To this effect, we collected, edited, and formatted different versions of pictorial Putin-Obama comparisons that are being circulated on the Internet, bringing them to one easily accessible infographic:
In order to help toughen President Obama's image on the international arena, the White House released photographs of a shirtless, muscular U.S. President engaged in various manly activities.
Obama is a flaccid leader, Putin has a stiff spine, if I may say so euphemistically. Assad knows. The Iranians know.
I should know -- I'm Putin's Mistress.
--No you're not -- I AM:
Don't you read The People's Cube or Esquire Magazine? And I know far more than you know, but if I were to tell you, then I'd have to shoot you (or have Pootie Poo do it for me).
--Spymaster Anna Chapman.
Allen West just posted our "Putin vs. Obama" pictorial comparison on his website and Facebook page.
I wrote this comment: "Thanks for the glorious ushanka tip, Comrade Colonel! I will transmit this to Vladimir."
But I don't think he'll see it - there are over 1,500 comments on his FB post already... Plus 13,000 likes and 4,500 shares.
When we met with Allen West last year, he could neither confirm nor deny that he was reading The People's Cube. Now we know.
Here is Colonel West with Mrs. Red Square and the People's Cube at CPAC 2013.