Dear Comrades, Comradettes, dearest Central Politburo Committee™...

As you all know, tomorrow is March, 19. In some places, it's "Father's Day". In some others, those affected by the Opium™ of The People™ (religion), St. Joseph is celebrated.
Thus I ask you, fellow and most equal members, will we be celebrating something? I mean, tomorrow will be St. Iosif, and one of our most Glorious Fathers™ used that name.

I think some sort of mega-double diversity celebration is in order, don't you think?

Hail the cowbell.

i will volunteer to work extra shift in People's beet field.

I think that is a great idea Comrade Katpain. It is always a good idea to give the masses something to look forward to and a celebration in honor of Pappa Joe would fit the bill nicely. We can not heap enough praise on the Man of the People. Can we?

I found an old poster of "Poppa Joe" and to my surprise there was Commodore Snoogie:

What a tender image!

Come on The People™. Let's show the world who's your daddy!

The correct interpretation of St. Joseph is Stalin, Joseph. Last name first, first name last.

Go Joe!