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The People's Dating Service

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As a public service to our lonely fellow travelers the People's Cube offers a dating service.
This month's catch of the day listings...

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Interests: Blogging, gaming, skateboarding, activism.
Enjoys long walks on the beach, cuddling and whatever.

Image Maureen, age 40ish, spinster.
Interests: Shouting, raving.
Enjoys sitting around staring at the walls and silently brooding.

Image Sheila, age 58, divorced 6 times.
Interests: Primal scream therapy, getting even.
Enjoys washing her 20 cats, getting and giving enemas.

Image Yolanda, age 20 something, got her own crib.
Interests: Pie, cake, pizza, social activism.
Enjoys painting her toes, smoking blunts and drive-bys.

Image Lonesome Bob, age 56, no known address.
Interests: Drinking, acting out, resisting arrest.
Enjoys taking stuff, scaring tourists, panhandling.

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How would I connect with Comrade Yolanda? I enjoy creating drunken wormholes, have a large collection of weapons, my own bunker, and the ability to alter the space/time continuum. Plus Retroactive Continuity and the Historical Dialectic tell me that she will take interest in my advances.

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Colonel - you forgot to mention all your multiple Inner Comrades that could keep her company in case you yourself, for whatever reason, get burned out.

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Comrade Red Square, I feared had I done that she may have been overwhelmed. I figured to start easy. Show her the bunker, let some of her friends check out the hardware for their nightly drive by, maybe take her on a nice little drunken wormhole walk somewhere, and so on. If that wasn't doing the trick, then perhaps she could meet Inner Comrade #23 (There is no problem that cannot be solved through the proper application of bribes and contraceptives...)

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:As a public service to our lonely fellow travelers the People's Cube offers a dating service.
This month's catch of the day listings...
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Comrade Whoopie,
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Excellent post
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You have rendered a great service to our fellow Progressives that supports efforts made by other equally-progressive Progressives-- such as the esteemed daughter of Susan Sarandon who helped "Rock the Vote" with videos cautioning young Americans against certain romantic activities (I speak euphemistically, of course) with "Republicans" or "Tea-Baggers" or "Conservatives."
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In the spirit of your effort to serve the Progressive agenda of maximizing social interaction among Progressives, I'm adding a picture of several elegibile females who deserve to be included in your Dating Service for Progressives:
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--Gorbels Cube

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I have look at very little mens on offer... why the womens only to get the two choices? (I am not of complaining but just doing the ask) and although the Big Glasses Brandon is to be of some interest - I am having a strange attraction to little tattoo on arm - could it be part of '666'? - I am of deciding to be keeping of the Misha but many of the thanks for the considering of the lonely Cube peoples.

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Connecting with fellow Progs is most progressive! Where is the location to sign up? As you might have heard, dear beloved late Mr. P is indeed, late, aka deceased, which mean I myself am amongst the availables. Although, I have had no interest in "moving forward", I do see Lonesome Bob as quite the 'hunk', is he not?

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Age 50ish-ish Has newly renovated "digs" in the gulag, suitable for 2 1/2.
Interests: Conversationalist specialist. Likes long walks along gulag fence.
Enjoys: Making Beet-Goat Gonad soup; keeping attractive for her male companion, good cigars.

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Well then Fraulein, you'll need to gussy up for the hunt. Nothing uplifts a girl's self esteem better than a new bra. And the People's Dry Goods Store has a wide selection in your very size.

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I will avert my eyes from private unmentionables (!!) but thanks for the heads up the hint the suggestion. I will do a wee bit of browsing (perhaps a girdle and new shoe? I wonder if there's a gulag podiatrist? Dang, I should have posed my airbrushed photo!)

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I denounce this topic as discriminatory for not including sheep, goats and other equal (even if currently separate) potential mates.

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I denounce your denouement, Comradess Mi . . . Lonesome Bob is an old goat if I ever saw one!

