Comrades, today Comrade Jay "Carney" Carney issued a statement that Dear Leader will “continue” to act “independently” without congressional authorization to “benefit the American people” as part of the White House's "We Can't Wait" campaign.

We here on The Cube™, of course, have for quite some time been fully aware of Dear Leader's prowess in all things leaderly, since He IS, after all, the One - but, unfortunately, the Evil Rethuglikkkans keep trying to dredge up that quaint little-remembered document laughingly referred to as their "Constitution" when claiming that Dear Leader has no "authority" to do many of the things He has - and WILL do!

Laughable. As though He cares what they think! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Carney, allegedly a little known carnival barker and member of the local SEIU chapter in South Dakota before being hired by the Obama administration, stated that “He is simply acting to help the American people, whether it's with their mortgages, their student loans, their access to vital drugs, assisting businesses to speed up the process by which they get a, you know, contracts, with their payments from the federal government, or, like, you know, they need a half-billion dollar bailout loan to assist them in pursuing The Great Green American Dream™, well, red and yellow, black and white, they are precious in His sight, you know."

Comrades, how equally fortunate we are to live in a time such as this, and to have Dear Leader watching out for us!

Exactly.

Its about damn time!! The charade of complying with constitutional authority should have ended some time back. Only a true authoritarian can appreciate the glory of absolute rule.

Comrades, it's just around the corner... just an election away...