a-O likes balls to putter
a-O likes laws to cram
And that's what Val Jarrett tells him
And O's her muzzie man

Well, Val likes chaos clutter
They pass laws be damned
That's what law breakers do
And O's her lyin'man

a-O likes balls to putter
a-O likes laws to cram
And that's what Val Jarrett tells him
And O's her muzzie man

Well, Val don't think American
Val don't think that we know
Val don't like us Conservatives
Don't know we're onto her

a-O likes balls to putter
a-O likes laws to cram
And that's what Val Jarrett tells him
And O's her muzzie man

Well, Val is a spy plant from Iran
And much to her surprise
It was easy to worm oh inside
a-with that Barack guy

O's got balls to putter
O's got laws to cram
Wish Michelle would leave him
a-with some other man

No, no, no, O wants balls to putter
a-O wants laws to cram
O found his Johnny Boehner
a-John's his lovin' man

No, no, no, no
O wants balls to putter
No, no, no, no

a-O wants laws to cram
No, no, no, no
a-O wants balls to putter
No, no, no, no
And oh more laws to cram
No, no, no, no…