But you do have a glorious point, for I am sure that our comrades in San Franfreako Francisco might be adoring of sheep, goats or other beloved pets.... and there's nothing wrong with that. Love is equal love no matter who what it's with!

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I denounce your denouement, Comradess Mi . . .

I denounce you, tovarisch Pulloskies, for using a gender-specific address -- male or female, we are all good comrades.

(Your guessing the gender wrong compounds your guilt a little bit too.)

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I denounce comrade mi for being of the male persuasion and having a kitty cat as his avatar! It is un-becoming and I demand The Party revoke his state-issued Man Card immediately. I can see how Fraulein Pulloskies was confused.

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You better watch out Chairman Meow, or General Mousey-Tongue will rip off your dangly bits and use them for playtime

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Well said, un-gender specific Comrade Solidarity 9-6347, my shovel ready compatriot. We seem to have too many un-genderized Comrades running around to keep up with. If offense is taken for gender mistakes and misspeaks, one could consider gender specificness or acceptance of being a trans-gender- unspecified- avatars.
In any case, Comrades and Comradess, all are Progs of most progressiveness and equality.
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Commissar Star, ripping off anyone's dangly bits is uncalled for agressiveness and certainly does not meet the fairness of equality standards, much less, using them for "playtime". I am aghast (and giggling at the same time)!


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I denounce this so-called “dating service” if only because I've tried it before and ended up with nothing but losers! As if I can't find them anywhere else. Why, I need look no further than the likes of Whoopie or Colonel 7.62.

All I want from a man are flowers, a box of chocolates, and a good time that doesn't end in jail or at a People's Walk-In Clinic. Is that so much to ask?

Brandon? You fixed me up with him two years ago. He showed up on our first date reeking of Calvin Klein's “Desperation”, gave me a bouquet of wilted dandelions going to seed, and a bag—not a box, a BAG of chocolates that he'd already ripped into, because he said he got hungry on the way over to my hovel. Then he took me out to dinner at a chili-dog stand outside The Home Depot. He wouldn't even make out with me unless I removed my red headscarf and put my hair in a bun like Captain Janeway, and yelled out stuff like, “Brandon, engage! Brandon, energize! Brandon, maximum firepower!” but you might say he could never find his way out of the Delta Quadrant. Later I caught him “assimilating” with some skinny blonde who was all legs and torpedo boobs and had a Bluetooth attached to the side of her face. She completely took over the show at that point and I dumped him, but not before I whacked them both with my shovel.

And don't get me started on Lonesome Bob. You know that's not HIS real name, don't you? That's just the name he gives to his—well, that's the name he gives to it. At least he didn't forget the box of chocolates, even if I had to wait until we got to the movie theater, where he bought me an eight ounce box of Milk Duds from the concession. Thought he was a big spender for it and expected me to put out accordingly. Try doing that in the backseat of a Prius. I had to take off my boots before I could fit my feet through those loopy handstraps between the side windows.

As for the available women listed here, I don't know why any comrade would want to even look at them when they have me, Pinkie, right here! I'm attractive, I'm available, I'm affectionate, and I enjoy digging long ditches on the beach at sunset, cozy evenings at home enjoying HBO, and long lazy days in government waiting rooms. I'm looking for a comrade who can dig fast and deep, and has his own EBT card and can pick up his own government check. I want a man who, like me, took The Pledge to have sex only with Democrats. That means no teabaggers, GW deniers, or bitter clingers. Resemblance to Brad Pitt a huge plus.

You should all be shooting yourselves over me—well, maybe not that, since I abhor guns and gun violence. At the very least, you should all be drawing straws over who should have me.

