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Comrades,

I'm traveling to Wisconsin tomorrow not really with my fists in the ready to get a little bloody on behalf of the Wisconsin Teacher's Union. They need all the fists they can get. We must all take our fists and help them.

Shake, Shake, Shake,
Shakedown Taxpayers.

Shake, Shake, Shake,
Shakedown Taxpayers.

Bring plenty of toilet paper. You should always bring toilet paper when you pack a suitcase, especially if you're headed for Wisconsin. I doubt the janitors at the capital have replaced the toilet rolls in the bathroom stall in ages.

These GREEDY TAXPAYERS need to be taught a lesson. It's time for a Shakedown.

I'm planning on giving out as many fist sandwiches I can give.

Note to self: Make sure you pack a jar of Vaseline, as your fists might get chapped.

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Just remember Leninka, the governor is Hitler. He is Hitler, not incarnate, but is Hitler.
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The toilet paper is not a problem Comrade Leninka. I happen to know that the Capital's Rest Rooms are in very capable hands. They are graduates of Grigori's School of Rest Room Attendants. At $80K per year plus full benefits these Union jobs were filled very quickly and graduates of the Grigori School were first in line to reap the benefits.

Yes Comrades, the Grigori School was a smashing success. It is my firm belief that we must embrace the Change and show the masses the way to new, proud and profitable jobs here in the 21st Century. The key is Education and who is better qualified than us?

Coming soon to Grigori's School:

Professional Progressive Protesting
Graduates will be guaranteed jobs with the newly formed company's of Rent A Prog and Rent A Progester. No longer will our brave protesters like Leninka have to go it alone. Her fist will be joined by thousands of well paid professionals.

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Agents will be needed for the soon to be formed Federal Enforcement Bureau Of Politeness. FEBOP. HeBop, SheBop, lets Bop our way to prosperity!

Remember:
Learn, on-line, at your own pace and from the comfort of your PC. These high paying Government jobs won't last long, so APPLY NOW...............

PS- I could use some help with the new curriculum's. Ideas for courses and classes would be much appreciated Comrades.

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I'll be there! Madison, Wisconsin teacher worker union strike here we come!
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We have not been paying our teachers enough. This has been common knowledge for many years. Without offering a sufficient wage we can not attract quality individuals into the teaching profession. This is also common wisdom and is stated often. I believe the educators protesting in Wisconsin prove at least part of the above position.

Public education is a form of bureaucracy (nonelective government) and will always seek to sustain itself through exponential growth and funding. Comrades, we have a perfect example of "to each according to his ability to secure a government position". We are duty bound to support them.

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Do it for Paul.

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I've been wondering when you guys were going to show up.

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The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains.
They have a World of Next Tuesday to win."

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The NC Kollective's "Happy Bus" should be arriving shortly. I sent a collection of my best people. They are the finest the People's Republic of North Carolina has to offer. Among the Professional Protesters are the "Tree Wailers" and of course the Viagra Girls. There's even an old timer with a Communist's For Kerry sign.

I would have gone with them, but pressing duties here at the NC Kollective are calling. That pesky South Carolina is making threats again. Dear Leader Kim and the MTE are on hold at the Red Phone.......ah.......Catch you later Comrades,

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I make a decent wage...good benefits...no risking of life or limb.

There are poor people and children but let's worry about people with job security...real smart.

Taxing the rich to help the real poor would be a better sell....

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I'm coming with you too, Leninka. Right after Bruno and I finish doing a rewrite of K. C. and the Sunshine Band's "Shake your Booty."

"Shake, shake, shake, shake your taxpayer." Or is that the melody you had in mind?

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Rasputin, I very much like your idea of Rent-a-Prog and Rent-a-Progtestor. I have an idea. Let's do a j.v. I'll put a Jiffy-Lobo franchise inside every Prog-Mart, and you'll put in ProgPower booths in Prog-Mart too.

"Prog-Mart. Where you can get the inside of your head cleaned out of those noxious sane thoughts. Think like Pelosi again!"

"Prog-Mart. Where you can rent a group of protestors who are guaranteed to be loud, rude, messy, and completely stupid. There is no danger of any cognitive dissonance with a Rent-a-Progtestor."

"Prog-Mart. Get your latest Che gear here!"

