This is the second installment of my educational series designed to enlighten my Brothers and Sisters in the ways of the Made Progressive. On July 4th (Dependence Day) we actually Trolled a Palinite site and I'm pleased to report that it was a smashing success. Bravo Comrades!

We cannot rest upon our Laurels my Comrades. The enemy is at the gates! Our poll numbers are down and we have an extremely important election coming in the Fall, so please to join me, if you will, in this exercise I call the AC/DC of Propaganda or Propaganda Cuts Both Ways:



Let us begin:

I've prepared the above images as a kind of “Thought Puzzle”. To the Progressive Eye this is a pictorial of our glorious Economic System as it exists today. The pyramid in the middle shows the “trickle up” theory of Socialist Economics. The “Atlas” figure is, of course the Proud American Worker supporting the System. On the left we have our Dear Leader taking some time out from all his hard works. Who would begrudge the man a little time off? Above the pyramid we have the Honorable Harry Reid of the Senate laying the foundation of the New Utopian Economy and below right we have Saint Peloski supplying dear Harry with the bricks he needs.

Easy right? No, this is the very problem as I see it. We, the Progressive Elite see the beautiful simplicity that is the New World of Next Tuesday, but the Reich Wingers do not. They cannot! Their inherent deficiency of mind (see Comrade Dr. Gagofolo) renders them incapable of Progressive thought. The images above would incite the most horrific comments by the Reich Wingers, so here's your assignment Comrades:

Create Titles, Thought Balloons and Comments as the Palinites would. This will be hard I know, but we must learn the ways of the Reich Wing propaganda machine. We must get into their minds Comrades, how better to counter their awful assault? Bear in mind that we will be watching and any “smart ass” comments will be forwarded to Comrade Vice-President “American Joe” Biden for processing.

I to give it some shot....

That Puke-osi is about as thick as her bricks.

BO's approval polls are sinking faster than his putts.

BO is a putz.

Reid's sitting up there like Humpty Dumpty and will have a great Fall this November.

Grigori E.R. wrote: We cannot rest upon our Laurels my Comrades.
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Dear Comrade, who is resting on Laurel? And who is Laurel? Sounds like some reichwing racist, so who is to care if anyone sits on her?!

You have posed a lot of 'work' for the collective. I am not against work when I am dutifully paid for work... on the other hand, work for the sake of work, gives pauses.

I must rightfully contemplate and take into account the betterment of the good and get back to you, as soon as p.m. siesta is over.

As a member of the Party elite and Commissar of Matchmaking, I stand ready to do my part in supervising the work as well as matching up proles to their work assignments.

"You there, yes you. Do you have a work assignment? Good! Then get to work."

(Ahhhh, life is good)

Good on ya Mrs. Al! Thar be brains inside that burkha. It's no wonder she's the boss of all those under wives.

Now I've gone and done it, I mentioned Laurel. She's one of my top operatives and no you can't match her up Comrade Whoopie, she's classified.

The Obamessiah caption should read:
"I'm so glad I have little white balls to play with!"
The (as we say here in NV) "anyone BUTT Reid" caption:
" I wish I was king of a nice blue state! They don't like me here anymore!"
and finally princess puke-losi:
"I need these bricks for the new whine-ry my serfs are building for me!"

Comrade Whoopie wrote:As a member of the Party elite and Commissar of Matchmaking, I stand ready to do my part in supervising the work as well as matching up proles to their work assignments.

"You there, yes you. Do you have a work assignment? Good! Then get to work."

(Ahhhh, life is good)

I would like to weigh in on Comrade Whoopie's appointment to Commissar of Matchmaking.

Last time Whoopie set me up with lady company I ended up in the emergency room where Dear Leader's Glorious Socialized Health Care issued yours truly a tube of mystery salve, three Hallelujahs, a home puss drainage kit and complimentary Six Flag tickets!

Point being, Comrade Whoopie is a notorious meany pants when given authority and the info from your last Craigslist ad!......

I HAVE PROOF OF WHOOPIE ABUSE!

Just sayin...

I hear rumor that Whoopie Abuse ™ is why Pulloskies and Czarweary drink like catfish.

A red star for Comrade whitemaleheteropig, that "whine-ry" is so on target.

Comrade Buffoon wrote: Last time Whoopie set me up with lady company I ended up in the emergency room where Dear Leader's Glorious Socialized Health Care issued yours truly a tube of mystery salve, three Hallelujahs, a home puss drainage kit and complimentary Six Flag tickets!

Grigori E.R. wrote: Now I've gone and done it, I mentioned Laurel. She's one of my top operatives and no you can't match her up Comrade Whoopie, she's classified.

Classified? Which is progressive code-speak for 'high dollar ho'. We should have known. In fact it appears as if Comrade Obamugabe has partakened in her treateries. (I must add I am most disappointed in Comrade Chedoe)

Comrade Buffoon this is shocking. I suggest you give Comrade Whoopie the boot! (and what ever you might have heard about the drinking of myself or Mrs. Al is completely unfounded, unfettered and untruthful and must be denounced.)

Balloon for Reid: "ah ha, at last I'm on top of Pelosi"
Balloon for BHO: "have you plugged the whole yet, daddy, have you plugged the hole yet, daddy . . . *%$#!!"

Acckkkk! Honey, where are my eye drops? That Obamugabe's done it again! Ahhhh, that's better.

Eyes finally able to focus on the screen again.

Looks like the Frau is on to my codespeak. She gets a Red Star for "have you plugged the whole yet, daddy, have you plugged the hole yet, daddy . . . *%$#!!".

I'd be careful Comrade Buffoon, you don't want to get Comrade Whoopie "all WeeWeed Up".

A RED STAR!!! OOOOOOOH! That will be most lovely beside my TITLES! I am so thrilled, most loyal and glorious Comrade Grigori E. R. (btw, I've been meaning to ask, does the E.R. refer to your need to Emergency assistance??)

I am afraid Comrade Whoopie is always "weed up"... I think he needs to put the doobie down a wee bit more.

Yep, E.R. = Emergency Ready. As "Spiritual Adviser" I'm always on call. Just ask the MTE, after a week of my advice she loves me.

Oh my my, such hate and discontent directed at little old me.

Commissar of Venereal Infections Buffoon, it's your responsibility to use Party Approved Protection (PAP) when entertaining any of the ladies provided by the Party. However, just to be fair, I'll ask our staff physician pull your medical record and write up your little problem as "Non-Specific Urethritis."

As for the Frau and Mrs. Al drinking like catfish and their subsequent denials all I can say is a fish don't know it's wet.

And I am not stoned all the time, which is probably why I'm so grumpy and irritable.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Oh my my, such hate and discontent directed at little old me.

Commissar of Venereal Infections Buffoon, it's your responsibility to use Party Approved Protection (PAP) when entertaining any of the ladies provided by the Party. However, just to be fair, I'll ask our staff physician pull your medical record and write up your little problem as "Non-Specific Urethritis."

As for the Frau and Mrs. Al drinking like catfish and their subsequent denials all I can say is a fish don't know it's wet.

And I am not stoned all the time, which is probably why I'm so grumpy and irritable.

Like the title of this post, I am puzzled as to your grump time dilemma. Could the collective provide a simple answer? I'm stumped.

Commissar of Venereal Infections

Hmm, I wonder what kind Cube character that could be. Surely it would end badly.

You're a natural Bufoon; you're already wearing protection.