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Solidarity 9-6347 wrote:I denounce comrade mi for being of the male persuasion and having a kitty cat as his avatar! It is un-becoming and I demand The Party revoke his state-issued Man Card immediately. I can see how Fraulein Pulloskies was confused.
I denounce Comrade 9-6347 for denouncing Comrade mi without first filing proper form QSO 66.6a

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Pinkie Darling, you do realize that I open a wormhole to your kitchen every night and deposit a box of Belochka chocolate with a single red rose? You are at time Coordinate 144.5, correct?

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:
And don't get me started on Lonesome Bob. You know that's not HIS real name, don't you? That's just the name he gives to his—well, that's the name he gives to it. At least he didn't forget the box of chocolates, even if I had to wait until we got to the movie theater, where he bought me an eight ounce box of Milk Duds from the concession. Thought he was a big spender for it and expected me to put out accordingly. Try doing that in the backseat of a Prius. I had to take off my boots before I could fit my feet through those loopy handstraps between the side windows.
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I am most disheartened and discouraged! Lonesome Bob. The man of my dreams? Next you'll be telling us, he has no fancy gulag "digs"? He reminded me of dear beloved late Mr. P (especially that back seat thing. woohoo!) but now, I'm not so sure? What's a girl to do? I did at least expect Hershey Double Size milk chocolate.


How can I fill a "proper form QSO 66.6a" when I did not know of such form! AAAAKKK! A most distressing day.... I need vodka. Oh, wait, umm, what I mean to say, is it's time to return to work in the beets fields and forget such foolish talkings!

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I have look at very little mens on offer...
Are you sure #3 isn't a man? Cuz I'm not.

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Solidarity 9-6347 wrote:I denounce comrade mi for being of the male persuasion and having a kitty cat as his avatar!
Although I admire and commend your implicit suggestion, that one's gender is mere persuasion, changeable (almost) as easily as an avatar (except in the homo- to heterosexual direction), I hereby reject your denouncement as wrong, invalid, void, and without merit.

That cat has most visible whiskers, which are neither waxed nor lasered off, as a female comrade might do to herself (after surrendering to the bourgeoisie standards in a moment of weakness).

I fail to see, how that avatar could have any more pronounced male characteristics without being obscene...

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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I have look at very little mens on offer...
Are you sure #3 isn't a man? Cuz I'm not.

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I see you and I don't shop at the same Wal-Mart.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:

How can I fill a "proper form QSO 66.6a" when I did not know of such form! AAAAKKK! A most distressing day.... I need vodka. Oh, wait, umm, what I mean to say, is it's time to return to work in the beets fields and forget such foolish talkings!
Relax Comrade. Such forms are only for the Proles when denouncing their betters. Besides, all Commissars are Entitled(TM) to free Retroactive Continuity and one wormhole trip per week to correct any errors. Although we can't promise the wormhole will function fully as advertised.

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wheeeee, do I feel mostfeel much better, dearest comrade!

And if I may address, the male or unmaleness femaleness of lovely photo - does it matter?! If we are all equal, we are all sexually equal in desireousness of sexualness, are we not? I too, assumed this was a male and I denounce myself for it! It does not matter and for it to matter, indicates prejudices.
Now, I have a headache and will return to the beet field for a cool vodka beet tea.

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mi wrote:
I fail to see, how that avatar could have any more pronounced male characteristics without being obscene...

I share your victimhood Mi. I myself struggled to overcome the assumption that I must be a female because my name seems vaguely similar to Whoopi Goldberg. And poor Czar Czar, everyone looks at his avatar and only sees the female escort he hired for the photo shoot.

I thought the Revolution had put all this gender identity clap-trap behind us.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:I share your victimhood Mi.
Most excellent, comrade! Now we can ask the Party for increased rations of alcohol and beets, as well as establishment of the "Victims of Gender Misunderstanding Month".

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
mi wrote:
I fail to see, how that avatar could have any more pronounced male characteristics without being obscene...

I share your victimhood Mi. I myself struggled to overcome the assumption that I must be a female because my name seems vaguely similar to Whoopi Goldberg. And poor Czar Czar, everyone looks at his avatar and only sees the female escort he hired for the photo shoot.