"Prog-Mart. Get synthetic urine for those pesky drug tests."

"Prog-Mart. Everything here is built by a union and is therefore more expensive and of lower quality."

And the sign. "Be a Proud Prog and Buy Prog Poop at Prog-Mart!"

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"Wisconsin workers, we support you"

Bwaahahahahaha!!!

You commies crack me up. I mean, you are nothing if not funny. Wisconsin workers, the people in private industry, are getting the shaft from the Union/Democrat political machine taxing them and bankrupting their government - and the machine has the gall to pretend they're the ones that care about the workers of Wisconsin.

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Instead of going to Wisconsin (is that even a real place?) shouldn't we be striving to recreate Wisconsin where ever we happen to be?

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Comrades,

If you know of anyone who is anti union, send me their names and addresses.

We have a volunteer squad of union “information officers “who are able to visit homes personally, and share whatever is necessary to complete their education.


This could be painful but necessary!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Instead of going to Wisconsin (is that even a real place?) shouldn't we be striving to recreate Wisconsin where ever we happen to be?

There's a little bit of Wisconsin Democrat in all of us. It's trying to get out. Maybe another glass of metamucil would help.

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What about a glass of gall and wormwood? Or a heapin' helpin' of stupidity? I saw some of these protestors on Faux Noise, and one woman didn't know how long she'd worked, "Not long" or what her benefits were but by damn she was pissed.

Wunnerful, wunnerful.

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Comrade Whoopie said;"Wisconsin (is that even a real place?)". I've been wondering about that too. Is that where the tornado picked up the house with the little girl and her cute little dog? and the house landed on the evil, wicked Reich Governor?

Prog-Mart Father Prog? Just wunnerful, I'm in. I've been combing the ObamaCare Reform Act, looking for seed money. Would that be under Mental Health or Prog Health? Oh, and I had an idea for Prog-Mart: Voting Booths/Machines? One stop shopping, mental healthcare and voting? All in one convenient location?

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So far, I've gotten three signs painted. Now, I have to figure out how to roll them up and get them into my Stalin issue suitcase, which smells of rotten cactus from when I was down in Arizona with Code Pink.

One sign says: Walker = Hitler. Thank you, Comrade Elliot. Another one says: Tax the Rich. That seems to be the most popular all around slogan right now, and the third one says: Marxists R Us. There's no need to hide in the closet these days with the CPUSA supporting these teachers and Dear Leader.

Now, I've got 3 partial rolls of toilet paper. Don't tell Comrade Red Square, but I pilfered a roll from his private privy.

I still can't get my hands on some Vaseline. All I can find is some thrice used cooking oil in a jar. Oh, well, I hear it's already smelling pretty badly at the Wisconsin capital. If my little fists smell like stale fried beets, I don't think anyone will notice.

Since Global Warming is right around the corner, I'm also packing a bathing suit, just in case I take a detour to the hotel where the Democratic legislators are hiding out. Well, someone needs to give them moral support. Why not me?

Comrade Tooorisky,

I'll get as many names as possible. I may have to use toilet paper to write them down, however. Let's just hope I set those names aside in a place where I won't accidentally, . . . well, never mind.

Comrade Whoopie,

I'm hoping Wisconsin will be recreated everywhere, including Nanski Peloski's California Mansion, and on Hillary's jet. Have you seen the MTE lately? She could use a resurrection, I mean, erection, no, I mean insurrection--sorry, it's hard to think and pack TP at the same time.

Comrade People's Comrade,

I'll do it for Paul.

Comrade Grigori,

I have no doubt I will be well attended in the capitol rest rooms. I just want to be prepared. However, I will be sure to compliment them and praise them for their successful achievements and contributions to the collective of Wisconsin.

New Paradigm,

Don't you worry your progressive little heart, I hate the rich every bit as much as Hitler hated the Juice. Don't you love how ObamaCare has that special sur-tax that kicks in on anyone who makes over one million dollars? He snuck that one right in, and nobody even noticed. A regular bat to the store shop windows--you could call it a regular Kristallnacht, without a single piece of glass being shattered--Dear Leader is a sly one--don't you love it?

Father Prog,

Will you please ask Bruno if he has seen my vaseline? Gees, I can't hang on to anything around here.

