama?
A: Bo has papers.

Hey, wait, unhand me, I'm a high Party official, you have no right to manhandle me, let go, let go I say...It was just a joke comrades, just an innocent joke...

Comrade Whoopie wrote: Psst, (lowering voice) wanna hear a funny joke?
Q: What's the difference between Bo the dog and Obama?
A: Bo has papers.

Hey, wait, unhand me, I'm a high Party official, you have no right to manhandle me, let go, let go I say...It was just a joke comrades, just an innocent joke...

hehehe oops, well, err, I would say the joke was humorous but on second thought . . .

Dear Comrade Whoopie, I hope you will enjoy your time in the gulag. We cleaned the blood and mucus off the floor just yesterday, so you should find it much more comfy. If the beets seem a little stringy . . . well . . . they're not beets, but tasty when you get past the gristle!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: 54th? I thought Haiti was one #56 of the 57 states dear One visited? (hey, does anyone know the names of all those other states?! I feel so foolish. I thought we only had 50!!)

Fraulein Pulloskies this is a very common mistake that many of us (non-Muslims) made at the time these glorious words were stuttered uttered.

What Dear Leader was actually referring to was the Organization of Islamic Conference Member States, of which there are 57 states (there are 3 observer states as well). He just mis-remembered which collection of states he is really a part of. It could happen to anyone. I'm surprised you brought it up, all Good Progs have forgotten all about this, if they ever knew it to begin with!

In The Glorious World of Next Tuesday all will be Obamaland and this silly counting will be over and done with.

Hail the OIC!!!

http://www.infoplease.com/spot/oicstates1.html

Comrade Nika wrote: What Dear Leader was actually referring to was the Organization of Islamic Conference Member States, of which there are 57 states (there are 3 observer states as well). He just mis-remembered which collection of states he is really a part of. It could happen to anyone. I'm surprised you brought it up, all Good Progs have forgotten all about this, if they ever knew it to begin with!

Well, shut my mouth and shame on me for misremembering to forget I knew that! Thank you so for the reminder, Comrade Nika. (I'll write this down in my little book of things- to- remember- so- I- don't- make-Obama- look- bad.

Fact: Obama dosen't stutter. That's just the sound of his wisdom echoing through your mind.

Fact: There really ARE 57 states... there are 7 additional states Obama discovered while on his Path To Enlightenment; they can only be seen through the Eyes of one who believes in Hope.

Fact: There in fact WAS an earthquake in Hawaii... it was small, but Obama felt it in his heart.

Fact: It's not Obama's fault he dosen't have a birth certificate, since he was born among the gods before time began.

Fact: One time, Obama let loose a roundhouse kick so hard, it cicled the earth and hit him in the back of the head. Which of course couldn't hurt him, since he is invincible.

Czar Czar wrote: Fact:

Comrade Czar Czar, all these 'facts' are very suspicious. As you know, all 'facts' are subject to the Current Truth.

Of course, since all these 'facts' showcase how Glorious Dear Leader is in all his Woness, the Party Elite more equal among us may allow them to stand. We shall see.

Czar Squared, your enumeration of Lord Awesome's attributes has me fingering tears from my rheumy eyes. And it's all so true. Lord Zero is so <i>there</i>, with all his wonderment and splendiferous wisdom, as he graciously allows the befreckled Brett Baier, the overgrown jock, to get the first honest interview with him.

O was there, working his look, showing us how you don't have to have anything but a look, as long as that look is there, like a screaming dinosaur with bad breath.

No, I don't know what it means but I heard it Mean Mike Mallow, the Moaning Moonbat's program last night. A caller said it. I wonder if Mike gets trolls?

Comrade Nika wrote:

Czar Czar wrote: Fact:

Comrade Czar Czar, all these 'facts' are very suspicious. As you know, all 'facts' are subject to the Current Truth.

Of course, since all these 'facts' showcase how Glorious Dear Leader is in all his Woness, the Party Elite more equal among us may allow them to stand. We shall see.

Fact: The Truth is what O says it is- until it is preempted by Newer Truth. How is that suspicious?

Fact: Komrade Nika is now banished to Siberia for questioning Party-Approved Truth (subject to change) (the Truth that is, not the banishment). Begone!

C^2, the truth is the truth that we pull out of our asses at 7 AM in the morning.

It worked for Slick Willie. It worked for his Zeroness, until people started hearing him sweat, and I mean hearing, and not seeing. The truth is what we say it is.

And when it's published in the NYT, it's gospel.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:
And when it's published in the NYT, it's gospel.

Quite so Theo, it's the newspaper of broken record.

It's also heavily in debt to the world's richest man, a Mexican named Carlos Slim. At 14%.

If Carlos Slim ain't a front man for the Mexican Drug Cartel I'll eat my ushanka, ice axe and all. Good, maybe Pinch Shulzberger's body will wash up on Long Island some morning (or at least parts of him).

20 years ago loans like that were arranged by a guy named Frankie "da angel" DeAngelo" from Jersey City using money from the Teamster's pension fund.

It has been said that the Sulzbergers just aren't smart enough to hold onto a newspaper. Which indicates pretty stupid--they had to <i>work</i> to throw away that patrimony.

Whoopie

Dont joke. This week a mans body washed up on the beach near my house. In 5 pieces over a strech of 4000 metres of beach.

He probably didnt like Julius Malema.

No joke Obamugabe, more like wishful thinking in the case of Little Pinch. This Malema fellow sounds like my old buddy Dr. Idi Amin. A great African leader not unlike yourself.

Even as an infant (and before he darkened from exposure to the sun) you could tell little Idi was destined for greatness.