Let me be brief: The Women's Movement has taken an unexpected turn around the pole.
Employees of Nevada brothel the Moonlite Bunny Ranch are throwing their full weight of support under the presidential campaign of Hillary Clinton (Because nothing says "empowerment" like staying with a philanderer to advance your career.)
When asked why they support Hillary, a hooker shot back saucily:
"We stand (and lay down) for women's rights. The Bunny Ranch hookers believe that when the early feminists fought for our ability to have it all, they approved of careers where men pay to leer at our naked bodies in an objective manner. As long as we are choosing of our own free will to be hookers, that is feminism. Of all the potential candidates, we believe that Hillary represents this freedom the most."
The hookers laid out their platform here. One of the favored topics is a "bottom-up" system of economics where hookers have more equality. The hookers despise anything to do with trickle-down, finding it hard to swallow. This is surprising.
Next week, the Hookers 4 Hillary are deftly holding a fundraising strip-a-thon, after which a stack of dollar bills will be donated to the campaign. No word yet on how the women in this Women's Movement will be moving, but we can assume that it will be athletic, and heartily approved by Bill. We know that he will do his part to make sure the event is a rousing success.
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To make this work for Hillary, just replace the kissing Obamas with a picture of the kissing Clintons, if you can find one.
You'd be surprised, these people are much cleaner than Shillary.
Has perfected a system of indirect payment under the guise of "charity".
Ivan the StakhanovetsI keep getting photos of Barack and Reggie Love...I hope the People's computer isn't getting a virus.
Under the Peoples Official Family Pack Gas Masks we are laughing out loud Kom Rad Ivan Stakhanovets. Apparently there is a Fun Gus among us.