Wichita, Kansas - AP (Associated Potatoes)
A four year old female terrorist calling herself "Isabella" was detained at a Wichita airport after she and her grandmother attempted to extinguish all life on earth with a handgun.
Deemed a High Security Threat by ever-watchful TSA agents, who assumed that her grandmother must have passed the young terrorist a handgun because of a 2-second embrace while in line, "Isabella" - a resident of the state of Montana, which is known to be a favored location for anti-government extremists - started crying. TSA agents threatened to shut down the airport if the crying didn't stop, plus they would take away all her dolls and no more cartoons for life.
TSA agents on the scene stated for the record that all proper procedures were followed and it's not their problem if a four year old girl doesn't want to be felt up in a room without her mommy being present. "Hey, we don't make the rules, we just enjoy the hell out of them!" stated a grinning Griselda Hogsbrow, one of the agents, while looking appreciatively at little "Isabella".
TSA accused of tutu profiling
the list goes on and on. I'm glad the agents of touch, squeeze, all were on duty.
Of course WE all know (wink wink, nudge nudge) that the whole point of all the airport nonsense - and now TSA has spread out to other venues as well, such as bus stations, actually riding buses, etc. - is simply to condition the foolish Americans to being searched and poked and prodded by government agents at their whim FOR THEIR OWN GOOD!
Ahhhh, it just gets better and better in the USSA!
I went to a Comic-Con recently dressed as The Black Widow.
I ran into a little problem though when I was scanned at the airport...
Really... that's me - let me reverse the colors...
Other than that... I had a great time!
-It looks like those black squares might hurt
-From the photo, you have a great derriere
I am into derrieres, ever since Papa Obama got elected
Besides, I've always had a thing for womyn with a gun in their butt cheeks!
Here, 18-month old "Riyanna" is seen after her removal from the flight, exhibiting typical terrorist apathy and flippant disregard for TSA authority.
Fellow travelers, I am so proud of our TSA! Not as proud as I am of Dear Leader, perhaps, especially on this, the day after his most important evolution, but extremely proud nevertheless.
Yes, comrades, I feel safe. And protected.