Comrades!

I have found a new way to indoctrinate, I mean educate, the children about Marxism. The problem started when we had our selves sterilized so not contribute to global warming. So therefore, we had to settle with reeducating other people's children. Energy drinks seems to be popular with the children, so I figured the people could come out with a drink of their own. Instead of the energy drink Rock Star, we'll call it the People's Energy Drink: Revolution Star.



Party like a Commissar

First we must “liberate” the Rock Star drink from the KKKapitalist CEO Russell Weiner, the son of Michael Savage, and give to the people (me). Wherein, in the name of the revolution I'll run the company into the ground. Costumers will have to stand in five hour lines to get their warm energy drinks, which by then have gone rancid. We'll I wouldn't call them energy drinks because they'll be like Robert Mugabe's economy, flat and probably flavorless. In the end, there will be accountability for turning the soft drink institution into a laughing stock, but not for me. The poor schmuck in charge of distributing the beverage to the people in line will be sent a gulag Siberia. Then we'll make like the RINO Governator and pat ourselves on the back for what we did: nothing.

Rehabilitate yourself like a rock star!

Another good name would be "Working Class Hero" - the ushanka and the shovel will be a good match there. The commercial will feature John Lennon's song, and the spokesperson could be either John Edwards or Yoko Ono, whoever will be first to agree to this $5,000/hr job complete with health benefits.

I never understood the energy drink fad. What's the deal? It's just Starbucks in soda form... come to think of it, I don't like Starbucks either. Maybe that's why I hate energy drinks.

Red Square wrote:Another good name would be "Working Class Hero" - the ushanka and the shovel will be a good match there. The commercial will feature John Lennon's song, and the spokesperson could be either John Edwards or Yoko Ono, whoever will be first to agree to this $5,000/hr job complete with health benefits.

Rock on, Red the Visionary! "Working Class Hero" will be the perfect progressive antedote to the bourgoeis poison known as "Guitar Hero".

We must develop our own proletarian-friendly gaming system to counter the fascist-corporatist entites known as Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft.

I'm partial to the name "Zamyatin We" or "Potemkin Vii". The controllers will be shovels with appropriate command buttons located along the handle.

Damn that Guitar Hero! Damn it all to Detriot! Nothing but capitalist sorcery that is!

Why, back in the glorious U.S.S.R all we had to play with was poisoned laced umbrellas and crude monitoring devices.

Ahh yes, I would spend summers as a young boy bugging my relative's multi-family living complex in order to gather damning evidence of their subversion so I could score a piece of chocolate from the NKVD.

Fine times those were… and we were happy, Comrades! Yes, we were happy! Well, some of us were… poor Uncle Dimitri died in some frozen wasteland shoveling permafrost until his digits froze off. And I think they carted Auntie Svetlana off to some mental institution only to be put on show trial and later lined up against the wall to be shot. But all the same… we were happy, dammit! HAPPY!

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:Rock on, Red the Visionary! "Working Class Hero" will be the perfect progressive antedote to the bourgoeis poison known as "Guitar Hero".

We must develop our own proletarian-friendly gaming system to counter the fascist-corporatist entites known as Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft.

My Good Doctor, I was just thinking of a recent dinner party we had over at my place. Oh, we were partying like it was 1950 I tell you! I can't tell you how much fun we have with Dead Trotsky and Dead Lenin. But we also enjoy a little conversation about the world as well. Of course, we did not have these fancy energy drinks, only vodka and of course left over cases of Stalin Soda.

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Another beverage?!!? First Putinka, then Leninade, and now this. My poor back teeth! They're drowning!

It's a good thing so many of the masses are digging so many ditches everywhere.

These new drinks are all well and good, but some of my best memories as a young pup was summer days on the banks of the Dnieper River, watching tens of thousands of dedicated and motivated workers building dams using their bare hands, broken shovels, and concrete mixed with less dedicated workers, while sipping on some of my Uncle Iosef's Stalin Soda over rocks. Ah, the good old days.

Dr. W. S. Palimpsest wrote:

Red Square wrote:Another good name would be "Working Class Hero" - the ushanka and the shovel will be a good match there. The commercial will feature John Lennon's song, and the spokesperson could be either John Edwards or Yoko Ono, whoever will be first to agree to this $5,000/hr job complete with health benefits.

Rock on, Red the Visionary! "Working Class Hero" will be the perfect progressive antedote to the bourgoeis poison known as "Guitar Hero".

We must develop our own proletarian-friendly gaming system to counter the fascist-corporatist entites known as Sony, Nintendo, and Microsoft.

I'm partial to the name "Zamyatin We" or "Potemkin Vii". The controllers will be shovels with appropriate command buttons located along the handle.

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The new Marxist Video game: People's Hero. Fortunately the song lists are the same because the politburo found no qualms with the lyrics from the bourgeois game.

Don't forget that Rock Band also came out.

Betty's tip -

A different kind of Rock Star -

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Obviously our agents in the entertainment industry failed to purge him. We must redouble our efforts so that only the airhead hippie musicians, actors, and such exist.

The face on that interviewer is simply precious!