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According to the latest reports, we will soon have mind-reaching machines that will finally allow us to eavesdrop on the voices in your head and turn your secret thoughts into speech. That is wonderful news for our kollektive. Nothing can boost the morale and Party discipline as the inability to harbor individual secrets.

With the people's technology expanding into the mind to figure out what goes on in it, dangerous thoughts and secret recipes shall not be hidden for long. This scientific breakthrough is exactly what we needed to squeeze the remaining drops of individualism out of the docile masses. Our government, law enforcement, courts, presidential debates, and elections will no longer be the same. Not only will surveillance workers need to be retrained, but everyone else as well.

As usual, scientists began their experimentation with dogs. They have already developed a communication device allowing humans to translate what dogs think about them, and are now working out the kinks due to frequent mistranslations, or possibly the existence of other dog languages yet unknown to human science.

The next step will be to read the minds of humans - first of various targeted individuals, later expanding to massive mind-reading surveillance, rendering spyware and wiretaps obsolete. This should radically change the way people think about the government, both literally and figuratively.

A real mill stone mile stone we've been laboring toward this for decades...

Liberalism 101 Lesson 124:

Liberal Marxist Progressives are righteously proud of the independent thought we display while we champion collectivist solutions, government dependency and conformity of thought.

Hammer and Loupe wrote: As usual, scientists began their experimentation with dogs. They have already developed a communication device allowing humans to translate what dogs think about them, and are now working out the kinks due to frequent mistranslations, or possibly the existence of other dog languages yet unknown to human science.

Dogs, cats, squirrels, mice, rooster, brain in jar, etc. have all been communicating via the People's Cube for years.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:...allowing humans to translate what dogs think about them, and are now working out the kinks due to frequent mistranslations, or possibly the existence of other dog languages yet unknown to human science.

I feel the video in the above link deserves to be posted as an appendix:

Well comrades, the Collective received a volunteer for our trial. Thank you Comrade Ivan the Stakhanovets!

Red Square wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:...allowing humans to translate what dogs think about them, and are now working out the kinks due to frequent mistranslations, or possibly the existence of other dog languages yet unknown to human science.

I feel the video in the above link deserves to be posted as an appendix:

You don't need an electronic box to know what a dog's deepest desire is:

My Our entire Beet-Kollecktiv has voted - UNANIMOUSLY!, as always! - that this Glorious New Scientific Invention will aid The Party People immensely in identifying Covert Running-Dog Lackeys Of The Imperialist State™, Crypto-Fascist Establishment Robots™, and Anti-Revolutionary Doubters™ who might subtly reside in our midst among other Thought-Criminals™!

But sadly, here at the Beet-Kollecktiv, it will make the proles' usual weekly Self-Criticism&Denunciation sessions unnecessary...