Tired of suffering under the oppressive capitalist regime of King George III of England, the proletarians of the 13 English colonies in AmeriKa began to rise up in peaceful civil disobedience. But the evil running dog capitalist imperialist who ruled England under his oppressive boot, found this intolerable. In flagrant violation of international law, King George III sent his red coated jackboots to the colonies to further oppress the progressives peoples of AmeriKa.
Patiently, the AmeriKan colonists established a dialog with their red coat oppressors and over time the red coats came to see that progressivism is the correct path. The British soldiers laid down their rifles in a show of solidarity with the colonists, despite the best lobbying efforts of King George III's National Rifle Association and their evil minions.
And thus a new nation was born without a shot being fired! A nation based on peace, tolerance, and the glorious high moral ideals of Marx and Engels.
The moral of this story:
Guns are evil. And freedom, especially freedom from the oppressive chains of capitalism, can be won when we use our words instead of bullets.
(Revised at the State Bureau of Correct History by Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev)
And here's the real NON-Nerf Gun issue - 3Dprinters :)
The founding fathers envisioned extended unemployment, hoards on disability and free health care for all.
Silly teabagging counterrevolutionary running dog capitalists think they can cure fascism and especially strong communism with muskets or militias! Ha! Ptooey!