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Ready for Michellary 2016? Now with 2X the victimhood!

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Who's Ready for Obama 2.0?

THIS time it'll be a true leader with balls: Michellary

It'll have all the advantages of a continued Obama Preezyness without those pesky Constitutional issues. (Of course, we proggies don't care about the trivial details like the the rule of law, but it's good for the Low Information Bubbas)

The pieces of our glorious leader's plan are now falling into place.

If Hill-Billary is qualified for POTUS, Michellary is doubly so!

  • Hillary had 8 years in the White House.
    Ditto for Michelllary!
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  • As a woman, Hill-Billary has automatic victim status.
    Ditto for Michelllary!
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  • Hill-Billary moved around the world as Secretary of State.
    Ditto for Michelllary as the First Lady!
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  • Michelllary had "let's move" and a garden.
    So she knows how to grow the economy.
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  • Finally, Michelllary has two coveted features of victimhood over Hill-Billary's one.

Everyone knows that being a victim is more important than actual experience or competency. Any and all criticism of the future Preezy will just be dismissed as illegitimate Racism/Sexism, a double whammy if there ever was one.

Michellary Obama 2016!


Image As incredible as it may appear, this seems to be shaping up this way.

Consider - Hill-Billary emailgate inspired discussions on a ‘Michelle Obama for president' campaign: MSNBC explores ‘Michelle Obama for president' whisper campaign to challenge Hillary in 2016

And then consider this little tidbit:
Obama adviser behind leak of Hillary Clinton's email scandal
It's the vast left-wing conspiracy.

Obama senior adviser Valerie Jarrett leaked to the press details of Hillary Clinton's use of a private e-mail address during her time as secretary of state, sources tell me.
Ask yourself: Self, why was that leak timed as it was?

Clearly it was designed to upstage Hill-Billary's presidential campaign announcement whilst providing enough time to get a replacement savior up and running.

Any time longer and it could damage the possibility of anyone on the nation's Socialist-Left from winning the presidency.

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Now, if we could get Sarah Palin into the mix, we could have a 3 way cat fight. That would be fun to watch.

I denounce myself.........

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Now, if we could get Sarah Palin into the mix, we could have a 3 way cat fight. That would be fun to watch.
Would result in a worldwide shortage of popcorn
Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:I denounce myself.........
As well you should, a I, myself.

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M-113 creature make good FLOTUS why not commander in cheat. Can buy all salt she wants by sucking rubles from kulak taxpayers.

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This is some glorious news comrade, our dear leaderess will truly bring us to a most glorious revolution!


 
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