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We've waited several years for this guy named Barack
But now that we've got him we wanna send him right back
I can't afford no gas cos the liberals have all gone green
But even if I could my money's is so worthless it's obscene

I went to see Nancy Pelosi if she could get this straight
She said it's all W Bush's Fault but it's cheap in Kuwait
But she offered me free health care or some waviers if I need
But a gallon of gas can be purchased everywhere for $5 Bucks if I got cash

I can score some condoms and birth control pills
But can't afford my tank to be filled
He's got some algae, some wind, and solar you don't need
But I can't afford a gallon of gas
There's plenty oil to buy or sell
There's no more oil pumped at the well
A gallon of gas can be purchased everywhere
For 5 Bucks if you've got cash

Now nobody's got work, and you're giving me blues
How can I drive if I ain't Howard Hughes?
Economy's in neutral and my paycheck's losing steam
And the highways are deserted
cos they want the air to be really clean.

Now I've bought me a Chevy Volt with extension cords,
I got a good deal cos I listen to Al Gore.
And I'll pay the note in China for 45 years or more.
It should go 100 miles per charge,
but it's never moved away from my door.

Who drives a Volt when electric's high as heaven
And you can't afford to pay for gas
Who needs a highway, an airport or a jet
When you can't pay the price for gas
There's no more need to drive, oh well
Cos no one can afford the theft
A gallon of gas will cost you anywhere from
$5 bucks if you got the cash
You can't afford to pay for gas