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Leninka, I much admire your spirit. You are a True Prog, a Great Prog. Everything you said was entirely entitled and self-centered.

I'm so proud.

Actually if I were you, I'd use J-Lube instead of Vaseline. It's made of renewable materials.

Rasputin, a wonderful idea. We shall make all polling places Prog-Marts. You can go for your HBO--Hate Bush Orgasms. You can buy blow-up dolls of Lord O'Zero and Michael Moore to fellate like a good Prog, although it takes spelunking to divine Moore's teeny weenie in the blubber.

And of course should any sentience arise, there's always Jiffy-Lobo™.

We shall also need Pinkie's Progressive Truth Generator to crank out an endless skein of lies.

Lies-R-Us, perhaps? Right next to the BCI Bank.

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Leninka wrote: New Paradigm,

Don't you worry your progressive little heart, I hate the rich every bit as much as Hitler hated the Juice. Don't you love how ObamaCare has that special sur-tax that kicks in on anyone who makes over one million dollars? He snuck that one right in, and nobody even noticed. A regular bat to the store shop windows--you could call it a regular Kristallnacht, without a single piece of glass being shattered--Dear Leader is a sly one--don't you love it?

Actually Leninka I don't like it. I think people should put their money where their mouth is. Ask me if I want to pay more into my benefits so it will help people out who actually need it and I will say yes.

My problem is you can't expect people to do something you aren't willing to do yourself. Many teachers are hypocrites...ask them to make a sacrifice and they will point the finger and want a cut for themselves.

Hitting the rich to help out people with job security is selfish. We are fine.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Whoopie said;"Wisconsin (is that even a real place?)". I've been wondering about that too. Is that where the tornado picked up the house with the little girl and her cute little dog? and the house landed on the evil, wicked Reich Governor?

Prog-Mart Father Prog? Just wunnerful, I'm in. I've been combing the ObamaCare Reform Act, looking for seed money. Would that be under Mental Health or Prog Health? Oh, and I had an idea for Prog-Mart: Voting Booths/Machines? One stop shopping, mental healthcare and voting? All in one convenient location?

No, Wisconsin is the place where they demand papers from undokkumented workers.

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Comrade Father Prog Theocritus,

Thank for the compliment. But really, there is no made progressive here at the Cube more proggy than you.

Now, back to packing. Where is my kazoo? I wonder if Comrade Fraulein has it. I think she borrowed it from me when we were protesting the Koch Brothers in Arizona.

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New Paradigm,
This whole thing in Wisconsin is not about money, it's about power. The Reich Governor and Nazi Legislature are under the misconception that Wisconsin is a sovereign State and that they have the right to Govern the People of that State. They even think that Wisconsin is part of a Republic.

Nay, this sovereignty of States was just a silly notion of greedy old men. What's important is the fair, common welfare of all the American People and who better to define that welfare than a strong, but equitable and caring central Government? Hmmm, Hmmm?

Leninka,
See one of my Comrades on the NC Happy Bus. I always pack musical instruments with the gang and I'm sure there are several kazoos. You never know when they will spontaneously burst in to a musical number:


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If I may steal a line from Father Prog...

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I suppose I should have said "off" first...

just sayin...

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Oh. My. God. Buffoon, you freaking moron! Do you know what happened when Bruno saw that picture of Buff Moochelle on my screen? It's changed everything.

It was bad enough when he was in his Tico Tico phase. I mean, who wants to see a 6'4" drag queen done up like Carmen Miranda? But add to it this pose. I know, I know, it's a classic bodybuilder pose and I'm all for that.

But now, NOW, Bruno sashays around the Rancho doing his samba and lifting his arm. For some reason it looks like a revue from La Cage aux Folles marching before Mussolini.

Thank you so much. You will be getting a visitation from Pupovich's Talent Shitting Pigeons and my Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbits. Which will infest your house, and lurk in the shadows, hissing through their megadentition "Nuclar! Nuclar! Nuclar!" as they stare at you with their glabrous eyes.

I'll larn you.

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All men are the same, gay or not. All they care about is a girl's body.

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Now that is the most progressive comment I've heard in a long time. Stalin be with you Comrade Leninka as you spread this Truth™.