I thought the Revolution had put all this gender identity clap-trap behind us.

hummm, I was sure I had made groveling apologies for that misnomer, but pray to Obama, how's a Prog to know? And who knew Czar Czar was the devoted creature and not the voluptuous femininity? (and don't deny it, I know others were so fooled!) So, I'll denounce myself again but I do expect an extra ration of vodka... and for some Progs to be not so Avatar Sensitive ™. seeesh

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I call for a commission to investigate the rising rate of Gender Misunderstanding, and a campaign to raise Awareness(TM) of this matter!

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I was sure I had made groveling apologies for that misnomer
Once you find yourself on the receiving end of the denouncement by a collective, a simple single self-denouncement is not going to help -- members of the collective will keep pounding you for fear, that, if they don't, they'll be viewed as your sympathizers.
Although you will not survive in either case, your family might be spared, if you fully disarm yourself before the Party.
Those raised by the character-building collectives of the glorious USSR, know this very well...

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My apologies to Colonel 7.62, mi, and the rest of the collective. I failed to realize that comrade mi was more equal than I by 4 months. Therefore I denounce myself for not following proper Party protocol.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for my first date with that bomb-shell Sheila. I'm hoping that it's a female, but if not, that's okay too - who am I to discriminate? I'm planning on taking her/him/it to a No-Nukes rally and then its off to see a special showing of "Cats". Afterwards, I think I will try to sweet-talk her into coming back to my dacha so I can show her my Taepo Dong rocket, if you know what I mean. (I think we'll hold off on the enemas, for now). Eat your hearts out, comrades! Thanks People's Dating Service!

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Comrade Whoopie! Your evenings shall be forever blessed with beet flavored Starburst © and extra carbon credits! Its seems many are seeking the equal link to this Smorgasbord of Progressive Ugliness Bumpin'!

I seek! I seek!

I must start by stating that I stand in solidarity with Lonesome Bob and denounce Commissarka Pinkies ungratefulness for the Milk Dud gift and free yoga lesson! Lonesome Bob saved for three years and denied six youngun's a high school education to indulge your silly picture show outing!

Until super secret link is disclosed by Comrade Whoopie, I humbly submit my Peoples Dating Service ™ ad...

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call me Pinkie...

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What a pathetic bunch of females from which to pick from. I've seen better looking faces on iodine bottles. These chicks on display here would make a train take a dirt road. I bet if any of these choices walked into a bank they'd turn off the cameras.

It's a good thing I'm off the market........Pinkie, had her shot at some snoogie woogie action in the past but she blew it. She rambled on that I don't listen or something like that, I don't really know though, because I really wasn't paying attention at the time.
But the bottom line she had a chance for a major snoogsgasm and an alternative energy woogums delivered afterglow and she rejected my amorous advances.

So of course I went hunting elsewhere for some true proggie lovin from the female of the species.

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That's right Pinkie......Me and Charlena is still a going concern. I hope you don't embarrass yourself at another snide remark directed toward my persona like you did last time I showed you Charlena's beautiful visage. It's obvious you regret passing up your chance for some snoogie time.

Pssst........Pinkie, Charlena got accepted at Berkley for a major in Underwater Basket Weaving. Looks like I will be all alone for awhile until summer break. Not that I would want you to come over or anything like that, say Friday night 9:00 P.M? I've taped Keith Olberman, boy what a talent.

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You're still with Charlena, Snoogie? That's right, I remember her. She used to hang out in my grandmother's bathroom all the time with a roll of toilet paper under her skirt.
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Superkommissar Maksim wrote:
Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I have look at very little mens on offer...
Are you sure #3 isn't a man? Cuz I'm not.

