The Official Hillary for America Woman Card!

It’s here! It’s girly pink! And best of all, it’s free! it will make us feel good about ourselves!

Finally, we women have something we can whip out whenever we feel like it!

It’s none other than the Official Hillary for America WOMAN CARD!™

Play it anytime you feel like a victim. Anytime you feel entitled.

Anytime you feel that an awareness ribbon, a wristband, a picture of yourself holding up a sign with a hashtag on it, or even just baring your boobs in public and shouting expletives isn’t enough to let the whole world know you have rights that only the government can provide!

The right to be a victim. The right to be entitled. The right to free stuff. The right to be treated exactly like men, except when we want to be treated like women.

Behold those big letters—W and C—right next to the universal symbol for a women’s restroom. Take it to any restroom you want, and never wait in line again!* Check out the black band that makes it look as if you can slide it anywhere, even the New York subway, and feel empowered!

How do you get the Woman Card? It’s easy! Go to Hillary’s campaign site and if you want her to deal you in, just tell her what you’re willing to stake and sha-zam! She’ll deal you a card and you’ll get to play it!

But that’s not all. When you apply for The Official Hillary for America Woman Card™, you’ll also receive a lifetime subscription to daily FREE e-mails from Hillary’s campaign! Each and every e-mail will be chock full of valuable, helpful information on how you can continue to help Hillary play the Woman Card. Additionally, every e-mail will be personalized with your name, so you can feel smugly secure knowing you’re not just another nameless, faceless voter with a seemingly endless supply of money to donate, or if you happen to be dead, an endless supply of ballots to cast.

Get your Woman Card today and start playing it—and feel good about yourself!
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*Valid only if you don’t intend to actually use the toilet. Restrictions and blackouts may apply. See back of card for details.



 

Commissarka Pinkie

...you’ll also receive a lifetime subscription to daily FREE e-mails from Hillary’s campaign!
Let's also throw in a lifetime subscription of the POOR ME magazine, with every issue having a different face of Hillary and a list of the latest offences and microaggressions to watch for.

Also, a MAN CARD - for your emasculated husbands who will be able to produce it every time someone questions their manhood, as well as for those of you whose self-identification as a male isn't fooling anyone unless you reach into your pants and whip out - you guessed it - the MAN CARD!



 

She-zam! Will the nightmare never end? I guess it's never too late to start doing drugs.
 

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That card won't fit in my purse!
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You know I want one...
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Red Walrus

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I see Komrade Walrus has been enjoying the new Agitprop Production lectures that they're doing at Party Bureaus now.
 

**FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE** Trigglypuff has announced she is offering a limited edition print entitled Drumstick holding Drumstick.
* Apologies - Would the powers that be make sure this post ends up in the Arts and Theatre Section of the Cube.
 

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1. Collect all the required Hillary artifacts
2. Arrange them in the korrekt order
3. Initiate the sequence...


 

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Cora is sweet on our Ivan the Stakhanovets!
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Comrade Putout wasn't joking when she

I didn't know who this picture represented until I looked it up.



Comrade May - use the "link" button more often please!
 

And anyway, what happened to the traditional role women have always played in our culture?


 

Red Square

And anyway, what happened to the traditional role women have always played in our culture?

[OFF]

3 Things:

Alimony
Women's Studies
Third Wave A.K.A. Turn The Marxism Up To 11 Feminism
 

Red Square

Commissarka Pinkie

...you’ll also receive a lifetime subscription to daily FREE e-mails from Hillary’s campaign!
Let's also throw in a lifetime subscription of the POOR ME magazine, with every issue having a different face of Hillary and a list of the latest offences and microaggressions to watch for.

Also, a MAN CARD - for your emasculated husbands who will be able to produce it every time someone questions their manhood, as well as for those of you whose self-identification as a male isn't fooling anyone unless you reach into your pants and whip out - you guessed it - the MAN CARD!

Man_Card_Certificate.jpg As Hillary would say (or maybe only as Elizabeth Warren should say), don't leave the reservation without it.
 

Show that card to your publisher and they'll have to stop paying you seventy cents on the dollar, Pinkie.
 

I just updated the lead image above to spell "Womyn Card."

Now, for historical preservation purposes, I'd like also to post the text version of the list of tasks required to be completed in order to become a full-fledged womyn:

The Official Hillary for America Womyn Card
Punch each task as achieved

1. Speak in a shrill, affected voice.
2. Disheveled appearance, pantsuits, hairy armpits
3. Suspect every man of wanting to rape you, keep a list
4. Memorize a few paragraphs of incoherent feminist word salad
5. Exercise condescension, eye-rolling
6. Make others walk around you on eggshells
7. Accuse every man of being a sexist chauvinist pig, get even
8. Wear at least 20 awareness ribbons
9. Manipulate others by bringing up their privileges
10. Get a lifetime subscription of Poor Me magazine
11. Start every day by telling yourself you are a victim

 

Red Square

I just updated the lead image above to spell "Womyn Card."

