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Rolling out the Welcome Mat to Our Newest Citizens

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In anticipation of President Obama using his executive powers to provide amnesty to an estimated 20 million illegals, a group of congressmen have submitted a proposal for the housing and care of these new citizens.

A spokesman for the group said, “We want them completely cared for with full access to food, housing, and health care. By the time they're eligible to vote, they will have a thorough understanding of the benefits of US citizenship.”

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This is entirely unequal. I've been here 14 years and I'm still wondering what the benefits are. I thought the whole idea was to become a Global Citizen™ and that borders no longer mattered. Did I miss something?

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:This is entirely unequal. I've been here 14 years and I'm still wondering what the benefits are. I thought the whole idea was to become a Global Citizen™ and that borders no longer mattered. Did I miss something?

I think I see your problem, Comrade. Stop thinking, keep paying your taxes, and all will be well.

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I see your point, comrade. Duly noted. I feel so much freer, now.


 
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