Starts kickin at about .22

Comrade Pamalinsky, I feel that this wonderful tune would serve better as bumper muzak for our glorious Kollektive. I don't exactly know WHY, I can just feel it:


And if that tune isn't enough, how about this one?

Steirlitz, I have to tell you, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I posted something from my heart. You posted something from your I dunno know where.

Perhaps we have a misunderstanding. Can you let me know what that is?

For those who are still involved with oldspeak and whose state-issued drugs aren't powerful enough to make them forget the past, my post has been Redacted by the Ministry of Truth. I never thought that such a thing would happen, but it appears that I haven't reeducated myself in a long time. Don't worry, the order form's already submitted.

People's Director Square has informed me that this is a family site, and that my content wasn't 'Family friendly". Sure, it was a bit "adult", but if our komrades in the "more revolutionary" Departments of Education have anything to teach us, it's that kids should know about sex really young. So, I figured that I was in the right, but it turns out that the state knew that I was in the wrong. Oh well, just another symptom of my lack of reeducation. You can read the redaction notice Minitrue has provided below.

And to make sure that Comrade Pamalinsky's Post still matches this one, here are some images:

Naked Bodies (3, in fact):
Dicks Covered With Felt:

A Cucumber:

As for intellectualizing it, it had something to do with Viking Cowboys and Russia.

As for the insult, her mother was a hamster and her father smelled of elderberries.

Ministry of Truth Redaction Notice:

NON-COMPLIANT POST DELETED WITH A SHOVEL OF REVOLUTIONARY JUSTICE

- Red Square

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Partei Genosse Steirlitz - while we may sometimes step over the line in the comments, some over-the-top comments are more over-the-top than others. Please don't forget that this is still a family site.

This content was deleted because it was unnecessarily gratuitous. In some special cases, when gratuitousness can't be avoided, there is a way to hide it with a "Mystery" button in the Editor menu: [img]/images/editor/hide=.png[/img] as I did with your other videos above.

Wow, Steirlitz! Naked bodies, dicks covered with "felt", and, if this wasn't enough, a friggin' cucumber! How original! That's enough to bring out the humor in any living human being if there ever was one. I appreciate your attempt at intellectualizing all this but, frankly, it's only good for a laugh. Which, I guess was your goal all along! Good one!

I do not appreciate, however, your insult of me.

That was very wrong.

GFYS!

Pamalinsky wrote:Steirlitz, I have to tell you, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I posted something from my heart. You posted something from your I dunno know where.

Perhaps we have a misunderstanding. Can you let me know what that is?

Without surgery? How did you get it out? Also was it cancerous?

You know, Comrades, I probably should have preceded my original post with the “prog off” designation, although I'm not sure it would have made that much of a difference.

I did try to do that but I was having major computer problems at the time (which I have since remedied) and, because of it, I left out the purpose of posting this video in the first place.

I posted it because I thought it conveyed an interesting combination of music forms: Jazz, Rap, and a meaningful lyric. I like the jazz, especially the brass, and I do like the lyrics because they actually say something meaningful for a change. And, I like the Rap because it is skillful and honest.

Nice combo. Definitely <prog off>

No what I'm sayin? ; • )

Pamalinsky wrote:You know, Comrades, I probably should have preceded my original post with the “prog off” designation, although I'm not sure it would have made that much of a difference.

I did try to do that but I was having major computer problems at the time (which I have since remedied) and, because of it, I left out the purpose of posting this video in the first place.

I posted it because I thought it conveyed an interesting combination of music forms: Jazz, Rap, and a meaningful lyric. I like the jazz, especially the brass, and I do like the lyrics because they actually say something meaningful for a change. And, I like the Rap because it is skillful and honest.

Nice combo. Definitely <prog off>

No what I'm sayin? ; • )

Is it now....<looks up> Oh, I apologise comrade. Nice melody, is it Tchaikovsky?

Comrade H&L,

If you have to ask me if it's Tchaikovsky, there's really nothing I can say.

Hint: I never said nuthin' ‘bout no Tchaikovsky.

Pamalinsky wrote:Comrade H&L,

If you have to ask me if it's Tchaikovsky, there's really nothing I can say.

Hint: I never said nuthin' ‘bout no Tchaikovsky.

Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake is a beauty with people dancing the waltz under this music. Waltz is simple and everyone.... Wait! What!?! This is not about him?!?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Comrade H&L,

If you have to ask me if it's Tchaikovsky, there's really nothing I can say.

Hint: I never said nuthin' ‘bout no Tchaikovsky.

Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake is a beauty with people dancing the waltz under this music. Waltz is simple and everyone.... Wait! What!?! This is not about him?!?

OK, got it! Korreckt! Yes, Swan Lake is a beautiful thing. I've seen it live in NYC and on TV. What I saw in this video was something similar with quite different parts which, when combined, became a dance. Swan Lake, if you will. They are not the same, of course! The fact that he used this device "Swan Lake" touched me because he wanted to make this a "classic." His attempt was a success or failure based on one's point of view. Maybe it's just me, but I was moved by it.

Pamalinsky wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Pamalinsky wrote:Comrade H&L,

If you have to ask me if it's Tchaikovsky, there's really nothing I can say.

Hint: I never said nuthin' ‘bout no Tchaikovsky.

Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake is a beauty with people dancing the waltz under this music. Waltz is simple and everyone.... Wait! What!?! This is not about him?!?

OK, got it! Korreckt! Yes, Swan Lake is a beautiful thing. I've seen it live in NYC and on TV. What I saw in this video was something similar with quite different parts which, when combined, became a dance. Swan Lake, if you will. They are not the same, of course! The fact that he used this device "Swan Lake" touched me because he wanted to make this a "classic." His attempt was a success or failure based on one's point of view. Maybe it's just me, but I was moved by it.

What is the dance for this one?

Hammer and Loupe wrote: What is the dance for this one?

It's a 2-step. Basically, you take 2 steps and go sit down and talk about politics because you can't dance, have no sense of rhythym, & are kinda fat. I do it all the time, it's the only dance I know. Although you can do the Police dance, where you say the alphabet backwards, touch your nose, and walk on a yellow line.

Comrade H&L asked, "What is the dance for this one?" I think the whole presentation (video) was a dance. If you want to add another one, feel free!

Pamalinsky wrote:Comrade H&L asked, "What is the dance for this one?" I think the whole presentation (video) was a dance. If you want to add another one, feel free!

Is this the dance?

[img]images/clipart/Prog_Off.gif[/img] Some (not all) Comrades,

Did you actually think I posted this video as an extra little “ditty” for your perusal?

I never do that. The lyrics are quite meaningful and, the form they take makes them even more meaningful.

Read the lyrics. They are gorgeous! They mean something!

The author calls this Swan Lake because he knows you will never acknowledge him speaking that way.

I do.