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Ahhhh... many thanks Supercommissar Maksim for helping me to understand western clothing way. I never to be sure if women who to dress like mens are womens or the mens, or womens dressing like the mens, or mens with man boobs dressing like the womens who like to dress like the mens. Sometime the western dress coding is to make for confusion on me who is much used to the womens wear the burkha and the mens never to do unless they to be undercover in freedom fighting causes.

But now that I am to looking more carefully I am to seeing the hands in pocket of Comrade Sheila and of knowing he/she is only playing with self so as to add more enjoyment on face so as to make for good foto.

As for the Comrade Mi and facial hairs and Comrade Whoopie who has name like the Whoopie Goldberg or even the Czar Czar who has much endowed companion, it is most hoping that I never to be confused for husband since I have not to be submitted to bourgeoisie standards or Obooboocare torch blow job treatment. I am of understanding that confusion may be of my gender because I not to hide under burkha anymore and still have the many facial hairs but so as not to cause confusion I have the added MRS to name. Not that to be of confusion has anything wrong with that.

Pinkie, have you to know they now to make chocolate from the milk of camel and it is of most exquisite texture and smoothness? I will to be sending Misha with lovely box of chokolate to your hovel this afternoon. Hope for you to enjoy both the chocolate and the Misha who is most attracted to womens who wear the hair curtain of any kind.
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My Comrades

THis gender business is very disconcerting.

Just to prove to you that I have nothing to hide.

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Comradess Mrs. Al, I was under impression that dear Misha was to help with beet gathering in field yesterday. I waited and waited and wearied of waiting for his glorious, sweating sinewed magnificence to assist in beet maintenance. A chocolate would have been a nice addition....

Comarde Obamugabe, I hope retrieval of wandering snake was successful. What a terrible bite that would have been.

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Fraulein, you had sent him back to me, are you of forgetfulness? Poor Misha has been sweating so hard in beet field digging and digging in pushing and pulling I was of only being of consideration for him.

I am certain that should Pinkie not to be of need of his services he will be of returning to you.

In meanwhile, would you be of liking to have assistance of Sergey?

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Pinkie; you wear boots? Somehow I always pictured bare feet so roughly textured you could walk on fire with them charming and feminine, yet sensible shoes.

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Speaking of gender misunderstanding, I recently bought myself a used pink Volvo and my neighbors are now giving me funny looks, as if I'm some sort of a sissy. I have no idea why. I'd like to raise their awareness and protest this mysterious stigma, but I can't decide which bumper sticker to use for that. Any suggestions?

Here's how pretty it looks like on the inside.

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MY OTHER CAR IS PURPLE!

(Good to see the steering wheel on the right - evidently, the Party's leadership is already more like Europe.)


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Red Square, wasn't your last car pink too? Maksim posted a picture of it (a Zaporozhet) back in 2008.

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Well, regardless, here are some bumperstickers that may work for your new ride...

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Pinkie,

Would you say I look like Brad Pitt?

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FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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No, O'Brien, I would not say you look like Brad Pitt. I would say you look like Beeker from The Muppet Show.

However, you can take heart in the fact that you're a step ahead of the others. At least you ask me ahead of time if you look like my darling Braddikins, unlike all the other losers who insist in their personal ads that they look like him and expect me to take their word for it. I can't tell you how many times I've fallen for that. When I finally meet them, they only look like Brad Pitt as leering sexagenarian Benjamin Button in the Murmansk hotel elevator.
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Then they bore me all through dinner with stories like, "Did I ever tell you I've been whacked with a shovel seven times? Once when I was just sittin' in the back seat o' my pink Volvo tryin' to score with my date. 'Nother time when I was playin' 'Commissarka, May I?' and forgot to say, 'may I'."

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Here is my car comrades, 100% carbon free!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:No, O'Brien, I would not say you look like Brad Pitt. I would say you look like Beeker from The Muppet Show.

What if you look from this angle and squint?
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WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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O'Brien wrote:
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:No, O'Brien, I would not say you look like Brad Pitt. I would say you look like Beeker from The Muppet Show.

