NYTRepublican's Announce October Surprise!
American Blacks to Pay Reparations to American Whites for Civil War - Legislation Pending
Special to the NYT
by Sonia Starsky, Wayne Lucas, Mark Winthrop
October 25, 2006
President Bush and Republican Party operatives announce new reparation goals today as part of their "2006 October Surprise" festivities.
President Bush today announced "everyone's been wondering what our Republican 2006 October Surprise for the upcoming elections is going to be. Well, we've put together a very sweet package for the great majority of the nation. After long debate and much soul-searching I've decided that the nation is ready for reparations. Therefore I've instructed all the Republican congress-people in Congress to draft new legislation to make it law for all black people of America to pay reparations to all non-black American people for the war that liberated their ancestors from slavery - the War between the States; the American Civil war," stated an un-named Capital Hill source.
According to Washington insiders the new Republican Party slogan is: Vote for your Share!
The Democratic Party has stated that they hope this will be the final nail in the coffin of the Republicans.
See Dan Rather Tonight on YouTube! Tonight's show - Documents that prove the Republicans are going to make black folks pay reparations for the Civil War!