Now, for historical preservation purposes, I'd like also to post the text version of the list of tasks required to be completed in order to become a full-fledged womyn:

The Official Hillary for America Womyn Card
Punch each task as achieved

1. Speak in a shrill, affected voice.
2. Disheveled appearance, pantsuits, hairy armpits
3. Suspect every man of wanting to rape you, keep a list
4. Memorize a few paragraphs of incoherent feminist word salad
5. Exercise condescension, eye-rolling
6. Make others walk around you on eggshells
7. Accuse every man of being a sexist chauvinist pig, get even
8. Wear at least 20 awareness ribbons
9. Manipulate others by bringing up their privileges
10. Get a lifetime subscription of Poor Me magazine
11. Start every day by telling yourself you are a victim

12. Insult Secret Service members
 

$.$. Halliburton

Show that card to your publisher and they'll have to stop paying you seventy cents on the dollar, Pinkie.

 

O.K., I'll give you a hint. It's the WOMEN'S CARD you jerks! What is the matter with you people?"

 

Komissar al-Blogunov

Wait! Does this mean the Gay Card just got moved to back of the line? Has the prophecy of Pamalinsky come to pass? For she has foretold it...

"If Kommissarka Pinkieknew about this she would blow a gasket! Haven't you forgotten something? Hmmm?

O.K., I'll give you a hint. It's the WOMEN'S CARD you jerks! What is the matter with you people?"

I offer this for inclusion into the People's Indoctrination Books to be titled as "Standardized Giving of Thanks to Prophets of Red Revolution":

Most Holy [INSERT-NAME-HERE], Prophet of Revolutionary Ideals, we worship thee. We honor thee, for thou hast brought to us a divine truth from Marx himself. You are holier than us, for the spirit of Marx only resides within the souls of the Truly Revolutionary. We bow before thine feet and petition thee for more of the divine truths that may flow from thine mouth. If we are Red enough for thine holy spirit, then may the Communist truths of which you have shown to be full of be presented unto us, and may our small minds revel in their boundless majesty. However, if we are too impure for thine holiness, or if we have insulted thine prophetic presence, then may we be besmerched and cast off to the demons of Capitalism. For we are the salt of the Communist Earth, and if we become tasteless though Capitalism, then we cannot become tasteful once more in Communism.
 

Trigglypuff!



And here is Trigglypuff beatng the drum for social justice


 

Red Square

And here is Trigglypuff beatng the drum for social justice

Direktor Red Square,

What Trigglypuff lacks in stamina she more than makes up for in enthusiasm. The evolutionary accent of this fine creature has blessed her with perfectly formed drumsticks and cursed her with what Steven Chowder would describe as blood like pudding. The lack of effectiveness of a SJW who gets so easily winded performing the simplest of sharp-tongued diatribes falls squarely on the shoulders of the bigots in the Medical Community. Their shortsighted ban on human cloning prevents Trigglypuff the means to form a tag team of monumental proportions represent herself effectively and still maintain a body image desirous to men with a particular bent size-wise.

Comrade Biff
 

We got it First!

http://www.ammoland.com/2016/05/hillary ... z47aPfxi3O

Just like the golden days of Laika and the space race...
 

$.$. Halliburton

Show that card to your publisher and they'll have to stop paying you seventy cents on the dollar, Pinkie.

Comrade Halliburton has instigated an independent <spit> thought (I suppose we should both report for re-education, or at least a Jiffy-Lobo)...

If a TRANNY throws the Womyn card, can his/her rations be cut to 73% on the spot?
 

I like the wine bottle graphic! My wife actually buys me retro pinup girl calendars. Do I have a great wife or what!? She was the head cheerleader in high school. She was daffy then . . . and she's daffy now. And Polish. Mmmm Mmmmm cabbage rolls . . . .
 

So now that madam (Aspiring) chairwoman (Am I supposed to capitalize that?) Hillary the great cheater, hoaxster, politician is to become the Democrat (Socialist) Nominee and the Capitalist Pig Trump the Magnificent is the GOP nominee (He was supposed to lose you know) for the position of Supreme Leader do we celebrate that or wait for the beet wine to age?
 

Through the miracle of the focused beam of the Vagatron, MTE is now able to communicate with the gender deficient a previously inaccessible segment of the population. Scientists within the Women's Studies Community claim it translates negative portrayals of Hildebeast into an easily digestible narrative that can be used to further Fighting for Hillary Us.
 

Biff Henderson

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Can we say "cock-eyed" in any reference to any female associated with slick Willy?
 

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Biff Henderson

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Can we say "cock-eyed" in any reference to any female associated with slick Willy?
The Current Truth™ holds that genitalia-prefaced desire is to be hoped for. MTE is associated with Slick Willy and she's cock-sure about her heart's desire. Apologies to the non-non-binary reader who might be flummoxed by the mixed jargon of this post.
 

I must forward a message:
Dear Peoplescube--Hillary is no woman, I'm an expert on this topic. Sincerely, Bill C.
 

Biff Henderson

Vagatron.jpgThrough the miracle of the focused beam of the Vagatron, MTE is now able to communicate with the gender deficient a previously inaccessible segment of the population. Scientists within the Women's Studies Community claim it translates negative portrayals of Hildebeast into an easily digestible narrative that can be used to further Fighting for Hillary Us.Could you mean Vegetron since its brain dead?