The most prestigious awards to your accomplishment:

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WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? Image
The teachers need to be back in the classrooms indoctrinating teaching our children how to be good little commies - social justice - union organizing redin, writen & the peoples meth math!

Just goes to show you how much - THE RETHUGLIKKKANS HATE THE CHILDREN!

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Because I care.
(but not quite as much as Pinkie)

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Oh. My. God. Buffoon, you freaking moron! Do you know what happened when Bruno saw that picture of Buff Moochelle on my screen? It's changed everything.

It was bad enough when he was in his Tico Tico phase. I mean, who wants to see a 6'4" drag queen done up like Carmen Miranda? But add to it this pose. I know, I know, it's a classic bodybuilder pose and I'm all for that.

But now, NOW, Bruno sashays around the Rancho doing his samba and lifting his arm. For some reason it looks like a revue from La Cage aux Folles marching before Mussolini.

Thank you so much. You will be getting a visitation from Pupovich's Talent Shitting Pigeons and my Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbits. Which will infest your house, and lurk in the shadows, hissing through their megadentition "Nuclar! Nuclar! Nuclar!" as they stare at you with their glabrous eyes.

I'll larn you.

Seems Bruno has become Pavlov's Drooling Prog?

Saltpeter used to work for me, at least while I still had my Party Member ™ that is.

In lieu of that, one can also counter such visual stimulation ...


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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Oh. My. God. Buffoon, you freaking moron! Do you know what happened when Bruno saw that picture of Buff Moochelle on my screen? It's changed everything.

It was bad enough when he was in his Tico Tico phase. I mean, who wants to see a 6'4" drag queen done up like Carmen Miranda? But add to it this pose. I know, I know, it's a classic bodybuilder pose and I'm all for that.

But now, NOW, Bruno sashays around the Rancho doing his samba and lifting his arm. For some reason it looks like a revue from La Cage aux Folles marching before Mussolini.

Thank you so much. You will be getting a visitation from Pupovich's Talent Shitting Pigeons and my Nano Jimmy Carter Rabbits. Which will infest your house, and lurk in the shadows, hissing through their megadentition "Nuclar! Nuclar! Nuclar!" as they stare at you with their glabrous eyes.

I'll larn you.

Many apologies Father Prog, my intent was to disturb everyone in the collective but you and Bruno.

As for these pigeons and rabbits, my rabid communist Irish feline roommate will surely dispatch them with a swipe here and a pat there. Could you send them later though, he's just eaten and is napping...

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Buffoon, my personal nano Jimmy Carter rabbits and talent-shitting pigeons were raised around Calvin and Hobbes, my two ex-tom cats. They are the ones that survived. Meaning that you are not out of the woods, my old comrade, not by a long chalk.

I have cat-tested nano Jimmy Carter rabbits and talent-shitting pigeons.

But frankly I wouldn't let any feline actually eat a Carter rabbit. The teeth are not only indigestible, but they can work their way through a cat's guts, like a dog eating ground glass. Remember Jimmih's teeth. Those enormous choppers. That gigantic dentation. Those freaking huge incisors.

And that smile, like a raccoon eating fish guts out of a wire brush.

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Castrate, I knew there was a reason that I hold you dear to my leaden heart as a true prog. You have given your all for the Cause.

I personally have not made my junk junk yet, because every time that I consider it, I start to get these strange feelings and the only recourse is a stop at Jiffy-Lobo™. Then I can't remember what upset me.

I wonder if we ought to have a nullification station at Jiffy-Lobo, beside the superheterodyne, phased-array antenna tin-foil hats covered with Pamela Anderson discarded silicone implants.

More and more we need a True Prog-Mart. Where you can get your head scooped out, your dogma du jour beamed directly into what used to be your mind, and your bits put in a jar.

Where you can by synthetic rage by the hundredweight, and have your mind scooped out and your bits put in a jar.

Sounds like socialist heaven to me.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Buffoon, my personal nano Jimmy Carter rabbits and talent-shitting pigeons were raised around Calvin and Hobbes, my two ex-tom cats. They are the ones that survived. Meaning that you are not out of the woods, my old comrade, not by a long chalk.

I have cat-tested nano Jimmy Carter rabbits and talent-shitting pigeons.