What if you look from this angle and squint?
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WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

I think I found a subliminal message.

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Unless of course this is what you were driving at comrade.

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Maybe it's the nose, but from that angle and that closeup, O'Brien, now you look like Chedoh.

And no, Chedoh, you don't look like Brad, either.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Maybe it's the nose, but from that angle and that closeup, O'Brien, now you look like Chedoh.

And no, Chedoh, you don't look like Brad, either.

Are you sure? That's not what dear leader said.

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You misunderstood him. He said you leave a BAD feeling in the PIT of his stomach.

I've also heard from your previous lovers that you leave a gritty orange residue on the bed sheets . . . as well as other places.


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She is never gonna win "guess where this finger has been" if she gives away the answer so easy.

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Leave it to Chedoh, Living LaVelveeta Loca. Or was that Living Levitra Loca?

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Here is a noble Olympia Collective protester and Peace Activist ™


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Oh, Lenin, how much redistributed lovin' I'm missing out on!

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I have yet another protester and peace activist from San Francisco.

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He has been the target at ProtestWarrior.com for some time now, he has been labeled "The Epitome of the Left"

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Here is a noble Olympia Collective protester and Peace Activist ™


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Colonel, how dumb do you think I am? (And before you answer, remember I'm holding a shovel and I know how to use it.) This is the same guy over on this thread:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hero-protester-of-the-week-t5332.html


All he did was remove his hood and flip his sign around, but he's still standing in the same spot. That must be his special corner where he "works" from this garbage can over to that crosswalk, like the hookers in Pretty Woman.

Also, is this the new way of holding protest signs? Save a stick = save a tree? Or is he no longer able to hold up the sign on a stick due to a condition known as "Protestor's Arm" or "Hippie's Elbow" or even "Moonbat's Wing"--acquired from years and years of holding up signs, resulting in a painful stiffness in the arms that will no longer allow him to raise them any higher than they are now?

We need an Awareness Ribbon for that. I also see the promise of a new government entitlement program to help our veteran protestors who are now in too much pain to hold up signs and thus raise awarness.

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Pinkie, I was not proposing this fine specimen of progressive manhood for you, simply sharing another stunning photo for anyone else who may be interested. That corner, is known as Percival's Landing, and is on the corner of State and 4th in downtown Olympia. Every Friday afternoon, our heroic Peace Activists(TM) hold a weekly vigil and anitwar protest. There is also live music.

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mi wrote:I fail to see, how that avatar could have any more pronounced male characteristics without being obscene...
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I can't see how this avatar is NOT obscene, unless Comrade Mi finds a way to switch the perspective spin it as a male cat seen not from the front but from the back and the dangling appendage is actually the male cat's TAIL. Am I the only innocent here?

I'm sure the collective will back me up on this, irrespective of their feline or canine persuasion.

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I received applications from two more candidates, who asked to write up some resume for them since both are functionally illiterate.

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And the latest entry:

"I like long walks along oil spills. It masks my body odor and makes the months-old dirt appear natural. It also shows how much I care about issues and it makes me feel better about myself."

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Big fur hat tip to BigFurHat, who posted this image with the caption: "This arrived from my mother. I gotta go to therapy now."

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That's a crude photo. It also has a nekkid babe in it.

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Red Square wrote:
mi wrote:I fail to see, how that avatar could have any more pronounced male characteristics without being obscene...
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I can't see how this avatar is NOT obscene, unless Comrade Mi finds a way to switch the perspective spin it as a male cat seen not from the front but from the back and the dangling appendage is actually the male cat's TAIL. Am I the only innocent here?

I'm sure the collective will back me up on this, irrespective of their feline or canine persuasion.
I just noticed this post and I am horrified. Is that cat's tail truly pointing to the RIGHT?

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Take her to the Lubeyanka prison.

