Komrades!

Whist participating in yesterday's mandatory three hours of rage (as part of my treatment as a recovering title-holic), [highlight=#ffff00]I caught RuSSh Limp-balls (which explains why no kids and so many failed marriages) swerving near the truth and still managed to miss it all together (as usual). He lambasted the intelligent theorizing of the Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman as someone who: “clearly has no idea what it means to be productive.” [/highlight]It is apparent from his nonsensical rant that for RuSSh to claim that he is “Right” 99.6% of the time can only be explained in the ideological sense of the term.

He replayed the brilliant [highlight=#ffff00]Krugman as endorsing the Keynesian Law of Ekonomics that states that employing people to dig a ditch and then fill it up again represents “Productive Employment.” [/highlight]To those mind-numbed, Tea-rrorists robots to whom RuSSh issues his marching orders to each weekday, Krugman may appear quite daffed (at least on the surface) to endorse such a notion. [highlight=#ffff00]Indeed, RuSSh even points out that the only work where such a thing as digging holes and filling them in might be connsidered productive is digging graves[/highlight]. Whilst this is true -- and it gave RuSSh quite a chuckle -- the observation allowed the self-described “truth detector” to swerve rather close to the CurrenTruth endorsed by Herr Krugman. And still, as evidenced by his chuckle, [highlight=#ffff00]RuSSh misses the deeper wisdom of Krugman's sanction which, upon more sophisticated examination, shine brightly through[/highlight].

If you perhaps failed to visualize the wisdom, please allow me to enlighten you.
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1) To pay the unemployed from the government coffers to dig ditches and then refill them is bound to inject untold wealth into the Gross Domestic Product. For we know, according to Nancy Pelosi, that paying unemployment benefits garners two dollars in the economy for ever one dollar spent invested. If Since that is true, then the benefits of employing the unemployed in digging ditches and refilling them can only be immeasurable.


2) Furthermore, as RuSSh so eloquently pointed out, [highlight=#ffff00]the only industry where digging ditches and refilling them is productive is the grave digging business[/highlight]. As you here at the Cube well know, the benefits of mass grave digging to the Kollective are multiple and, likewise, immeasurable:


Less-than-loyal Opposition Part Member Relocating to ultramodern, energy efficient, carbon neutral subterranean housing units

a. [highlight=#ffff00]By having the unemployed dig open graves subterranean housing units, we make room to accommodate the growing list of less-than-loyal opponents to Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) that will be rounded up before the Tuesday after the first Monday in November of 2012[/highlight].


b. As the less-than-loyal opponents to Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) are relocated to these open graves subterranean housing units, [highlight=#ffff00]it will free up modern, furnished housing units for the growing ranks of the homeless who were thrown out in the snow by BuSShitler and his greedy, RethugliKKKan banker friends[/highlight] (who will themselves be relocated in these avant-garde subterranean housing units as well).

c. [highlight=#ffff00]The gratitude to Dear Leader[/highlight] (AP&PBUH) resulting from this massive housing grant will accrue to Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) and The Party on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November of 2012. This [highlight=#ffff00]will grant us even more power[/highlight] to redistribute regenerate the nation's wealth.

d. Likewise, by [highlight=#ffff00]relocating so many less-than-loyal opponents[/highlight] to Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) into these ultramodern, energy efficient subterranean housing units they [highlight=#ffff00]will -- in their own way of gratitude expression -- enroll in the rolls of Democratic party necroproxies[/highlight], further ensuring a landslide victory for Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November of 2012. Thus ensuring us the power to continually redistribute regenerate the nation's wealth.

e. By having such a large portion of the population relocate to these ultramodern, energy efficient subterranean housing units -- which are also carbon neutral, by the way -- there will be [highlight=#ffff00]more carbon credits to redistribute to the rest of us[/highlight].


Less-than-loyal Opposition Part Member being transported to ultramodern, energy efficient, carbon neutral subterranean housing units

f. As we relocate [highlight=#ffff00]less-than-loyal opponents[/highlight] into ultramodern, energy efficient, carbon neutral subterranean housing units, they [highlight=#ffff00]will also be impressed into national service as inert compost specialists at our agricultural kollectives, thus ensuring a never-ending supply of beets to feed the proletariat[/highlight].

g. By providing carbon neutral accommodations and thus lowering the national carbon footprint, [highlight=#ffff00]Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) will finally be able to keep his promise to lower the sea levels[/highlight][highlight=#ffff00]. This will open up more beach front property for us apparatchiks to install our dachas[/highlight].

h. By enrolling so much of the population onto to the agricultural labour rolls, we will invariably [highlight=#ffff00]provide a free education on fundamental civics to those moderates who otherwise might be swayed by the treasonous arguments of the Tea-rrorists[/highlight].