But frankly I wouldn't let any feline actually eat a Carter rabbit. The teeth are not only indigestible, but they can work their way through a cat's guts, like a dog eating ground glass. Remember Jimmih's teeth. Those enormous choppers. That gigantic dentation. Those freaking huge incisors.

And that smile, like a raccoon eating fish guts out of a wire brush.

It could get ugly! I've been privy to witnessing the aftermath of a toilet paper roll, box of kleenex and a 72" blind that incurred his wrath... it wasn't pretty I tell you!

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Buffoon, Jimmih Cartah is the definition of ugly.Unlike our freaking wonderful, gorgeous, walks-on-water Lord Ogawdhelpme.

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The Progressive Union thugs members of IL SUPPORT our fellow comrades in WI—who are down for the struggle.




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Comrades!

Keep that drum circle pounding...rant, rant, rant...chant, chant, chant!
If you won't do it For the Children™ do it for The Mime™ and The Miracle of Janesville™.
Light a candle!
Raise awareness!
Wear a ribbon!


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Oh, I just know with all of our ideas put together, that this is going to turn out very well. Watch out, Wisconsin Taxpayers! With help from the proles at the Cube, we're gunning coming for you!

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I have been following the demonstrations in Madison and was wondering where Jodin Morey is. I have commented before how much I admire Jodin:

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Why is Jodin not leading our progressive brethren? He can yap and whine better than anyone else I know.

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Comrade Theocritus,

Must you remind us of the funniest post ever posted on the Cube? This is a time of war, not laughter. Where's your melancholy? Where's your rage? Where's your outrage? Why aren't you up in Wisconsin with your arm around Michael Moore? Is funny the only only thing you have to offer here? Michael Rumpelstiltskin Moore is pounding himself into the ground to save our glorious system from obsolescence, and all you can do is make us laugh? Well, I never.

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Leninka, I am so touched to find that Michael Moore is pounding himself into the ground. In fact, after seeing his touching video about how wealthy America is and all we have to do is get it--this is my philosophy as you know know--I called him to congratulate him on his prescience.

He said, "I'm coming after you, next, Father Prog. I don't think that you're giving me enough respect. After all, I'm the biggest baddest thing on earth, and I can prove it. See the sandwich that I dropped at lunch which is orbiting my waist?

"I know that you're making a killing from your education of the undocumented workers..."

"Hey, wait a minute, Michael! What I'm doing is just helping them into the social services of America, and it's not my fault if 5,356 people with disability and the Loan Star Card have addresses at the Rancho."

"The hell it is! I want that money! It's mine! I'm about to starve!"

"You can go pound sand, Mike."

And with that, I threw one of Bruno's platform mules at Michael.

So it is touching that he did in fact follow my advice and pound sand.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:"The hell it is! I want that money! It's mine! I'm about to starve!"

Father Prog - Did he recommend his new diet?

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Gulag 4 Alfred,

What complimentary portraits of Michael. They make me wonder--perhaps this will catapult him into the running as Dear Leader's Vice President.

Comrade Father Prog Theocritus,

Don't let Bruno anywhere near Michael. He will throw a tizzy if any sand gets into the lining of his shoes, or his purse.

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I'm sitting here all broke heartened because those dadgum Wisconsin Republicans used our own tactics against us. Here's how one gloating thought criminal described it.

One way to think of this is as “reverse reconciliation.” The latter allowed Democrats to pass Obama's health care bill, despite the Senate's normal supermajority (60 vote) antifilibuster requirement, because it was deemed a bill that affected the budget. In Wisconsin, Republicans passed their bill despite the normal three-fifths supermajority quorum requirement because it was deemed a bill that didn't affect the budget. Different rules, same basic trick. Sauce. Goose. Gander.

Mmmm, goose with sauce, sounds yummy.

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Comrades, I am worried. I don't like to drop names, well not here where you lowly proles won't get how great I am. Pardon me. I have some fur in my throat...there. That's better.

Comrade Michael Moore was here at the Rancho de Rio Grande, and I had thought to honor him. I had had the Great Mime here too--Mikael Rudolph--and I wanted to honor him too. I had some balloons made up, "Seig Heil, Mikael!"

