Reno, Nevada, Saturday, October 20, 2012

Save N D'Sac advocate Sandra Fluke made an early morning speech in front of a Sac N'Save early Saturday morning, making a case for the collective funding of rubbers, diaphragms, birth control pills, and abortions to thousands ten shoppers who lined up to receive rations of stale donuts and cold coffee.

Her call for them to vote "early and often" (like he sex life) will no doubt help Dear Leader carry the state of Nevada by huge numbers. With one of the highest jobless rates of all the "57 states," paying for Ms. Fluke's birth control tops every Nevada voter's priority list.

To worry about unemployment, national debt, and failed foreign policy seems small and selfish compared to the profound issues like Big Bird, binders, contraception, and Romnesia that drive us fellow-travelers.

Keep up the GREAT Work Ms. Fluke. Not since Cindy Sheehan have we seen such an inspiring example of public advocacy. The Party Leaders will reward you graciously for your selfish selfless sacrifice on the their behalf.

From the The People's Cube archives:

A Fluke? An easy Fluck? May obscurity bring the piece peace.

El Presidente wrote:Keep up the GREAT Work Ms. Fluke. Not since Cindy Sheehan have we seen such an inspiring example of public advocacy.

IS VAGRANT SEX EDUCATION ANYWHERE IN ANY REPUBLICAN BUDGET???
WELL IS IT - NO. Heartless bastards...

FLUKE FORWARD!

Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:

El Presidente wrote:Keep up the GREAT Work Ms. Fluke. Not since Cindy Sheehan have we seen such an inspiring example of public advocacy.

IS VAGRANT SEX EDUCATION ANYWHERE IN ANY REPUBLICAN BUDGET???
WELL IS IT - NO. Heartless bastards...

You are too fast Dear Alfred... or I am too slow!

About a dozen...about 10 people. Maybe 9? Who's counting?

"Sandra Fluke, the woman at the center of a media firestorm earlier this year after Rush Limbaugh called her a “slut,” spoke Saturday in front of about [highlight=#ffff00]10 people[/highlight] at the Sak ‘N Save in north Reno."

https://www.rgj.com/article/20121020/NEWS19/310200053/Fluke-takes-center-stage-Reno

It is a health issue ... Really!

My Dear Comrades,

We must show her the highest respect! She will receive the next NOBEL PIECE PEACE prize!!!

Is discovered anti-Progressive Kapitalist disinformation camaign responsible for only 10 or 9 loyal comrades hearing glorious speech.

Is discovered thousands people told go to "Sack and Shave." Is proof picture:


Is further discovered thousands people told go to "Pack a Box." Is proof picture:



And few dozen people told go to "Snatch a Snack." Is proof picture:



So, reason only few loyal comrades hear glorious speech is fluke.