509th BobKomrades, I liberated your "Che is Dead" concept, and displayed it for the glorious edification of the masses at the Gathering of Eagles III, in Washington, D.C. on September 15, 2007. A number of the proletariat asked, and I have advised them to visit your site. Check out Victory Caucus and you will see the People's sign (properly attributed) under the caption "My favorite sign."
Marc Fisher at Washingtonpost.comIn the crowd, many veterans wore caps and insignias from their service in Vietnam, while others held signs such as "Che is Dead, Get Over It", "Traitors Go to Hell," and "Thank you, Vietnam Vets. You Saved My Family."
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Great Stalin's GhostComrade Che will never be dead as long as he can be marketed to pampered, delusional, rich armchair radicals whose brains are permanently stuck in a Philip K. Dick-like alternative (non-digital) 1960s tape loop reality where they get to follow The Dead (aren't they dead too?) around the country, hitchhiking from love-in to concert to concert to love-in, remaining stoned at all times, loving everyone except those who dare disagree with them.
Premier BettySummer of Love 2007? Eewww... where the hell did that take place, because we need to firebomb it.
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Commissar PupovichI just came from the cafepress thread and went to see some of the other shirt sites... simply amazing, but I suppose the koolaid drinkers from CodePink, Answer etc have to have their garbage made somewhere. Saw one "Summer of Love 07." That really hit me since I have been saying for a long time that a lot of this is a bunch of aging hippies re-living their "glory" years.
PinkieI say this is a much more accurate test of who's smarter and has better sense, than some convoluted, byzantine hooey where the guinea pigs are pecking at M's and W's on a keyboard.
Chairman M. S. Punchenkoyour father was life-long loser, welfare leech and drunkard
Premier BettySummer of Love 2007? Eewww... where the hell did that take place, because we need to firebomb it. I mean... We need to firebomb it because we can't have our useful idiots making <shudder> aged flabby love to each other, we need them out on the streets protesting during the weekdays when the opposition is *snicker* working. <laughs hysterically>
Comrade HasanKomie News Network:
Commissar PupovichDid you notice this?
Comrade HasanKomie News Network:
Commissar PupovichWould I be sexist or any way non-progressive if I were to say that you are looking particularly lovely tonight Tsarvena? Of course I may just be so the only females I see are the Hillary, Nancy, and a dolphin.
Commissar PupovichHmmmm, must the Pup come in as a science adviser once again? Surely I am due a raise in my vodka ration. Sadly, your theory will not "hold vodka" comrade. First, the solar power collectors would not add to the heat from the sun arriving on Mars, and if anything, the presence of said rovers would reflect a miniscule amount of sunlight. But more damaging to the theory you espouse would be how to account for the global warming found on the other planets in the solar system?
Commissar PupovichI will take that as a comeradely word of soviet support, comerade Pupovich. By the way, you yourself seem to have a certain healthy shine in your coat tonight.
RedtheProgressiveFoxRegardless if the Rovers actually did any damage or not, they still need to be taxed. I think that a modest 75% will be good.
Commissar PupovichWe have the technology, we can rebuild the pigeon, faster, stronger....
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