And I didn't use them all for the mime. So when Michael Moore came, I decided that he wouldn't get that his name was misspelt; I have little faith in his literacy and also his eyes have not been seen in years. But lo and behold, not only did he notice, he knew who the Mime was!

"Theocritus! WTF! You mean I'm getting sloppy seconds?"

"Hey, Michael, chill out. You've been giving the truth sloppy seconds for years, and that's why we love you so."

"That's!" STOMP! "Not!" STOMP! "TRUE!" STOMP! He kept stomping his enormous Birkenstock-clad feet and things started rattling on the shelves. That was at 11:46:23 local time, or 05:46:23 GMT.

At long last Bruno was worth something; he slipped up behind Michael and stuck him with a syringe of Fentonyl, and Michael was out like a light.

Then we hard all this rubbish about the earthquakes in Japan. What happened?

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Grigori E.R. wrote:New Paradigm,
This whole thing in Wisconsin is not about money, it's about power.


They go hand in hand...it's why the mob loves unions.

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The teachers need to be back in the classrooms indoctrinating teaching our children how to be good little commies - social justice - union organizing redin, writen & the peoples meth math!


Don't worry...they are. Except the "people's math" part...Did you know algebra is Islamic???

I've been asked to teach that...I never got around to it though...it's not like they can fire me.

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Father Prog Theocritus,

"That's!" STOMP! "Not!" STOMP! "TRUE!" STOMP!

My operatives in Japan said the earthquake came in waves:

..pause.."Wave 1"..pause.."WAVE 2"..pause.."WAVE 3"

Probably just a coincidence.

Comrade New Paradigm,
Thank you for teaching our Children. A most noble profession in these troubled days. Kudos my friend.

Is algebra a little too advanced for Public Schools? Is not the People's Math, all that any young Progressive Prole needs or will need when the Progressive World of Next Tuesday arrives?

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I knew it! I knew it! Damn you, Father Prog Theocritus. I had a feeling you were behind this. Look what you've done! The stomping was just the beginning, and you're leaving something out of the story. You know what I'm talking about. When you gave Bruno the syringe, and you casually describe it as Michael Moore going out like a light, you wreaked untold havoc. Out like a light, my big fat derriere. Bruno didn't just sedate him. He caused him to topple like Fatty Arbuckle onto a 90 pound actress. No wonder the quake was a eight point niner.

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Okay, okay, okay, Leninka. I'll cop to it. Yes, I did indirectly cause the Japanese quake. The problem is that I normally keep the syringe loaded with Brunojuice--it's mostly Fentonyl, I'm an idiot spammer and Demerol. It's a lot of each. You see, Bruno is 6'4", built like a linebacker, and is microcephalic. I have to really juice him when he starts wailing for the newest teddie from Victoria's Secret. Not that he wouldn't be the most absurd thing on earth in it.

But sometimes I just have to juice him.

Michael weighs more than Bruno but has a bigger brain. Most of it, it is true, is concerned with finding things to eat, but it's bigger. Bruno's juice was just too much.

So yes, he fell down and there were antipodean seismic shocks. I can say with confidence that if Bruno had an IQ even approaching three digits, Japan would not be 13 feet closer to America today.

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Who knew that placing a syringe into Bruno's hand would lead to all this? On the bright side, it may well have put life back into the mission of the Peloski and the Goracle. After all, they have a planet to save. Maybe Bruno deserves a new pair of sling back pumps, and matching purse, after all. Is he aware of that new peachy-pink color that's supposed to be in right now?

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Grigori E.R. wrote:

..Is algebra a little too advanced for Public Schools? Is not the People's Math...

All people must realize that all we have is due to Allah...it's that advanced!

Now before anyone mentions something silly like Roman aqueducts predating Islam I have to say that...ooops there's the bell!

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Grigori E.R. wrote:

Comrade Grigori,

What is this??! Some cheap, cheesy GLEE rehearsal??! And to think I have shot my T.V. for a lot less than this!

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Comrade Whinny-da-PBUH,

That is an example of my "Progs Gotta Have Fun" project. As Divine Leader I have introduced many such programs to my Kollective. This is the secret of my success here in NC. I am worshiped as a God down here and why? I am a kind and fun God. It's the softer side of Socialism I present. The gang wants to go wail at dead trees, it's OK with me as long as their work quotas are met. My followers want to go to Ohio and do a Flash Mob? They do so with my blessings.

