Our Glorious Union Comrades (GUC) are waging a battle against the oppressive 1% who own Hostess, the makers of Twinkies, Ding Dongs etc. The greedy owners have filed for bankruptcy in an attempt to cheat the GUC out of what they feel they are owed and have petitioned the court to allow them to throw out the GUC contracts. GUC have vowed to go on strike if this happens which will certainly cause the demise of the Hostess Company.
Herein lies the problem. The demise of the Hostess Company means no more Twinkies for Michell Obama. No more Twinkies for Michelle Obama means no more peace/piece for Dear Leader. This is a crisis of gigantic proportions unlike any Dear Leader has faced since taking office. It will be interesting to see how he averts this crisis.
Bonus image of the Obama incident.
It makes my pulse race to learn there is a union with the inclusive title Bakery, Confectionery, Tobacco Workers. The Party must do what it can to promote the consumption of croissants and non-secular bagels, pastilles and tiramisu, chewing tobacco and Pall Malls for the health of unionized labor everywhere!
Citizens, it is your duty to eat, smoke, and chew responsibly with a proletarian consciousness!
Opiate of the PeopleDo not fear, Comrades, Twinkies will not perish from the shelves. Once evil capitalist company is bankrupt, brands will be sold to our Chinese comrades who know how to keep comrade labor force happy.
Ahhh yes. I can see it now.