Oh. My. God. Where's Tele? I need Tele! Gimme my Tele!
I want my Tele!
Commissar TheocritusOne of the biggest-selling books, if not the biggest-selling book in Arabic is Mein Kampf. I'd guess that.
If Mein Kampf is the biggest-selling book in Arabic, the most reasonable thing for us progs to do is to write a sequel. It will be for The Greater Good(TM) since it will make us more likable in that part of the world and also refill the Party coffers after Chairman's forays.
Note to self: contact Hollywood Party cell. Advise them to make a big-ass production of Mein Kampf with Soderberg as director and Benicio Del Toro as Hitler. After their smashing success with the Che movie this should be a cakewalk.
Oh, and another book that Saddam would likely give to Obama is, of course, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Note to self: write a sequel to The Protocols of the Elders of Zion and start a franchise. Get marketing tips from Dan Brown and become richer than J.K. Rowling. Go Hollywood. Ridley Scott or Oliver Stone? Stone is a Jew but he's prog enough to toe the Party line. Besides, he's now a freaking Buddhist.
Red SquareRidley Scott or Oliver Stone? Stone is a Jew but he's prog enough to toe the Party line. Besides, he's now a freaking Buddhist.
Definitely Ollie! He is prog enough to cut his own throat, and besides New Unorthodox Buddhism is all the rage with our Femynist systers. As we send them on pilgramages across the world and teach them to cut off their own limbs rather than steady their own feet. Take fast the new husbandry of Government Grant as hyr mind wanders over the oppressed of the world while giving a ticket to servitude rather than independence. Let them serve The Party(TM) right dammit (spit)! And find what more proles we can bring under our grasp! Like the ancient boy-warriors at the Caves of Lascaux, let them be our cannon fodder in the ideological battle to keep the worlds proles at our feet. Get thee to a movie theater systers and praise Seven Pounds... where work is portrayed as the obligatory evil that it is and suicidal sacrifice is the only cure!
Always tell them that they are victims. Because then someone has to mediate, and I'm up for it.
I'd think "The Theory and Practice of Oligarchical Collectivism"
"Lawrence of Arabia - The Sequel"
"Bagdad Bob: Israel, our Brother"
by Saddam Hussein
Saddam Hussein`s fourth and last novel, allegedly finished the day before U.S forces invaded. The novel revolves around a Zionist-Christian conspiracy against Arabs, Muslims and Islam. An Arab army eventually thwarts the conspiracy by invading their enemy's land and destroying two massive towers.
Dear Leader seems to have gone soft with all that silly centrist rhetoric.