Resume for candidate 1: Tittiana Pavlo, age 20 something. Hobbies include tattoos and exhibitionism. Enjoys long walks topless and backpacking. Dislikes, Capri pants, bras and GPS.

Resume for candidate 2: Hank Sasquatch, age 50. Likes hanging out around kids and videotaping their reactions. Hopes to have kids of his own someday, preferably orphan runaways he picked up at the bus depot. Had a starring role in the ABC TV series "To Catch a Predator."

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Comrade Whoopie,

If you're not yet in charge of HR at Yakutsk re-education camp #69, you should be. You display finely honed bureaucratic and personnel skills!

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Candidate #1 is interesting. I did not know New York City was progressive enough to have militarized cops AND topless women legally roaming the street.

{off} The libertarian in me is all in favor of topless or nekkid people roaming the streets, and against turning our cops into para military troops. Of course citizens in NYC are disarmed, so I suppose they better hope their overly militarized police force can save them from terrorists and visible boobies.

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Glorious nudes news! More properly clothed hippies and protesters than you could ever imagine in your most horrid nightmares insane dreams! Available at nakedprotesters.com and Hippie Goddess
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Oh way to go Col. Did you have to post those nudie links today? Now the People's Chairman will be "too busy" to attend our scheduled Friday night Inner Party congress.

Leninka, would you be a dear and drop off a couple extra boxes of tissues at his dacha? Don't bother to knock, just leave them on the porch.

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I no longer remember the topic but ThePeople'sComrade on his last visit to London was quite taken aback while leaving a restaurant on Piccadilly. Coming from such a backward nation as the United States, The People are unaccustomed to such enlightened and progressive modes of protest. I would never have thought that removing one's clothing would have such an impact on one's message. Admittedly I never did discover what the message was but the impact was impressive.
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Comrades,

I must say I'd like to see these clothing-optional characters spread away from warm coastal areas and expand into more climatologically diverse regions, such as Flint, Michigan, in winter and transition seasons. Surely these people would make great inroads among the Amish in Nappanee, Indiana, or Lancaster Co., Pennsylvania.

Imagine the p(P)arties at Comrade Moore's house! Why, he's a boob with boobs to show and he's allegedly male, so all the better.

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More submissions. All photographed by our friend El Marko.

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The madness in their eyes is like a sweet wine to me. How well we have prospered on their usefull foolishness.

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My eyes, my eyes! Where are the birds to scratch out my eyes?

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STORY AND LINK REMOVED [ - R.S.]

It appears that the story has been retracted by The Sun as non-factual. It was also removed from the blog previously quoted here.

In addition, we received an official request from Ms Alle Segretti to remove this story, or else he/she will sue us for libel.


        Mystery item No. 1

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Comrades,

This is a perfect example of progressive free speech. Uppity less-evolved bipeds (i.e., children in this case) are locked away for their own good then used to express progressive sentiments, such as the clear message that non-progressive humans are just as equal as animals, if that. Moreover, a valuable service has been performed in raising awareness of the important role played by sex workers while simultaneous helping such workers overcome their own socially oppressive and instilled inadequacies manifested through their work as "cries for help."

What sort of fascist reactionary would put a stop to this? It is an outrage!

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We have been threatened with a lawsuit and I had to remove a quoted story. See two posts above.

https://thepeoplescube.com/post95858.html#95858


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I believe we have been victim to the Microwave Mind Control Spy System developed by Margaret Thatcher. They have obviously discovered our Blocking Technology™ and altered their frequency from the standard 450MHz. Please broaden the range of the frequency to apprehend all usable bandwidth and implement the Stealth Device™ to avoid future detection of our Blocking Technology.

If you experience difficulty the Chanalyzer™ analysis device may be needed.



Report back with results and I will forward them to Approved Personnel.
We must stop her/his snooping into The People's Information.

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$14 The Hard Way?



sorry comrades,,, Caddyshack is on AMC and I just can't help myself!


 
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