I could continue ad nausea, however, I believe you “get the picture” (to coin the vernacular idiom). You are welcome to further elucidate the kollective on the sophisticated wisdom of Obama-style Keynesian Ekonomics as defended by Herr Krugman.


RuSSh also goes on to lambast Krugmann for his brilliant plan to save the US economy by faking an impending Space Alien Invasion! Now, considering that the science exists that lends credence to the potential existence of a more progressive alien race, it does not seem unlikely that the Party could not conceive and execute such a plan. We have kontrolling stake in the media, and everybody seems to enjoy movies about space alien invasion. Indeed, as the aliens might actually invade to save the planet from human encroachment, many -- especially the university educated -- could easily believe in the threat and be convinced to participate in a defensive build up (ala. World War Two). One must never underestimate the power of the Party and massive government spending!

[highlight=#ffff00]It is apparent to anyone here that is RuSSh who clearly has no idea what it means to be productive!
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President Obama and Michelle Obama Set Example for Shovel-Ready Jobs:



--KOOK

He replayed the brilliant Krugman as endorsing the Keynesian Law of
Ekonomics that states that employing people to dig a ditch and then fill it up
again represents “Productive Employment.” To those mind-numbed, Tea-rrorists
robots to whom RuSSh issues his marching orders to each weekday, Krugman may
appear quite daffed (at least on the surface) to endorse such a notion. Indeed,
RuSSh even points out that the only work where such a thing as digging holes and
filling them in might be connsidered productive is digging graves. Whilst this
is true -- and it gave RuSSh quite a chuckle -- the observation allowed the
self-described “truth detector” to swerve rather close to the CurrenTruth
endorsed by Herr Krugman. And still, as evidenced by his chuckle, RuSSh misses
the deeper wisdom of Krugman's sanction which, upon more sophisticated
examination, shine brightly through.

Thanks, Comrade Raum, for lifting my spirits by reminding me of the dig ditch/empty ditch plan. Not only does our Glorious Administration have a plan for lifting us out of the moross left by Bushitler, but it has a plan to make us all RICH! In fact, I think I'll quit my job tomorrow and start digging ditches......

Shouldn't that the prominently displayed shovel be a Peoples' issued Mosinka rifle, comrade Rahm? LOL...

BTW- How are things progressing in ChicagoLand? Are you in complete control....errr...I meant to say...beloved by the masses yet? The Politburo ™ is expecting you to produce an unlimited number of necroproxy votes for our POTUS next November. I've heard rumors??? that you are rather short of funds to continue this worthwhile and most necessary project..https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/01/cities-too-poor-to-bury-d_n_306702.html..I will definitely put in a good word for you with the Party ™
And mi amigo ,Comrade DF, for the love of Lenin, jam that friggin' signal in ChicagoLand from that bloated, beached whale, El Rushbo! He's nothing but big trouble!

In an NBC /Times poll - 8 out of 10 space aliens agree with Herr Krugman.

We however have intercepted a communique that shows the minority who no doubt
also control the minds of the TEAORRISTS!




Shocking.

Princess Nookie wrote:

He replayed the brilliant Krugman as endorsing the Keynesian Law of
Ekonomics that states that employing people to dig a ditch and then fill it up
again represents “Productive Employment.” To those mind-numbed, Tea-rrorists
robots to whom RuSSh issues his marching orders to each weekday, Krugman may
appear quite daffed (at least on the surface) to endorse such a notion. Indeed,
RuSSh even points out that the only work where such a thing as digging holes and
filling them in might be connsidered productive is digging graves. Whilst this
is true -- and it gave RuSSh quite a chuckle -- the observation allowed the
self-described “truth detector” to swerve rather close to the CurrenTruth
endorsed by Herr Krugman. And still, as evidenced by his chuckle, RuSSh misses
the deeper wisdom of Krugman's sanction which, upon more sophisticated
examination, shine brightly through.

Thanks, Comrade Raum, for lifting my spirits by reminding me of the dig ditch/empty ditch plan. Not only does our Glorious Administration have a plan for lifting us out of the moross left by Bushitler, but it has a plan to make us all RICH! In fact, I think I'll quit my job tomorrow and start digging ditches......

Just remember to fill them in when you're done...