Dear Leader has found Mitt Romney's wallet!

Being the only honest politician in the race, he is seen here inventorying the contents of the wallet to insure its return (after redistributing the fair share back to the People™ and making the mandatory $3.00 donation.)


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It must be that criminal *spit* Mitt's *spit* money. The One Dear Overlord would never stoop so low as to use any of the millions he has banked. I will submit, however, that since no one knows how many of the unwashed masses might have touched the paper pictured above, The One Dear Overlord would have had it appropriately laundered before allowing such chump-change near his digits. After all, The One Dear Overlord does not need paper when he carries the Master-of-The-World-Card™:

NO! YOUR EXCELLENCY!!! DON'T TOUCH THAT WALLET!!! It is a trap laid by that evil kapitalist ReThugliKKKan, Mitt Romney! It you touch it it will release a mind altering drug that will make you start cutting taxes across the board and giving both small & large corporations tax breaks as incentives to create more jobs. It will turn you into ... Frankenkapiltaist!

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Hail Obama and Socialist Tyranny - 2012!!!!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev

Dear Leader has found Mitt Romney's wallet!


Socialism is all about spending other people's money.