I have the largest percentage of young people of any Kollective I know of. They love me for my guidance, my benevolence. I am their calm port in the storm of life. The output of the NC Kollective is always more than expected. In fact, I have a waiting list of folks looking forward to joining our little Community. How many Kollectives can say that? And yet still I remain...

Your Humble Spiritual Adviser
Grigori

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Oh dear Rasputin, it's all very good to talk about the "Softer side of socialism," but bear in mind that soft socialism is not worth anything. The cure for soft socialism is hard communism. Now I agree that you can say "soft socialism" as birdlime but in your little, tiny, diamantine socialist heart you have to be 110% socialist.

Think, "What would Rahm do?" Then put sand in the Crisco and go to it.

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Of course Father Prog, in due course the CURE will be with us. We all know the hard stuff is coming very soon, but it doesn't pay to turn up the heat prematurely. That frog just jumps out of the pot. Is this not our way?

Have we not put a happy face on Socialism? On Communism? We've been at this for over a half a Century, what's the hurry? That's the problem with these pseudo Socialist's today, they are in such a rush. Most of the current problems the Party is experiencing is due to a lack of patience. Our beloved MTE understands this fully.

Anyway, make that a little, tiny, diamantine socialist heart of 120% Communist. Rahm couldn't hold my Staff of Progressive Righteousness. Rahm is a mere amateur.

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Comrades, Our success in Wisconsin and all this talk of strong communism is almost as good as watching Trumpka get an enema...



They really turn the Hilda Hydro up there towards the end.

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Rasputin wrote:Rahm couldn't hold my Staff of Progressive Righteousness.
Be careful. The last prog who held a staff of progressive righteousness wore a blue dress.

Gennifer Flowers on the other hand indicated that it wasn't much of a handful.

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Ah yes Father Prog Theocritus, dear,dear William. Does the MTE ever mention him? She doesn't ever mention him to me and I'm her Spiritual Adviser. He's hardly ever in the media these days. Has he retired to the never-ever regions inhabited with the likes of Jimahny Cartare?

Commissar Rooster,
That Trumpka fellow is something else altogether. What an amazing Party Tool.

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Red Rooster wrote:Comrades, Our success in Wisconsin and all this talk of strong communism is almost as good as watching Trumpka get an enema...

<OFF> This nutjob is a good reminder why I will never, ever join a union again, and a good reminder of why I quit.

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Inbreeding at its best.

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Rasputin, I fail to see why I could not divine before that you are the spiritual advisor to our dear Many Titted Empress. But I warn you: you'd better have as many lives as your patronymic; never forget how from 1993 to 2001, and the inception of the Bush Terror our MTE would, with her husband, Slick, intone how much they loved people, just before they threw them under the bus.

Ah I do miss them, but not that much. They were just simple Arkansas crooks writ very large. Now we have government by law professors!

From now on I'm going to insist that all my doctors go to the Hannibal Lecter School of Medicine.

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Oh my goodness, my wonderful progs! Cogitatin' all over the place! And, some mighty good cogitation' that is! As simplistic as I might seem, which I seem quite often, I think the solution is "Astroglide!" That way, everything is kept mighty slippery. Isn't that what we're all goin' for here? Hmmm? I used to think things like "manners" and "decorum" greased the wheels of human discourse. Boy, was I wrong! Now, after much targeted propaganda, I have come to know it really IS "Astroglide!" If THAT goes, so they say, ANYTHING goes! Slippery is as slippery does! THIS is the way to rule the world!

You rock, Leninka! As usual! Love your new avatar! Saw you this way somehow. Lovely.

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Yes, riding the fast train to hell on rails greased with Astroglide™ pretty much says it for What's Left of America™, Pamalinsky. Even as Comrade Whinny has intimated graphically.

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But I denounce such thinking!! Astroglide™ may be cheap, but Eros™ could be afforded by all with proper wealth redistribution!

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Holy Perjorative, R.O.C.K. in the USSA!
pjur! $79.99 per! I'm so definitely in the wrong business! Where do I sign?!
Amazing what one can learn on The Cube™! Thanks!

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And, yes, Comrade Whinny does go a bit far in describing our fantasies for the likes of Trumka.

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